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Author Search Results: 'Parlux'

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Topic: What Will You Be For Halloween?

Posted: 10/15/09 08:43 PM

Forum: General

At 10/11/09 05:01 PM, Davidzx wrote: no one has any imagination anymore, costumes these days just somehow involve being a hooker or a pimp.

I just wanto dress up as a VG character, with a costume that fits for adults.

now that's using your imagination

Thats not using your imagination or being original, you're such a fucking boob sometimes david. As for me going to be Jack (The pumpkin king)Skellington. First my idea was to buy a joker suit paint my face and hair then I remembered last year I saw about 100 jokers so Jack Skellington should be a good choice already got the jacket and bat bow tie now for the face paint.


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Topic: Dreams you've had?

Posted: 10/13/09 11:06 PM

Forum: General

At 10/13/09 11:05 PM, KalebKore wrote:
At 10/13/09 11:04 PM, PeanutButterHero wrote: I never remember my dreams. I remember dreaming about Ninja Gaiden before I knew what it was, I knew all the upgrades, enemies and everything. Later I saw a commercial and was shocked.
Picture of the OP yet again shows the reason behind the high concentrated level of fail in this thread:

OH GOD DAMN IT! It's still alive. Kore go get get my gun were going newfag hunting


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Topic: sonic&mario why not?

Posted: 10/07/09 02:00 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/7/09 01:54 PM, TCD2008 wrote: mario& sonic would be good o.k?
no samus and link shouldn't have a cross over. mostly I say this 'cuz I hate metroid.

Oh you just lost your right to speak right there. Nobody fucking with Metroid or Samus. GTFO!!!


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Topic: I Need Help With My Girl Friend

Posted: 10/07/09 01:46 PM

Forum: General

At 10/5/09 09:09 PM, RDSchley wrote:
At 10/5/09 08:43 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: First Of All Why Don't You Type On The Internet Like A Fucking Normal Person Instead Of A Sonic Fag Who Probably Watches Kids WB Every Saturday Morning and Eats Brand Name Cereal To Go With It If You Don't Grow A Pair She'll Never Like You..!
You Have Anger Managment Problems And Needs A Psychiatrist!
Also, Capital Letters Makes Everything You Say Sound Important?

No typing each word with capital letters make you sound retarded. Only use capital letters on starting a new sentence, I and name. Learn your fucking grammar!


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Topic: Miami Shark - You already know...

Posted: 10/07/09 12:13 PM

Forum: General

At 10/7/09 12:02 PM, Jercurpac wrote: A new Mausland game is always cause for celebration, consider it Digged, Dagged, and Dugged. Also, how's this for a lil' bit of awesome.

Oh Mausland made this game? No wonder the music and art style gave me a throw back, good ol franks adventure those were the days.


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Topic: no body puts tpb in the corner

Posted: 10/07/09 12:05 PM

Forum: General

I thought this was a thread about trailer park boys. My mistake.


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Topic: Miami Shark - You already know...

Posted: 10/07/09 11:55 AM

Forum: General

Suck it NG users! made second place on the leaderboards SO CLOSE TO 1st!!!

Miami Shark - You already know...


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Topic: Miami Shark - You already know...

Posted: 10/07/09 11:23 AM

Forum: General

This is awesome I'm looking forward on future games on the front page

Your also gay

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Topic: Who is Your Newgrounds Crush

Posted: 10/06/09 09:54 AM

Forum: General

To many hot chicks on NG. I don't know If I should go for the UK sex machine gagsy, the lustful mexican Valz or the big boobed Ban paddling hazing mod Jade.

So many I wish I could have them all

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Topic: I've just burnt my hair and toilet

Posted: 10/06/09 04:06 AM

Forum: General

I bet you learned your lesson on shit fires.


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Topic: Photoshop bruce willis

Posted: 10/05/09 12:26 PM

Forum: General

...What? am I suppose to *Insert funny joke* here or something. It's a photoshop thread about Bruce willis.

Photoshop bruce willis


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Topic: Some guys should not expect a Gf..

Posted: 10/05/09 12:23 PM

Forum: General

How about this. Mind your fucking business and maybe you can find your own girlfriend that will give you zitcum right in your eye.


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Topic: Newgrounds Gay/bisexual Users Club

Posted: 10/02/09 01:59 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I have no problem with homosexuals. As long you don't try to fuck me in the ass while I'm passed out. Were cool.


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Topic: You know, I've always wondered . .

Posted: 10/02/09 01:53 AM

Forum: General

Paul don't be so down over friends. You're a pro wrestler/Music producer. Don't get all worked up over friends.


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Topic: pirate name

Posted: 10/01/09 02:19 PM

Forum: General

Black Harry Rackham.

"Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"


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Topic: Anime Club

Posted: 10/01/09 12:59 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/30/09 04:19 AM, MattTheParanoidKat wrote: Started watching One Piece, mostly because of the blokes on That Guy With The Glasses and also because of BatDan.

I don't really understand OnePiece. It's one of those animes with a goal that will go on for a shitload of seasons until it hits the spot where the Manga is still going. Just like Inuyasha.

I like short and simple animes that don't have to many seasons like Gantz, Elfenlied, Magical shoping arcade, and FLCL.

but I watch animes that are shown on TV and teenagers are talking about like bleach and deathnote.


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Topic: Newgrounds Gay/bisexual Users Club

Posted: 10/01/09 12:53 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 9/30/09 09:27 PM, Sawdust wrote: What do you guys think about Neil Patrick Harris?

OMG! Sawdust your gay?


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Topic: Your age vs Fake profile ages.

Posted: 09/30/09 11:22 PM

Forum: General

At 9/30/09 10:25 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 9/30/09 10:11 PM, Obsessed117 wrote: OP uses ebaumsworld

you know what to do
*cocks shotgun* ok boy imma give you a 5 second head start.

Go get the truck were going n00b hunting!


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Topic: Jimmy Kimmel Sex Tape

Posted: 09/30/09 06:48 PM

Forum: General

Oh wtf and I thought one night in china was bad.


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Topic: Madness Day 2009 Winners

Posted: 09/30/09 06:35 PM

Forum: NG News

Good job to all the winners. Can't wait for next year


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 09/30/09 05:56 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Sup NG sig makers. I have a request nothing big just this picture to turn into a sig

Newgrounds Sig Makers


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Topic: Pubes; Shave, Trim, or wax?

Posted: 09/30/09 05:11 PM

Forum: General

At 9/30/09 05:09 PM, yugimt wrote:
At 9/30/09 05:04 PM, Parlux wrote:
At 9/30/09 05:01 PM, yugimt wrote:
At 9/30/09 04:59 PM, Parlux wrote: I shaved down there before.
I didn't want to see that thread again.
To bad. Now you can't unsee it, But you must admit I'm pretty smooth down there.
It is pretty smooth down there.

And you can have the same feeling if you follow my easy steps "How to shave your balls!"


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Topic: Pubes; Shave, Trim, or wax?

Posted: 09/30/09 05:04 PM

Forum: General

At 9/30/09 05:01 PM, yugimt wrote:
At 9/30/09 04:59 PM, Parlux wrote: I shaved down there before.
I didn't want to see that thread again.

To bad. Now you can't unsee it, But you must admit I'm pretty smooth down there.


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Topic: Pubes; Shave, Trim, or wax?

Posted: 09/30/09 04:59 PM

Forum: General

I shaved down there before. Shaving is a bit risky because of hair bumps and your gonna have to shave again every week or so. Just remember a brand new razor lots of shaving cream and down press on your skin just glide it so you won't get razor burn. Take your time. Trim before shaving with scissors so it will take less time shaving so you won't pull out long hairs from your razor.

Don't be afraid to shave your balls its really easy the tricky part is getting the hair between your thighs.


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Topic: quentin tarantinos new movie!

Posted: 09/30/09 03:10 PM

Forum: General

At 9/30/09 03:09 PM, Ptcfast wrote: It's not his fucking business...

Apparently it is, And Business is a boom!

Get it?

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Topic: quentin tarantinos new movie!

Posted: 09/30/09 03:06 PM

Forum: General

After a pretty good kill count in the Inglourious Basterds I wonder to myself, "Wow what could quentin tarantino do next" Then I found out a screen shot showing his new awesome over the top movie. And it plays after events of the character he played (Jimmie Dimmick) in Pulp fiction.

Turns out Jimmie is in the Dead (illegal text) Storage business


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Topic: Splatterhouse Biggy Man Costume

Posted: 09/27/09 06:16 PM

Forum: Video Games

Burlap sack for the head, Mod some toy chain saws, shitload of skin puddy, red food coloring, Old UPS uniform and your done.


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Topic: New BBS rule

Posted: 09/21/09 08:02 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/09 08:00 PM, Strength wrote: this rule sucks.

Banned for 3 years


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Topic: New BBS rule

Posted: 09/21/09 07:59 PM

Forum: General

Every one must love me.

I'm waiting.

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Topic: A Bin Laden shooting game

Posted: 09/21/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/09 04:57 PM, jackz360 wrote: At 9/21/09 04:37 PM, SearchmanEXE wrote: Something stupid that had nothing to do with the topic.

Copypasta searchmanEXE Not on our watch! Were placing you under citizen Ban arrest. Now you stay right there for jackz360 to call in a BBS mod


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