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Topic: Static Shock

Posted: 05/16/09 06:47 PM

Forum: General

Excuse me?

Static Shock


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Topic: Ryan is gay.

Posted: 05/15/09 03:15 AM

Forum: General

At 5/15/09 03:07 AM, Minion777 wrote: Ryan just tried to make a move on my via AIM.

VelvetPantsNG: You have pretty lips.
VelvetPantsNG: Mind if we, you know
Minion777: get the fuck away ryan
VelvetPantsNG: You have a nice body

He's wearing Velvetpants....Your Hooked


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Topic: My teachers a dick

Posted: 05/11/09 11:07 PM

Forum: General

How about cut your hair so he can shut the fuck up?


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 05/11/09 11:02 PM

Forum: General

Oh yes each time some one gets angry my penis gets harder


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Topic: Best generation on NG'ers.

Posted: 05/11/09 10:24 PM

Forum: General

07 was the year of the trolls!


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Topic: Why are people so fucking lazy

Posted: 05/11/09 04:29 PM

Forum: General

At 5/11/09 04:27 PM, nightbane350master wrote: over filling her garbage? so when her garbage gets 4/5 of the way full should she just start throwing garbage out the window so she doesn't overfill it?

There is two Garbage pales on each floor and they always fill one up to the tits more like 6/5 the other pale is empty.

And I'm the idiot

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Topic: Why are people so fucking lazy

Posted: 05/11/09 04:26 PM

Forum: General

At 5/11/09 04:24 PM, Ryan wrote: Maybe she called you an idiot for another reason. You are pretty slow.

True but that was uncalled for. Now next time I see her door I'm gonna put a used condom over her doorknob


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Topic: Saw dad with his meat inside my GF!

Posted: 05/11/09 04:25 PM

Forum: General

So your Pissed at him because he cooked her some breakfast Sausages?

You greedy bastard!

Saw dad with his meat inside my GF!


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Topic: Why are people so fucking lazy

Posted: 05/11/09 04:21 PM

Forum: General

I was doing a routine garbage pick up in one of my buildings to take down outside so the sanitation garbage trucks could pick it up when I held the elevator up on the second floor where a lady comes up to me saying "You're a fucking Idiot" for holding the elevator. I stood Stun as what she told me as she walks off to her apartment on the same floor where I told her "Well you don't want rats In your garbage when you come out right?" She responds with some other language that I could not understand (Maybe Polish) But I knew she was saying something bad about me, so I said to her "And Stop over filling the garbage you lazy Bitch!"


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Topic: Honk Honk Nyc Meet-up 09

Posted: 05/09/09 09:13 PM

Forum: General

At 5/8/09 11:53 PM, TSstudios wrote:
At 5/7/09 08:54 PM, Parlux wrote: Well smack my ass and call me a bitch... I will see you there
*smacks ass* YOUR MY BITCH PARLUX.
*you will always be my bitch*

Excuse me? *Punches stomach, Knees Face* Shut up before I castrate you and Sodomize your asshole like the little bitch you are. Not get on your Knees and tell you love me


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Topic: Hacker hacks me, buys subscription,

Posted: 05/08/09 08:55 PM

Forum: General

...Wait Did he just pay your World of Warcraft account and you have it back? Dude thank him and play your game he did you a favor


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Topic: Honk Honk Nyc Meet-up 09

Posted: 05/07/09 08:54 PM

Forum: General

Well smack my ass and call me a bitch... I will see you there


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Topic: Terror at Blood Fart Lake (movie)

Posted: 05/06/09 10:43 PM

Forum: General

At 5/6/09 10:29 PM, killzone2lover wrote:
At 5/6/09 10:28 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote:
In other news, Newgrouners have discovered the highly unused "movie" forum...
Just get the fuck out you noob. Mods deleted your shitass thread for a reason bitch.

I can't tell? Obvious troll or Black Minority?

Who likes soulja boy and is not black? Am I right ryan, High five!

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Topic: I Don't Like Pico

Posted: 05/01/09 12:41 PM

Forum: General

Well sir pico was an impressive game back then using only micromedia flash 3 or 4 and it was a controversial thing going around the net that caught people interest.


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Topic: How to put your mind off Swine flu

Posted: 05/01/09 12:25 PM

Forum: General

At 5/1/09 12:23 PM, STEM wrote:
At 5/1/09 12:20 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: That cake looks fucking delicious. I wish I knew how to make cake.
How to make rainbow cake
http://lilyng2000.blogspot.com/2006/06/r ainbow-cake.html

Ingredients:

THE CAKE IS MAGICAL NOT MAN MADE!!! WHY I SHOALL HAIL THE HYPNO CAKE!!!


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Topic: How to put your mind off Swine flu

Posted: 05/01/09 12:19 PM

Forum: General

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO CAKE!!!

How to put your mind off Swine flu


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Topic: Happy Birthday Parlux!

Posted: 04/28/09 05:04 PM

Forum: General

At 4/28/09 04:14 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 4/28/09 12:50 PM, Parlux wrote: Its not like we bugged you for child support. Besides We are reunited as Dad & son we are a family again. Tell my Half baby brother I said Hi!
I should have killed you when I had the chance...

Yeah and you didn't. Now i troll the BBS as the self Proclaim king of trolls.

They see me Trollin, They hating!

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Topic: Happy Birthday Parlux!

Posted: 04/28/09 12:50 PM

Forum: General

At 4/28/09 12:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 4/28/09 12:34 PM, Parlux wrote:
At 4/28/09 12:32 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: ---->NEW RULE<----

Suggesting that Parlux is anything but a full blooded Mexican is now a bannable offense.
Poozy My biological sperm donor father. Whats up come to see your little spawn's birthday party?
I despise you enthusiastically and equally loathe the fetid birthing canal you slipped out of that I ejaculated into all those years ago when I double parked my hairy bean bag against her cunt snot soaked taint.

Its not like we bugged you for child support. Besides We are reunited as Dad & son we are a family again. Tell my Half baby brother I said Hi!


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Topic: Happy Birthday Parlux!

Posted: 04/28/09 12:34 PM

Forum: General

At 4/28/09 12:32 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: ---->NEW RULE<----

Suggesting that Parlux is anything but a full blooded Mexican is now a bannable offense.

Poozy My biological sperm donor father. Whats up come to see your little spawn's birthday party?


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Topic: Happy Birthday Parlux!

Posted: 04/28/09 12:23 PM

Forum: General

At 4/28/09 12:22 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Happy birthday, I got you a big bag of swine flu.

Oh goody can't wait!


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Topic: Happy Birthday Parlux!

Posted: 04/28/09 12:20 PM

Forum: General

At 4/28/09 11:45 AM, Sanjay wrote:
At 4/28/09 11:09 AM, Parlux wrote: I'm not mexican
Stop denying it.

that picture was taken when i was 16 i think this is me now. Cut that giant brillo pad off my head

Happy Birthday Parlux!


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Topic: Happy Birthday Parlux!

Posted: 04/28/09 11:09 AM

Forum: General

At 4/28/09 11:06 AM, Ozcar wrote:
At 4/28/09 10:52 AM, Parlux wrote: Hahaha, Oh wow guys thank you. All the Racist, Drug dealing, and homo jokes. I love you guy
Which guy do you love?

Dun dun dun!

Whoops! Typo I mean I love all of you guys. Still can't get over the fact that I'm not mexican but its cool It the the thought that counts


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Topic: Happy Birthday Parlux!

Posted: 04/28/09 10:52 AM

Forum: General

Hahaha, Oh wow guys thank you. All the Racist, Drug dealing, and homo jokes. I love you guy


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Topic: uhh is this alcohol poisoning?

Posted: 04/26/09 12:08 AM

Forum: General

and instead of calling 911 you find yourself making a thread.


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Topic: The facial hair thread

Posted: 04/22/09 12:08 AM

Forum: General

*Sniff, Sniff* Do I smell ugly people with a side of fatness?


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Topic: Clicking on sig links.

Posted: 04/20/09 11:44 AM

Forum: General

My sig picture says alot about me personality. Like how I fuck your moderators and make fun of fat people in there threads. Can't handle that shit mother fucker, then get the fuck out of here


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Topic: Ex-mods

Posted: 04/14/09 12:11 AM

Forum: General

But I don't understand why sanjay would step down. He watched over us (me) made sure i was safe and secure. He was my Armor and Shield. I will miss his sexy gold aura and his Cigarette hanging from his mouth while he spoke to me

I love you sanjay even tho you never heard the Words you were like a uncle with an Indian Accent

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Topic: Ex-mods

Posted: 04/14/09 12:04 AM

Forum: General

so does this mean were gonna have replacement mods?


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Topic: 3 HUGE battleships for one man ):<

Posted: 04/12/09 09:34 PM

Forum: General

At 4/12/09 09:30 PM, TimeforplanB wrote:
At 4/12/09 09:26 PM, Arby wrote: Display of force, I'd say. Sending the message "we don't really care about the other ships, but if you attack a US ship, you're FUCKED"
Pretty much this. Fear factor, plus since we've been attacked we can become involved with the removal of the pirates.

True and this is not even news. This has been going on for the pass months now I remember a story like this over Opie&Anthony. Where Pirates took Cruise ship from some country


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Topic: 3 HUGE battleships for one man ):<

Posted: 04/12/09 09:29 PM

Forum: General

Back on topic. The reason the U.S send 2 Navy Destroyers is because Pirates have been getting away with alot of shit with other countries. This is the United States way of saying "Hey you. Watch your ass"


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