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1,051.

Angry

Topic: The Subway Pisses me off (train)

Posted: 06/27/08 05:57 AM

Forum: General

Well if your a city slicker or someone visiting a city with a subway, this might happen to you

One day im off to meet up with friends in Manhattan. (i live in the Bronx) Well soon as i go down in to the sewer, piss smelling, rat invested place called the subway this is least of my problems. Not only that i have to wait almost 25 to 45 minutes of the train, i have to deal with the worlds most rude assholes of the world new yorkers. Im trying to enjoy my IPOD and a classic U2 song, i have a angry black man staring at me like i shot him back in 1999, well i don't care i look away but right behind me is the Mexican lady with 8 kids i sit down and try to ignore them while they stair at my DS like they never seen one before

Well you think its over, think again thats just the Bronx part a walk in park now im transferring to another train in 125th street. With crowed train so very nice i see a chick with huge knockers i try to get a closer look until a 6 foot white dude steps in the way and a fat guy on the other side pushing and shoving i am in deep shit right now.

Cool now im off to my stop and i meet up with my friens we have lunch hang out and shop for things i got myself a video game and my x-girlfriend buys me a t-shirt since i got her a bracelet (things are looking good between me and her might go back out) a awesome day with a awesome finish until i see the subway

all over again, hell in reverse this time oh lucky me!

The Subway Pisses me off (train)


1,052.

None

Topic: Morgan Freeman

Posted: 06/27/08 05:32 AM

Forum: General

At 6/27/08 05:30 AM, jordanrebel wrote:
At 6/27/08 05:18 AM, BulletBill2519 wrote: You wouldnt believe how much joy u get hearing his Iconic voice yelling out
"then shoot this MOTHERF***ER"

but seriously Wanted is a BADASS movie and i think everyone needs to go see it
LOL look at this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajyqD0qoD XU

Did you post a video a link that has nothing to do with this thread? Also made your own thread about this video with no description or meaning?

i smell a ban in the air guys do you?

1,053.

None

Topic: Morgan Freeman

Posted: 06/27/08 05:25 AM

Forum: General

I don't know why but each movie he is in is a Epic win!

The Shawshank Redemption
Se7en
Bruce Almighty
Million Dollar Baby
War of the Worlds (narrator)
March of the Penguins (narrator)
Batman Begins
Evan Almighty

And soon to be dark knight

Morgan Freeman


1,054.

Happy

Topic: Sony Reports 3$ Billion Loss W/ps3

Posted: 06/27/08 04:37 AM

Forum: Video Games

deja vu any one?

Sony Reports 3$ Billion Loss W/ps3


1,055.

Happy

Topic: Secret Grand Theft Auto Rape Scene!

Posted: 06/27/08 04:34 AM

Forum: General

So they took out the gloves from the game and put in a mini rape game... Sounds like a fair trade


1,056.

None

Topic: Legendary People in Your Inbox

Posted: 06/26/08 05:36 PM

Forum: General

well i don't have a big list

Luis
wade
mindchamber
the-swain

thats about it

Also johnny utah message me on x-box live nothing special just him and ninja gaiden 2


1,057.

None

Topic: Come on PalTalk!

Posted: 06/26/08 08:24 AM

Forum: General

At 6/26/08 08:19 AM, Sawdust wrote: David, when someone hates you, you don't need to find a reason. As quoted from a Plus 44 song: "Leave us to our own devices and we'll leave you alone"

You know they should rename this thread into the "I Hate Davidzx" thread. Because people like sawdust won't stfu about him!

its a whole lot easer if you just ignore!

1,058.

Mad as Hell

Topic: If you had to get hit by a car

Posted: 06/26/08 05:36 AM

Forum: General

why get hit by a car, when you could be in a car hitting other people!

If you had to get hit by a car


1,059.

None

Topic: Im such a fucking idiot.

Posted: 06/25/08 07:03 AM

Forum: General

Man trust no one take a good look at me!

davidzx gave me a trojan

1,060.

None

Topic: meet any "famous" people?

Posted: 06/25/08 06:41 AM

Forum: General

i met mindchamber & tomfulp

:does that count?

meet any "famous" people?


1,061.

None

Topic: Come on PalTalk!

Posted: 06/25/08 06:14 AM

Forum: General

At 6/25/08 05:46 AM, Scalene wrote: But seriously, Parlux, you need to stop being so stubborn and just go and fuck the girls you see.

WTF are you babbling about?


1,062.

Shouting

Topic: Elios got his what peirced!!?!

Posted: 06/25/08 02:30 AM

Forum: General

Did i just see 5% of Elios pen0r... Awesome!

to bad we will never see the other 95%.

1,063.

Angry

Topic: Nikos gloves?

Posted: 06/24/08 06:56 PM

Forum: Video Games

where the hell are they?

i see him wearing it in the trailers, and the back of the gta 4 box. Not only that i beat the whole game twice and still no gloves why would rock star take out the gloves but its ok to have the old gt3 clothing in the game!


1,064.

None

Topic: Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth!

Posted: 06/24/08 01:29 AM

Forum: General

At 6/20/08 11:52 AM, DETZ wrote: Nowhere in the article did it say it was a 30 year old, but it did mention the father was her 19 year old boyfriend. You are fucking retarded, all of your threads are retarded. You need to stop posting.

Ok smart ass whens the last time you seen a fucking 19 year old lawyer?

yeah didn't think so, sit down & stfu before i pop you in th mouth. Think before you speak!

1,065.

None

Topic: Damn Bicycles!

Posted: 06/24/08 12:46 AM

Forum: General

At 6/24/08 12:44 AM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote: carlin thread was done. it's on the first page too.

O Rly?

Its a joke not OMG HE DIED!!!!!!!

1,066.

None

Topic: Damn Bicycles!

Posted: 06/24/08 12:44 AM

Forum: General

At 6/24/08 12:43 AM, STEM wrote: That image is hilarious, please give me a source.

Don't know just found it?


1,067.

None

Topic: Damn Bicycles!

Posted: 06/24/08 12:42 AM

Forum: General

Well i don't know whats worse the jogger asshole or the Bicycles riding creeps! These fucking dickheads with their bicycles, and they got special little hats, to protect there special little heads. And they try to act grown up, they try to act all adult they give hand signals to say where their going, i tell you where your going 30 FEET IN THE FUCKING AIR!

R.I.P George Carlin (its a tribute to one of my favorite jokes)

Damn Bicycles!


1,068.

None

Topic: Vince Mcmahon Attacked On Raw Live.

Posted: 06/23/08 11:24 PM

Forum: General

yeah i saw it

i was a huge wrestling fan, but i watch time to time and if this is part of a story line im not watching any more. What ever happen to the good old attitude era where stone cold beat the shit out of every one?


1,069.

None

Topic: Hello NG

Posted: 06/23/08 08:55 PM

Forum: General

At 6/23/08 08:54 PM, gayhomo wrote: Soulja boy.

... Just for that comment i want to kill you & your whole family.


1,070.

Angry

Topic: Hello NG

Posted: 06/23/08 08:53 PM

Forum: General

So whats your favorite scary movie

Hello NG


1,071.

None

Topic: Name that game! [screenshots]

Posted: 06/23/08 10:43 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 6/23/08 07:43 AM, Racoonmario wrote: Oh god this is too easy.

Max payne 2 fall of max payne

ok im next

Name that game! [screenshots]


1,072.

None

Topic: Why Did They Buy The Helmet?!

Posted: 06/23/08 10:32 AM

Forum: General

Omg look how cool i am for bashing on a video game item which really cost 15 bucks extra from the regaler cost for the normal game.

Stfu if it was a item of another game like the pistol at the end of COD4 you will be the first one to buy it.


1,073.

None

Topic: tigger punches kid right in the fac

Posted: 06/23/08 10:25 AM

Forum: General

At 6/23/08 10:17 AM, Rai2788 wrote: Holy shit! That kid was floored. Man, did you see how he was twitching and vomiting? I'd imagine there was probably some brain damage there. Holy shit. I hope they hang that motherfucker.

I know, i hope that mother fucker gets life!

i saw what you did there

1,074.

None

Topic: Im very ugly

Posted: 06/22/08 06:39 AM

Forum: General

At 6/22/08 04:25 AM, Michaelas10 wrote: Ok guys me next

Did you do something with your hair?

(omg wtf!?!)

1,075.

Happy

Topic: I found this bunny in my backyard..

Posted: 06/22/08 06:37 AM

Forum: General

i hope the little guy pulls though, if he does you should be proud of your self for saving a innocent bunny.


1,076.

Questioning

Topic: Paying for 2 girls 1 cup?

Posted: 06/22/08 02:37 AM

Forum: General

Well me and my friends was talking about it one day and this girl we know has no idea what were talking about, so we go to my friends computer to view and to our surprise we had to give our info. My friend put a fake name fake zip code and a spam e-mail account, then it ask out credit card!

At this point were like wtf?

Epic fail, who in the right mind would pay to see shit?

1,077.

None

Topic: Im very ugly

Posted: 06/22/08 12:55 AM

Forum: General

Who is that sexy beast!

oh silly me that latin stud is me

Im very ugly


1,078.

None

Topic: cusing?

Posted: 06/21/08 10:10 PM

Forum: General

At 6/21/08 10:09 PM, Another-User wrote:
At 6/21/08 10:07 PM, Aaron4400 wrote: it's fucking SPELT
Wrong.

Damn it, you got to say it like you mean it

cusing?


1,079.

None

Topic: Newgrounds, I need your help.

Posted: 06/21/08 10:08 PM

Forum: General

You know thats actually a good thing to have on the interwebs, so your invincible to trolls.

lol what a pussy, nah just kidding.

1,080.

None

Topic: cusing?

Posted: 06/21/08 10:06 PM

Forum: General

Are you sure your not a 8 year old your self?


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