OK this is ridiculous

My ex roommate actually met some chick over the internet. He was from Indiana and she is from California. So he decides he wants to go live down there so he can be close to her.

Big mistake. Now he's stranded down there, no money, starving, on the verge of homelessness . . . It's a sad thing

At 11/29/09 11:47 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Here's to hoping everything turns out all right.

I'll smoke to that! But I'm out of weed . . .

At 11/29/09 11:45 PM, AmazingTheNinja wrote: I'm gonna tell my parents the baby sitter did it. They should be home any moment now.

I'm gonna tell your parents. LOL

At 11/29/09 11:42 PM, shabbo wrote: My Sig, oh and here's a joke.
Okay, so there's two fish in a tank, one fish turns around and says " Go fuck yourself" then the other one says " I would, but I don't have any hands!".

What the fuck was that?

At 11/29/09 11:37 PM, Evark wrote:
This idea gets better and better for the BBS the more specific I make it.

Ah yes. It's like Tetris attack. However many matches of certain number of blocks you get that's how many blocks the opponent gets.

At 11/29/09 11:05 PM, stick101 wrote:

At 11/29/09 11:03 PM, LBRocker wrote: I would, if you weren't begging for attention.

I'm not, If i were begging for attention i would have made a troll thread.

Anyway back on topic.

Would anyone like to say some words for MuffinTop? (That was his name)

1998-2009

RIP Muffintop

Um . . . I dunno the thing but . . . .

He was a good dog, he was a kind dog . . . though he always barked at night . . . and he always bit the neighbor kids . . . and his owners got the cops called on him many times . . . and he tore up the furniture numerous times . . . and the muzzles were pretty useless . . . but a good dog nonetheless

At 11/29/09 11:13 PM, LiliumDanceOfLies wrote:

At 11/29/09 11:07 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

At 11/29/09 11:05 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

Cyanide and Happiness:

Sorry I forgot the pic:

OMG! i lol'd so freaking hard!!!

where would the world be without C&H?

Seconded

I understand your pain. My pet hedgehog died recently too, from an exploded kidney (she held it in too long)

But this movie right here cheered me up in those times.

It's My Way Entertainment's Power Rangers.

All you gotta keep in mind:
Red - Jose Conseco
Black - Token black guy
Yellow - Token asian chick
Green - Pothead
Blue - Me (lol jk, it's a perverted guy)
Pink - Whore
Alpha - Crackhead

At 11/29/09 10:50 PM, level1isbest wrote:

At 11/29/09 08:35 PM, Kiryuku wrote: Your reading a topic and you think of the most amazing thing to post, then when you go to click the post it button, and it says the topic was deleted.

actually, that just happened to me on some dudes first post.

Yeah it's always the topics the noobs post

At 11/29/09 10:12 PM, Anonymoususer092 wrote:

At 11/29/09 08:53 PM, Jamoke wrote:

At 11/29/09 08:50 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Are you ALWAYS in a bad mood?

A real mod has no feelings.

They ALSO have no life.

And THIS is why they don't have feelings. LOL

At 11/29/09 08:23 PM, dylan-double-c wrote: Does anyone else think that, since the levels are almost exclusively shown in the BBS, that the levels should be awarded based on post count, rather than Ground's Gold?
Of course, voting weight on portal submissions wouldn't be affected, just the level icon.

Anybody with me, or am I just a fucktard?

I think you're a moron. It's not a BBS level, it's a Ground Gold level.

However, I do think that votes in the Audio and Art portals should count towards getting higher levels

Does the H in HKS stand for Hitler?

At 11/29/09 09:38 PM, Kiryuku wrote:

At 11/29/09 09:33 PM, PaulStetich wrote: Hey Jamoke, I think you're being challanged. LOL

This is the best thread I've ever made.

The picture is right . . . I LOVE e-drama LOL

At 11/29/09 09:32 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: I'm not another gear in the system, I'm an intelligent person capable of putting two and two together.

Fuck the system you god damn fascists leave me in peace I don't want to watch TV because it makes me feel like shit.

Hey man, do you watch House?

Hey Jamoke, I think you're being challanged. LOL

What I mean is, there's a reason why people who nominate themselves don't get attention. Cause they suck. So I checked out some of the people who nominated themselves, and all it is is one instrument and a drum. That's music? Fuck that.

You guys want REAL music?

Check THIS GUY out

At 11/29/09 09:21 PM, jossospro wrote: everyone's just nominating themselves...

This is why I don't come here anymore.

Hippocracy.

At 11/29/09 08:53 PM, Jamoke wrote:

At 11/29/09 08:50 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Are you ALWAYS in a bad mood?

A real mod has no feelings.

Now THIS is entertainment XD

People change. Sometimes for the better sometimes for the worse. You just do what you gotta do you know?

JJ I am so sorry for that one . . . . that was too far.

I'm gonna be going now.

At 11/28/09 04:35 AM, JJReid wrote: Wally doesn't approve.
Wally is the name of my self centered left hand.

Hey Wally. Want to see Paul Stetich naked? XD

At 11/28/09 04:15 AM, EpicFail wrote: It's also the fact that I realized that so far in my life I've done nothing but fuck myself and other people over.

What I mean by this is that I've been throwing myself in these shitty situations, and making life a living hell for myself. I'm not going to blame anybody but myself for this, because really my life is in my hands.
Where I came from is something I have absolutely no control over, but where I go in my life is entirely up to me.
I feel like drugs as mentioned earlier have fucked up a lot of my brain, and because of that I've quit doing hard drugs completely.

A few months ago I was put in the hospital for overdosing on a lot of drugs over and over and over, and honestly, I'm surprised I'm alive.

Last month I was in the hospital for fucking up my stomach with alcohol.

I didn't give a shit, and in a way I still don't. I'm only living my life until I die, and I hope everyday that I die. I don't enjoy living at all, but I realize I am here and I am not about to kill myself to get out of here.

While I am alive I may as well make the best of it and enjoy it as much as I can, because before I know it I will be gone, and in a way I do want to die happy.

Exactly why you gotta live like there's no tomorrow. Live life to its fullest. Get out there find somethinhg you love, and stick with it.

That's why I'm writing music on Newgrounds, that's why I'm in the pro-wrestling business. What do you like to do? I see you have some hip hop songs in your profile perhaps you should try to get booked in a few local shows

K dude check it.

You're life isn't that bad. Life doesn't revolve around Newgrounds, and though you may care about it, once you get something together, once you get your life together, you find life is actually freakin awesome.

Took me 21 years to realize that.

Being a dick aint so bad.

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

At 11/28/09 04:04 AM, JJReid wrote:

The fellow formers will tell you that I am the most loved person on here.

You lie. Thats why my song is in the all time top 30 huh?

LOL jk I dont care

Ah ok. Well welcome I think

Did you JUST create an account so you could post this? LOL

At 11/28/09 03:59 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: I somehow got paper cut-like symptoms from a hardned piece of grease at work today. Does this automatically mean I'm in the cool zone?

LOL that's hardcore.

That's like this time I placed my hand on the grill and left this mad zit-looking thing on my finger. It eventually grew hair on it.

That's why I wear gloves when I wrestle lol

At 11/28/09 03:50 AM, walterwagner wrote: Google is sexist

I dont get it

At 11/28/09 01:29 AM, rubber-dum-dum wrote: cookie monster!

This mutha fucka always scared the crap out of me. I mean, wouldnt you be afraid of this?

I know, old photo but thats not the point