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Author Search Results: 'ParadoxSaint'

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1.

Expressionless

Topic: Only kids that visit this forum?

Posted: 11/17/09 04:46 PM

Forum: General

I'd like to think that there are a few people responsible for the age shift that has obviously occurred...


2.

Resigned

Topic: Who does everyone say...

Posted: 11/17/09 04:43 PM

Forum: General

My Mom and Dad.


3.

None

Topic: I caught the flu!

Posted: 11/17/09 04:41 PM

Forum: General

SWINE FLU, SWINE FLU! EVERYBODY COVER YOUR SPHINCTERS!


4.

None

Topic: My first drink.

Posted: 11/12/09 12:06 AM

Forum: General

If you've honestly never drank before than the first time drinking could make you gag a bit. :c


5.

None

Topic: Terrific.

Posted: 11/12/09 12:03 AM

Forum: General

Awesome- inspiring awe.

So anything that inspires awe is awesome.


6.

None

Topic: How often do you eat out?

Posted: 11/11/09 11:58 PM

Forum: General

Not often at all! It's so much cheaper for my family to just make meals at home, so we maybe go out to eat once every two or three weeks.


7.

None

Topic: My first drink.

Posted: 11/11/09 11:57 PM

Forum: General

An icepick. Vodka, with a small bit of ice, mixed with lime. Or some tequila, both are flavorful.


8.

None

Topic: Shock Wave: Energy Drink?

Posted: 11/11/09 11:53 PM

Forum: General

You know what tastes good and gets your little kiddy-rockets sped up? Coffee. Black, or mixed with sugary shit, coffee is kick. You should ask your mum to make you some should she ever leave my bed.


9.

Blushing

Topic: If you could have one wish...

Posted: 10/22/09 07:41 PM

Forum: General

Everlasting love.


10.

None

Topic: Fuck touchscreen phones.

Posted: 10/22/09 07:39 PM

Forum: General

AGREED. I once stole an iphone, put my sim card in it, but decided I wanted my old PDA instead, so I sold it. Hell yah.


11.

Resigned

Topic: Purple hair... Damnit!!! (Pics)

Posted: 10/05/09 11:37 PM

Forum: General

How did you do that drunk?


12.

None

Topic: Boyfriends and breakups

Posted: 10/02/09 04:22 PM

Forum: General

What a boring thread. I mean, sure, that's sad, but what a genuinely boring thread.


13.

Resigned

Topic: has anyone ever tried..

Posted: 09/28/09 05:15 PM

Forum: General

Well, it might taste good salted on popcorn...


14.

None

Topic: If you fuck a mermaid...

Posted: 09/28/09 04:47 PM

Forum: General

At 9/28/09 04:44 PM, Obvious-M wrote:
At 9/28/09 04:39 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Mermaids aren't real.
I'll break the news...

How the hell does she piss?


15.

Resigned

Topic: If you fuck a mermaid...

Posted: 09/28/09 04:40 PM

Forum: General

Depends on which half you're fucking.


16.

None

Topic: What do the mod. buttons look like?

Posted: 09/28/09 03:29 PM

Forum: General

At 9/28/09 03:26 PM, ArabFreak wrote: This is what it used to look like.

Oh, you sexy motherfucker, you.


17.

None

Topic: im disgusted by todays youth.

Posted: 09/28/09 03:20 PM

Forum: General

I dare you to think outside the box, you sheep. Plenty of great 18th century poets dabbled with psychoactive substances, actually nearly all of the famous ones. If you want to be an intellectual, if you dare to know the other side of your conscious that's locked by your sobriety, just know that "a little learning is a dangerous thing."


18.

None

Topic: Exmortis 3 anyone bought it yet?

Posted: 09/28/09 03:17 PM

Forum: General

Okay, a cadaver with a finely crafted hat?

sounds pretty bland, no thanks.

Exmortis 3 anyone bought it yet?


19.

None

Topic: Hillarious election posters

Posted: 09/28/09 02:47 PM

Forum: General

Wow, she's a babe.


20.

None

Topic: The Hookah Fad

Posted: 09/28/09 02:43 PM

Forum: General

Don't like tobacco, makes me nauseous.


21.

Questioning

Topic: What do the mod. buttons look like?

Posted: 09/28/09 02:37 PM

Forum: General

This is something I've asked myself once before too...


22.

None

Topic: If you were rich

Posted: 09/28/09 02:33 PM

Forum: General

I would continue education, probably get a degree in English and Litterature, then when I complete my studies I would retire and just write books and drop acid the rest of my life.


23.

None

Topic: Steel Panther

Posted: 09/28/09 02:19 PM

Forum: General

The 80's rocks. Everything from poppy music, flamboyant clothes and casual sex.


24.

None

Topic: Itt: We Ask An English Major Stuff.

Posted: 09/25/09 05:14 PM

Forum: General

At 9/25/09 05:00 PM, SirWolfy wrote:
At 9/25/09 04:57 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Good, good, now that we are all known and kin do allow me to oscillate my phallic sword around thine's fleshy bosomy mounds. Ah! Tis not better than shitting itself! O, the ecstasy of this virtue...
[Paradoxsaint exits]
Up yours, good sir.

Hah! Tis not I who will receive in this short sprint of passion. Nay, not unless my gait is severely persuaded by bibulous tenancies. And even whence, I should stab thee in thine own eye with my nectar!


25.

None

Topic: Foot Fetish.

Posted: 09/25/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

Take but this 'pod and place it upon mine phallus...

[Paradoxsaint continues to masturbate]

I DOTH SEEN THE GHOST!


26.

None

Topic: Itt: We Ask An English Major Stuff.

Posted: 09/25/09 04:57 PM

Forum: General

Good, good, now that we are all known and kin do allow me to oscillate my phallic sword around thine's fleshy bosomy mounds. Ah! Tis not better than shitting itself! O, the ecstasy of this virtue...
[Paradoxsaint exits]


27.

None

Topic: Not flushing after taking a shit

Posted: 09/24/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

I do say, God damn thee who doesn't flush thy commode after they have soiled it's ceramics. These men deserve none other than a fathom of my phallus in their lids.


28.

None

Topic: No sleeping tonight

Posted: 09/24/09 10:21 PM

Forum: General

My good sir, I hath seen the devil. Who's words so thick they should make the blood curdle once they hit your drums.


29.

None

Topic: trying to find a particular game

Posted: 09/24/09 10:13 PM

Forum: General

Sir, if you are looking for a "game" then I must inform you that you are ill-met by my company for I know not of this "game" of which you speak of in glossolalic tongues; Henceforth I summon my dagger. Speak you, oh phallic serpent! I damn your name!

[Paradoxsaint charges the original poster]


30.

None

Topic: If You Had A One Free Murder Pass

Posted: 09/24/09 10:06 PM

Forum: General

Nay, tis not the virtue of men to contempt murderous deeds, tis the valediction of fools! Tis of a life filled with sham plastic bosoms. And whence thy call upon to summon thy mighty wrath tis but a waste of breath; for thy murderous men must summon upon the miracle herbs to awaken their late friend.

[Horatio exits out the thread]


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