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Topic: World's Heaviest Man To Get Married

Posted: 10/15/08 09:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/15/08 08:31 PM, patm1313 wrote:
At 10/15/08 08:29 PM, bigjuicy wrote: So how does she get to his penis?
Took the text out of my mouth.

We're a sick bunch aren't we?

Oh, and 1,000th post.


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Topic: I've Got A Hostage!

Posted: 10/15/08 08:47 PM

Forum: General

Unless it is Tom Fulp than I don't give a shit.

You know what, if it is Tom Fulp, nevermind. You can have him.
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Nah Tom, I love you.

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Topic: Guess what my dumbass teacher said?

Posted: 10/15/08 08:45 PM

Forum: General

She said, after I asked for an extra day to complete a paper, that I should have told her ahead of time that I needed it because I was absent the day before.

You know what? I broke my finger yesterday. And about the time that that class was taking place, they were splinting my finger, which required it to be extended all the way. As you can guess, that hurt like a bitch. And she expected me to fucking tell her in advance. "Oh, yes, Mrs. Teacher. I'm going to break my finger next period. May I please have any work that will be done in class?" Honestly, she pisses me off.


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Topic: I cannot find rule 34 on

Posted: 10/15/08 08:38 PM

Forum: General

At 10/15/08 07:00 PM, dannylove wrote:
At 10/15/08 06:59 PM, MasterUnderstood wrote: Google.
I tried the rule 34 sites. But no dice. I really have an urdge for rule 34 of blue meanies.

Rule 35: If there is no porn of it (rule 34), then it will be made.


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Topic: World's Heaviest Man To Get Married

Posted: 10/15/08 08:31 PM

Forum: General

At 10/15/08 08:29 PM, bigjuicy wrote: So how does she get to his penis?

Took the text out of my mouth.

We're a sick bunch aren't we?

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Topic: Riots

Posted: 10/15/08 03:54 PM

Forum: General

I would loot.


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Topic: Why I might buy Love Lockdown

Posted: 10/14/08 04:57 PM

Forum: General

I might buy the album because every online version has no bass in it whatsoever. And that pisses me off. I like the song, and my 16" subwoofer is sitting there in a too serene setting.


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Topic: Wat should I do for my 1000th post?

Posted: 10/14/08 04:54 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/08 04:51 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: If you make a thread that's all obviously "OH LOOK 1000 POSTS!" then you'll be banned and the thread'll be locked/deleted, depending on how malicious the mod's feeling.

If you make a thread that's a perfectly fine thread, but also happens to be your 1k post, that's fine.

And of course you can post in the level-up lounge for a cheap +1.

Thanks BBM for the clarification.

I'm not making a 1,000th post thread, I just want to make a thread that is epic so that I can have a good 1k post.


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Topic: Epic Fight Scenes (youtube)

Posted: 10/14/08 04:52 PM

Forum: General

There are none on youtube. They are all 5th graders pretending to fight each other while simultaneously naming spells from their favorite game, Runescape.


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Topic: Wat should I do for my 1000th post?

Posted: 10/14/08 04:44 PM

Forum: General

What should I do for my 1,000th post? It's going to be a thread, and I want it to be remembered. Any ideas?


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Topic: Newgrounders as Molecular Compounds

Posted: 10/14/08 04:42 PM

Forum: General

I am MagnesiumCyanide

That sounds deadly. Sweet.


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Topic: Lonely much?

Posted: 10/14/08 04:40 PM

Forum: General

Somone took too many hits on the crack pipe.


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Topic: I'm playing runescape

Posted: 10/14/08 04:38 PM

Forum: General

I would have kept playing that if it was not for losing my membership.

Thank God...

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Topic: You know what I loathe?

Posted: 10/14/08 04:37 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/08 04:35 PM, Hellian00 wrote: You know what I loathe?

Ranting threads.

Not a rant, just me saying what I don't like. If I was ranting about it I would write a couple paragraphs using a lot of capital letters.


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Topic: The color of my skin changed

Posted: 10/14/08 04:35 PM

Forum: General

Tan?

You're like MJ in reverse.
I shall call you JM.

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Topic: You know what I loathe?

Posted: 10/14/08 04:35 PM

Forum: General

Those goddamn antivirus program pop-ups that whenever you close out of them they open like ten other windows for the same program and have a box that popups and literally makes you download the program.

Grr....

What do you hate on your computer?


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Topic: I would like to thank Newgrounds...

Posted: 10/14/08 04:31 PM

Forum: General

I hate people who post about their dead relatives on NG.


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Topic: I have some messages for the BBS.

Posted: 10/14/08 04:28 PM

Forum: General

Pretty trippy.


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Topic: Best Cereal Ever?

Posted: 10/14/08 04:26 PM

Forum: General

Ghetto Crack Rocks

AKA rice crsipies

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Topic: Saw V

Posted: 10/14/08 04:25 PM

Forum: General

I wan't to see it. I might rent it if my mom wants to see it with me.


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Topic: If you smoked and wanted to quit...

Posted: 10/14/08 04:24 PM

Forum: General

Crack

Amidoinitrite?

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Topic: My aunty is dead..

Posted: 10/14/08 04:19 PM

Forum: General

Im sure her soul is facepalming at you posting this on NG.


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Topic: They're Palin and McCain

Posted: 10/14/08 04:18 PM

Forum: General

Picture=Funny
Text=/=Funny
Thus whole post is an average of 0.5 multiplied by funny.


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Topic: Useless Facts

Posted: 10/14/08 04:17 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/08 04:15 PM, TJoyal wrote: Serotonin is the name of the fluid in your brain that indicates what mood you're in.

There's more of it in there when you get high.


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Topic: Aliens make appearence on Earth!

Posted: 10/14/08 04:16 PM

Forum: General

That gave me a good scare...


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Topic: I have a ream

Posted: 10/14/08 04:14 PM

Forum: General

Title is not racist...


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Topic: strawberry cream cheese

Posted: 10/14/08 04:13 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/08 04:12 PM, NG-NoName wrote:
At 10/14/08 04:10 PM, patm1313 wrote:
At 10/14/08 04:06 PM, NG-NoName wrote: what does newgrounds think of this dairy delight? very good, no?
You, my good sir, have the answer.
wat

The answer my mate, is NO.


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Topic: Let's Be Philosophers!

Posted: 10/14/08 04:12 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/08 04:11 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: "Black for change" -- Obama

Fix'd

Not racist...

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Topic: strawberry cream cheese

Posted: 10/14/08 04:10 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/08 04:06 PM, NG-NoName wrote: what does newgrounds think of this dairy delight? very good, no?

You, my good sir, have the answer.


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Topic: Let's Be Philosophers!

Posted: 10/14/08 04:03 PM

Forum: General

Newgrounds=/=Smart,
Philosophers=Smart,
So Newgrounds=/=Philosophers.

I put it in maths.

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