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353 Forum Posts by "ParisHiltonHater22"

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Response to: My boyfriend isn't the "biggest" Posted April 6th, 2008 in General
At 4/6/08 03:07 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: I want a big dick

You want a dick?

lesbo
Response to: How close have you come to dying? Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

I got a gun to my head for trying to sneak back into my house. Someone thought I was a robber.

Response to: President of Newgrounds - 5 days! Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Just vote for me you dicks.

Response to: List of things you should never do: Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Have sex with my mother

she has herpies!
I got shot at today. Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

I was walking down the street when some guys rolled down the windows call me a CRACKA ASS SON OF A BITCH AND N**GA. Then they shot once. They drove off and not being shot I ran to the nearest bus stop and took off.

Response to: My grandmother died today. Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Sucks to be you!

Im such a dick
Response to: Name change suggetions plz. Posted April 6th, 2008 in General
At 4/6/08 07:29 PM, mranarchy wrote: Flippy-McPenis.

I lol'd hard

Response to: Did anyone have goldfish? Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

I had a goldfish when I was 5.
His name was Mickey.
He fell asleep.
I shook the tank but he wouldnt wake up.
I cried.
I told mommy that Mickey wouldnt wake up.
She flushed him down the toilet.
He came back from his sleep 5 weeks later and slayed the human race.

Response to: You Can Poop One Thing Out Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

I'd shit out you.

Response to: Kicking Me Out? Posted April 6th, 2008 in General
At 4/6/08 05:45 PM, ZyklonB wrote: Tell your mother she sucks at parenting

Lol that would just make it worse :P

Response to: My dog just died. Posted April 6th, 2008 in General
At 4/6/08 05:46 PM, MidgetHobo wrote:
At 4/6/08 05:44 PM, DasUberCow wrote:
fuck you, you fucking retard! Ive had this dog since i was 2! wtf is wrong with you. get a life needle dick.
If you love her so much why dont you dig her up and fuck her dead body?

Yum.

Im a dick.
Response to: How should I go about killing.. Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Superman that hoe...

YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Response to: Hay guys omfg guess wut! Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Wait wait wait... Slow down there cowboy! Like what are you talking about?

Response to: What is the greatest... Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Writing this reply.

Response to: My dog just died. Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

My cat died last week from a urinary infection. She couldnt pee :(

Kicking Me Out? Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Ok well im 16 and my mother called the youth center. She is sick of my attitude? I dont have any attitude. But ok well she called the place and suppostily she has too choose tommorow morning if im going to the youth center for a month or if im staying to live with her. And this all started because I said hi to her ex boyfriend. One day we stopoped at a local 711 she saw her ex boyfriend and said dont say anything. We went inside and he said "Hey Jared" and being a nice person I said hi back. We were going back home when she started screaming at me for saying hi. So now I might have to leave to go to some kid jail for a month all the other kids will be like: "what you in for?" "saying Hi" "Oh, I killed someone."
So what newgrounds do you think I should do?

Response to: religious dillemna (atheists plz) Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Im athiest.

Response to: crews are dead Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

L7C is still alive and well.

Response to: Acousitc Soulja Boy Posted April 6th, 2008 in General
At 4/6/08 04:10 PM, BladeHammer wrote:
At 4/6/08 04:09 PM, ParisHiltonHater22 wrote: JawKneeYeah is amazing. He has alot of those types of videos on his Youtube account. You should go check it out.
Can i have a link?

Here

Response to: Acousitc Soulja Boy Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

JawKneeYeah is amazing. He has alot of those types of videos on his Youtube account. You should go check it out.

Response to: Is it cool to be gay on NG? Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

....IM GAY!

and by gay I mean happy... Not the homosexual way
Response to: The Gnomes... Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

It reminds me of that show. Little People Big World.

Maybe there celebrating there Halloween?
Response to: A b*** loves me Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

100 % gay. If your looking for a partner I think Wade Fulps open.

Just kidding Wade
Response to: What can this guy do with my IP? Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

He will find out where you live.... And RAPE YOU!!!!!!

Response to: the greatest user of NG Posted April 6th, 2008 in General

Im the greatest user of newgrounds.

Response to: It's Dew's Birthday! Posted April 5th, 2008 in General

Happy Birthday Dew

Response to: Crank dat Posted April 5th, 2008 in General
At 4/5/08 08:04 PM, Corky52 wrote: Look up what superman really means on urbandictionary.com

MY GOD!

Response to: Porn names Posted April 5th, 2008 in General

Steaming Cockburn

Response to: Stacy's Mom Posted April 5th, 2008 in General
At 4/5/08 08:32 PM, glover85 wrote: I think the music video is funny.

YEE YEE

Response to: Is there subliminal messages in... Posted April 5th, 2008 in General
Although both of you are really not too popular, just like me. I am sure Blaminator has a higher chance of being respected than you do.

I dont really care if im not respected I just care if im well known.

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