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WOW! I always thought I was a big nerd and everyone hated me. But i've gotten about 16 phone messages about how sorry they are for our loss. I feel so loved.

yeah so when I tell them do you guys mind being my body guards?

At 4/7/08 09:29 PM, snoboard17 wrote: Do you guys even know what JadetheAssassin looks like?

No. But i'd still tap that :D

At 4/7/08 09:27 PM, NucularSoldier wrote: Keep it going, you won't regret it.

I am going to until tommorow. Then I should just sign onto msn and be like APRIL FOOLS :D.

and then find out that I missed my school assembly about my death.

I'd fuck JadeTheAssasin ;)

GTFO OFF MEH INTERWEBZ!

At 4/7/08 09:09 PM, Nezzadar wrote:

At 4/5/08 05:32 PM, ParisHiltonHater22 wrote: Kill yourself.

If only I could blow the whistle and have you banned from making these stupid comments. Seriously this does not help me. You thing you are funny. You really are just an asshole.

No seriously. Kill Yourself.

At 4/7/08 08:59 PM, Joshiwa wrote: You do realize that they are all going to hate you after this don't you?

Probably but when I first started this I didnt know it would go this far.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

At 4/7/08 08:44 PM, Corky52 wrote: WHAT! You really didn't die?!?

Nope it's all just a joke.

Ok well on April first me and my friend decided to make the best april fools joke. So she went around and informed everyone of my death. Nobody really believed it and we carried it on all spring break. But finnaly I conviced my brother to phone a couple of my friends and notify them on my death. After that everyone started to believe it. I log in privatly into msn to see that there are 5 people saying R.I.P JARED :'( and people are phoning my friend who helped me with the joke, crying. But now I feel really bad but the joke is just priceless and nobody seems to have a doubt in there mind. Should I inform everyone on my joke or keep it going for a little bit longer. What do you think Newgrounds?

Facepalm.

What about my birthday October 22nd :(

Lol another topic was made about her.

FACEPALM!

At 4/6/08 10:17 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: hey Jade, come lock this one!!

DO IT! MAKE A RECORD OF MOST LOCKED TOPICS IN A DAY!

Of JadeTheAssasin locking topics. Get better topic idea's! Today has been the most boring day on the bbs.

Jade seems like a nice person.

Sounds fun.

At 4/6/08 09:51 PM, Corky52 wrote:

NOW WATCH ME YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

The Robocop

When you cum in a bucket and put it over the girls head so it looks like she is wearing a robo cop helmet.

NOW WATCH ME CRANK THAT ROBOCOP!!!!!!

Im watching porn.

At 4/6/08 09:48 PM, Corky52 wrote: The superman.

When you cum on a girls back while she is sleeping, put a cover on her back, and when she wakes up the cover sticks like a cape.

NOW WATCH ME YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

At 4/6/08 09:46 PM, halo045 wrote: Give me a link!!

Link

Suppositly some people say its face some people say the guy died. If you do not know what I am talking about ther is a video of a ladie sticking a dildo in a mans penis and his penis splitting open. I dont know if this is real or fake? What does newgrounds think?

At 4/6/08 09:34 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I don't like will smith. He is brown.

RACIST!

Someones gonna get baaaaaannnneeeedddd.

A flash your mom.

how original!

It did the same with me earlier. I think its just like a maitenece problem.

STFU AND GTFO!

At 4/6/08 08:35 PM, Corky52 wrote:

At 4/6/08 08:32 PM, mad-spyke wrote:

i'm starting to think your a bit of a jerk O.o

Only to users that think they are cool like you.

I'm cool.

no actullay im not.

Tits.