Say it was broken, and when you returned it they offered you a better chair because it was the only one they had in stock or something.

At 7/25/07 07:48 PM, parzo wrote: Oh great and powerful yiffy one, dost thou knoweth of a full version of high-tail hall? We offer you a gift of three cat-girls and three male foxes for the gift of your knowledge.

What the fuck, I don't recall posting in this thread.

Notes to self to reflect on in 2009:

1. Be generally less shit
2. Don't have gotten drunk as often, but gotten drunker when you did
3. Have had a relationship that lasted longer than 2 months
4. HAVE A FUCKING BEARD!!!!!

Emphasis on number 4.

You're like The Simpsons. I have no idea what you were like in the beginning, you were somewhat amusing in the middle, and now you're shit.

I kid, I kid.

When I first started playing guitar, my dad taught me a few simple things, and this was one of them. Unfortunately, I've completely forgotten what song this is from. Even more unfortunately, my dad passed away last month so I can't just ask him what it is. Thus, I turn to you, people of NG. Can anyone help me here? This has been annoying the shit out of me for about 2 weeks.

http://media.putfile.com/unknown-outro

Thanks in advance for any help.

I drink pints of everclear through my urethra.

When i was younger, people always thought I looked older than i was, usually about 14-15, but now that I actually am 15, I don't look any older, which sucks balls. Now I spend my nights staring at myself in the mirror, awaiting facial hair.

On my little brother after quite a large amount of alcohol.

Like yours, but shorter and without the flick.

At 9/29/08 03:27 PM, CashClock wrote: Your never to young for sex.

............

At first glance I thought the title said "Worlds Largest Penis". I was thoroughly disappointed.

Because I'm horribly ugly and really shy?

Staple lots of bits of paper together from 20 feet away.

Relevant shit, yo.

But I'm banned from ASDA.

Have fun watching your penis not grow.

Is it wrong that I miss the days when this topic would be 10 pages long and every reply would be "rape her"?

Requesting an awesome commemorative stick figure, like the ones you used to do in days of yore.

I'm in need of a bit of cheering up, so please tell of the last thing to make you laugh out loud. Mine was a topic on 4chan discussing penis size. Nothing new there, except when someone posted this:

if it doesn't stick out past your fist when you give him a hand job (or when you fap, whatever) it's too small.

If it sticks out when using both your fists, it's average.

If it sticks out when using all three fists, pics or it didn't happen.

Not really that funny, but made me giggle slightly.

inb4 4chanfag, overdonetopic, stupid answers etc. Also, I used the search bar, but was unable to find a topic like this, though I'm sure it probably has been done before..... Whatever.

At 8/20/08 03:39 PM, unbelivable wrote: im really fucking freaked out.. what ever it was it might still be alive.. il try to get a picture of it. hold on

Hurry up, the suspense is killing me. Just like that alien's mum will probably kill you at some point.

Tamakeri: sexual arousal from having a male kicked in the groin by a woman

I've seen the videos, it's not pretty.

I thought it was a pop-art type picture of a boob with a saggy nipple leaking shit loads of black fluid. Seriously, I really did.

I hate MS Paint sooooooo much.

Fucking BOOM! That is all.

Sup, Brock? Not seen you round these parts in a while.

At 8/1/08 12:27 PM, Bullion wrote:

At 8/1/08 12:16 PM, doberman7 wrote: Och aye the noo

Fuck you ya prick.

Shut it, fannybaws.

Obvious troll is obvious. Or not, as the case may be.

Fab was never cool or funny, and it never will be.

I remember my first time. I ended up offering handjobs to some of my sober friends who me and the rest of the drunkards had bumped into at the shops. Good times.

Try here. These people will help you overcome your furry porn addiction.