People fear when I reply to them.

Wait... The guy shot the kid from Fried Dynamite... Who is this guy HE'S MY HERO!

My girlfriend calls me "Pa" in a spanish accent. It doesn't really bother me, I think it's sexy.

This is the shit I'm talking about. If a white kid beats up a black kid It's a hate crime, but if a black kid beats up a white kids it's aggravated assault?

Fucking porch monkeys

God for the last past days wwwyzzerdd is been epic winning so much I can't handle it!!!

At 9/15/09 05:18 PM, Jamoke wrote: Wrong tab. Proceed.

God you fail as a mod! Why did they make you mod any ways.

Also you suck at photoshop!

Send him a note that you know he hacked you and you contact the police. Cause thats what we do On NG we call the police on each other

What do I care. I'm not white or black... I hate you white, black bastards!

So let me get this straight... You got a package from one of your mod buddies of a Oragami dragon and it got up to 9 pages of major mod cock suck?

Fucking thread sucks!

At 9/11/09 11:33 PM, Jamoke wrote

Oh WTF is that suppose to mean!

At 9/11/09 10:43 PM, Jamoke wrote:

At 9/11/09 10:35 PM, EJR wrote: Looks like a man.

And then I was like...

At 9/11/09 10:27 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: HI MY NAME IS JAVIER AND I OFFERING ONE OF THE BES MASSAGE

He looks like Steve-O and the black Scrubs had a baby then peed on it and left it behind a dumpster at Gold's Gym.

And he has date rape face.

... I'd hit it

what?

At 9/11/09 10:35 PM, D-Nightmare wrote: Also, how are you going to cope once you've come to regret doing all of this?.

Lol unlike some pussies I'm not gonna ask a mod to take it down all because my boss is doing a background check.

I'm gonna be real about it.

Boss: What is this???

Me: My smooth balls

At 9/11/09 10:20 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Why am I getting a boner?

It's not me. It's the banned censor. You just can't stay away from it like me.

At 9/11/09 07:19 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Sup guys?

Nothing much just.... Hanging around

At 9/11/09 07:06 PM, Ryan wrote:

...

God damnit Chris.

Oh come on ryan we all know you have the hots for me. Get out of the closet furry!

At 9/11/09 07:02 PM, therealanimator wrote: now you can be a pornstar.

Lol yeah Senior parlux in "Dirty Sanchez attack of the big titty boarder patrol"

To the users who don't think it's the real me... It is

At 9/11/09 06:47 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 9/11/09 06:40 PM, Parlux wrote: Now I'm all smooth

Feels good man

Where did you exactly shave? I'm just not seeing it.

My pubes and ball sack. Can't post full pic or else I get a 30 day ban

At 9/11/09 06:43 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Your camera is awful. Spend a few pounds and get a good one so we can better jerk off to your censored pictures.

Yeah the camera is pretty old. I have to get a new one

Urbn wrote: You made me cum all over my own face.

Thats hot

Now I'm all smooth

Feels good man

At 9/11/09 04:52 PM, Shakyjake wrote:

At 9/11/09 04:40 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Anyone wanna join in the hookah session while we wait?

Lemme just grab a shirt, I'll be over in a minute.

I don't get it? How could we go from a thread about a box to users going bare ass naked and smoking pot?

At 9/11/09 03:54 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Daphuq?

It's my dick in a box.

At 9/3/09 01:19 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: You know I'm gonna fuck you twice as hard as I did him, right?

Yeah I know.... Lay it on me big guy

I was chillin in the bus coming from Canada and a black guy hops on with out paying, So the bus driver said if you aint gonna pay get back of the bus you dirty "Illegal text" So the nut job whips out some gas and starts pouring it every where. He turn to me and said "The fuck you looking at!" So I get the fuck out of there.

Picture of suspect.

That kid must of really pissed him off.

Back to the forum Nigg@

Hey wade maybe Antony cumia should buy one so he can plug it up to his house so his Light bill can go sky high

With my best friends girlfriend. Who is a fat pig.

At 9/2/09 12:09 PM, Dew wrote:

At 9/2/09 12:09 PM, Parlux wrote: Hey guys there is always Paltalk room?

Everyone hates that shit.

Well there is 100% less david in paltalk room

Hey guys there is always Paltalk room?