Now I'm getting pop-ups. Shoot me.

I was just looking at pictures of Xzibit photoshops after seeing one and just browsing for more. Then my computer cut to some security thing that was obviously fake, and I couldn't close, even with CTRL+ALT+DEL. Then my computer shut down to come technical blue screen with text that I couldn't read. And then it tryed to restart. Figuring that it needed to restart to install the virus or whatever, I turned off my computer manually. Then I booted it back up, and things didn't look right. After looking up "windows XP start up screen" I realized that the one that my computer booted up on matched the one labled "windows xp start up screen mirror". So my PC is somehow operating on a mirror. Any suggestions?

I'm about to die.

Had to bring back this thread- it's awesome. Here's my submission:
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8D ww

You engrish speaking Jap idiot. Go whack with your buddies at 4chan instead of coming to NG and posting engrish tales of the girlfriend who you'll never get because your eyes are so strained from reading books that you wouldn't be able to tell between her and your mother.

K, I'm done.

Next Song- My Lawyer Made Me Change My Plea Bargon So I Wouldn't Go To Jail

Lol

Bush. Simple as that.

And WMD's...

And Iraq...

And 9/11...

And Osama...

And Sadam...

IT'LL NEVER STOP!!!

That's right! Whoop that woman wigger's ass!

Being an exchange student in New Zealand would be awesome.

You eyein' my grapes?

Sunflower seeds have less of a chance of being icky and bad tastin. So they win.

I don't even know which aura I have, but I'm going to post and find out.

I wonder how many people died from Y2K induced stress...

Anyone else have questions that can't be answered?

Shit, dude stole my name...

What's this walking thing you speak of?

Can you do this "hiking" shenanigan on the interwebs?

I've had that...

...on my face.

I'm seriously allergic to that shit bro. Troop it out, and don't scratch your eye...

I would take him, blend him to a smoothie, and inject the smoothie into my veins.

Now for God...

At 8/24/09 05:00 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Posting a Swastika doesn't seem like it would get you in trouble unless you say something racist or only post a Swastika with no real content. You know the swastika has been a symbol of good fortune way before the Germans used it. There are Swastikas on ancient money and pottery.

Well.... sort of.... Mostly the original reverse form of the swastika was used as a good luck symbol throughout modern day India. Hitler adapted it as what most people recognize it as today.

At 8/24/09 02:27 AM, KennyD wrote: Enjoy you newly equipped flamethrower downstairs.

Best. Metaphor. Ever.

At 8/24/09 04:49 AM, Skwurll wrote: Don't expect a reply from a mod anytime soon.

We've got shitloads of spam and the only mod online is cleaning it up.
But to be on the safe side, try to avoid it unless it's a joke.

Most of the shit I post is a joke anyway. But there's always that douche with the sensitive eyes.

Didn't really expect word from a mod. I figured they would be busy with the eyelovepoozy pictures.

How do graphics apply to the BBS rules? For example, if I post an image of a Swastika or type one out in a text picture, does that classify as NSFW? or does it break the first rule of no hateful/racist language?

How do images tie into the whole scheme of things. When do images cross the line of those rules, even if they are relevant.

I don't know, but it seems like a decent gap in the BBS rules.

Cause, I'm not trying to get banned and all that... with, ya' know, my racist sensibilities.

Holocaust....

....What Holocaust?

I didn't see no friggin' Holocaust

<_<
>_>

Heil

At 8/24/09 04:06 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: (Insert Gigantic Amount Of Text)

Pretty damn awesome. Suburbia really sets itself up for that shit.

Witty remarks, of course.

You mean there's other ways to reply to shit?

See?

I would claim bullshit, but the errors in your post show your less-than-sober state. Did you even get her name/number?

Sell it.

As we all know; Money = Happiness

At 8/24/09 01:54 AM, Samen wrote: Although, the MOST fun thing I've done at night was tree jousting.

Explain. Now.

Do you remember what you answered?

Mostly shepherd around my high idiot friends with the help of my sober ones, threatening to kick their ass if they don't go home.

Take less acid next time...

At 4/18/09 05:09 PM, pizza4ever wrote: yeah your slight loss of air made your head go "ahhhhhhh"

Lol @ the trueness.