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1.

Elated

Topic: Here's a toast to the bbs...

Posted: 04/01/09 01:44 AM

Forum: General

At 4/1/09 01:36 AM, foshiznay wrote: Long live us!

Long Live being the key word.

I second that motion.


2.

None

Topic: Here's a toast to the bbs...

Posted: 04/01/09 01:28 AM

Forum: General

At 4/1/09 01:21 AM, maximuspower wrote:
At 4/1/09 01:20 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 4/1/09 01:18 AM, Oblidios wrote: With butter I hope
And treacle!
AND MY SPECIAL SAUCE

See, these kinds of smart ass remarks are what I'm gonna miss most about the bbs. Where will I get my daily dose of sarcasm after a long day's work now? Hmmmm? HMMMMM!?!?


3.

None

Topic: Here's a toast to the bbs...

Posted: 04/01/09 01:08 AM

Forum: General

She's a hag.
She's a hag.
She's a dirty, rotten scag.
Cheese lies between your thighs.
And shit hangs from your butt.
I will not eat you out.
Or suck your festering tits.
I'd rather drink 10 gallons of buzzard puke.
And die of the dribbling shits!
So long bbs!

Here's a toast to the bbs...


4.

Sad

Topic: Honk Honk Nyc Meet-up 09

Posted: 03/13/09 09:15 PM

Forum: General

I would show up to this if I weren't in Alaska. Oh well...


5.

None

Topic: Whats your religion?

Posted: 02/22/09 03:08 PM

Forum: General

At 2/22/09 03:06 PM, Yiffy wrote: Flying Spaghetti Monster

Damn, I was going to say that.


6.

None

Topic: Dig up your old posts

Posted: 01/04/09 01:54 PM

Forum: General

I wish I could remember the name and password of the account I made in 2001. I imagine my posts weren't that great but it would be pretty cool to be one of the few newgrounds users with an account almost as old as this decade.

I checked out my first couple of posts from a few years back, though, and it blew my mind to see how far I've come in life since then. I went from barely being able to afford the rent to having a little more than enough to get by in just 2 years.


7.

None

Topic: Is that the end of Cloverfield?!

Posted: 01/04/09 01:34 PM

Forum: General

At 1/4/09 01:26 PM, Imaku wrote: Chuck Norris dropped out of the sky and killed them all.

Go back to 2004, you dork.


8.

None

Topic: see that thing to your right?

Posted: 01/03/09 02:39 PM

Forum: General

But if I break my wall, I won't get the security deposit back on my lease.


9.

None

Topic: Names for my Kid

Posted: 01/01/09 03:04 PM

Forum: General

At 1/1/09 03:00 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: Don't choose something average, give him a unique name.

If I ever had a kid I would probably make his middle name Quinlan. Then again, I come from an Irish background (my name's Patrick for crying out loud) so it would make sense in my case.


10.

None

Topic: The Epic Question

Posted: 12/31/08 03:57 AM

Forum: General

At 12/31/08 01:05 AM, kr8to wrote: Can black people get sunburned?

Yes, depending on their skin pigmentation. If, for example, they're just a little black, they might get a little sunburned depending on how long they're out in the sun. On the other hand, if they're really dark then they won't burn. I know this because I once asked a black person this question and that was their answer to me. I had to get something from the store for them before they would answer the question, too!


11.

None

Topic: Lol at Angry Beavers

Posted: 12/30/08 11:18 PM

Forum: General

At 12/30/08 09:54 PM, Waterdancer wrote: I haven't seen that particular episode. I did hear there was one episode where Norbert said "Shut up", and it sounded alot like "Shit up". That episode got lots of parents angry.

That reminds me of this one episode of Doug where that weird inventor guy (I think his name was Mr. Fink) uttered a grunt that sounded like fuck. Oh, good times. I miss old school nickelodeon. Being a kid in the 90's rocked. I don't give a damn what the 80's kids say.


12.

None

Topic: Mountain Dew Crew

Posted: 12/30/08 10:48 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/30/08 10:07 PM, Furryfox wrote: so does that mean your joining the crew patrickman?

if so then <D if not then >:(

Oh, I'm totally in. So you can save your >:( emoticon for another day.

At 12/30/08 10:27 PM, DocSprite wrote: Its nice to have a new member in our ranks. You should know that me and hhcash are producing an entire fighting game in Flash, where you play as MTN Dew and beat up other sodas. If you are good at scripting, animating, or drawing in Flash, or are just a good artist, you might want to help out. If it ges right, the MDC will be getting mucho kudos for the game.

Sorry, I can't really help you out in the flash department at the moment. Someday, perhaps, but not now. I do, however, suggest that you incorporate I'm Addicted to Mountain Dew by KJ-52 in your flash. If you can't do it without ruining the flash then please, please, please make it the official crew anthem. :D


13.

None

Topic: Goldeneye 007 [Video game fan club]

Posted: 12/30/08 08:18 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

It's pretty amazing that Goldeneye is still popular to this day. I remember playing that game back when it first came out (I must have been about 9ish to 10ish years old at the time). Are y'all talking about a donkey King cheat in the game or are y'all just off topic? If there is a DK cheat let me know. I thought I used all the cheats but I guess I'm mistaken...


14.

None

Topic: Mountain Dew Crew

Posted: 12/30/08 08:07 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

As I was lurking through the Clubs & Crews forum I couldn't help but notice this group. Mountain Dew is pretty awesome. In fact, it's so awesome that KJ-52 made a whole friggin song about it. I totally know what he's talking about. My job sells MD for 50 cents a can. I buy so much of it that it's gonna bankrupt me one of these days. :(


15.

None

Topic: Changing the World

Posted: 12/29/08 10:32 PM

Forum: General

At 12/29/08 10:17 PM, firemaker60 wrote:
At 12/27/08 03:17 PM, agustana wrote: "The first step - especially for young people with energy and drive and talent, but not money - the first step to controlling your world is to control your culture. To model and demonstrate the kind of world you demand to live in. To write the books. Make the music. Shoot the films. Paint the art."
So... basically control the media and what the people are viewing.

I don't know, sounds very Fahrenheit 451ish to me.

The government is waaaaaaaaay ahead of you on that one, buddy.


16.

None

Topic: Local McDonald's closed down...

Posted: 12/29/08 10:29 PM

Forum: General

At 12/29/08 10:16 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I'm still not over the fact Discovery Zone went out of business.

I loved that place when I was a kid. There are a few rip offs of DZ in my hometown, though. Oh, and I know this is a little off topic but does anybody else think Wheel of Fortune just isn't the same without Bob Barker?


17.

None

Topic: Everything you search comes up with

Posted: 12/28/08 09:34 PM

Forum: General

At 12/28/08 09:30 PM, SandmanEx wrote: god, most famous one.
In elementary school, all the kids played a site called miniclip.com
Alot of kids typed in miniclit.com
THAT is funny.

One time my history teacher told my class to go to whitehouse.com for information on the government. That was a big mistake. Turned out it was a porn site.


18.

None

Topic: The Ultimate Roommate

Posted: 12/28/08 08:28 PM

Forum: General

Everything is cool as long as my roommate leaves me the hell alone.


19.

None

Topic: Users/NGers

Posted: 12/26/08 03:54 PM

Forum: General

At 12/26/08 12:19 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Users also don't understand that a weak OP means nothing about what the thread can do and where it can go if you give it a chance.

I've seen some threads where the OP may as well have been on acid while posting and it still managed to be epic somehow.


20.

None

Topic: Just what's so great about Blue-Ray

Posted: 12/23/08 02:50 PM

Forum: General

movies like transformers that rely on a whole lot of special effects look a little bit different on blu-ray but not enough to justify re-inventing the wheel for.


21.

Elated

Topic: Anyone see ZeitGeist: Addendum?

Posted: 12/21/08 11:59 AM

Forum: General

The ultimate truth about zeitgeist is only a click away! Oh, and someone needs to tell these people that Aaron Russo and 911truth.org aren't exactly the most credible sources of information.


22.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Sanjay's Grammar Lesson #1

Posted: 12/21/08 11:39 AM

Forum: General

i dont know what your talking about my grammar is the best on the planet ur gay and i never use run on sentences either so u can take your guide and shove it my good sir


23.

None

Topic: If Newgrounds Never Existed

Posted: 12/21/08 11:33 AM

Forum: General

There probably wouldn't be much difference for me. I would have just killed time on another forum anyways...


24.

Happy

Topic: Is Anybody Thirsty? (kinda Nsfw)

Posted: 12/20/08 04:27 PM

Forum: General

I'll have that shaken, not stirred...


26.

None

Topic: I called in for the first time.

Posted: 12/16/08 01:30 PM

Forum: General

I can't drive anywhere outside right now because of my crappy 2-wheel drive. I hate it when the roads are iced over...


27.

None

Topic: Ms paint threads suck.

Posted: 12/06/08 01:19 PM

Forum: General

At 12/6/08 01:16 PM, cast wrote:
At 12/6/08 01:08 PM, Sanjay wrote:
At 12/6/08 01:04 PM, Jercurpac wrote: This is now an MSpaint thread.
Correction... *NOW* This is a MS Paint thread.
Roger that.

*Glances at thread*

*Backs away slowly*


28.

None

Topic: Well my town and school sucks.

Posted: 12/05/08 10:23 PM

Forum: General

I hated my hometown. So you know what I did? I sucked it up, finished high school, got the fuck out of there and joined the military. My life has been going uphill from there.


29.

Elated

Topic: physical traits.

Posted: 12/04/08 02:15 AM

Forum: General

My picture's in my profile. Personally, I think god made my mold two-dimensional. I'm skinny and proud of it!


30.

None

Topic: so heres the thing.

Posted: 12/04/08 02:05 AM

Forum: General

Forget about her, there's plenty of fish in the sea and a whole slew of cliche lines I can say all day...


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