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Author Search Results: 'Paradox'

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Topic: 12 years of prison for weed

Posted: 02/01/09 09:20 AM

Forum: General

Death penalty would be far more suitable.


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Topic: Do you like pancakes?

Posted: 02/01/09 09:18 AM

Forum: General

yes.

They are one of my favourite breakfast-like foods.


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Topic: The World's Smallest Cat!

Posted: 02/01/09 09:15 AM

Forum: General

Obvious photoshop. The pixels don't lie.


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Topic: If I had a dollar for...

Posted: 02/01/09 09:12 AM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 11:03 PM, KemCab wrote: If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have one dollar.

fuck man, that's fucking awesome.

If I had a dollar for...


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Topic: Alternatives to YouTube

Posted: 01/31/09 09:02 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 09:01 PM, Eggys wrote: Maybe Megavideo will finally achieve their goal to have more users than youtube, but so will many other sites.

That will never happen. Even if YouTube fails and is so tight on copyright infringement, it's fucking huuuuge.


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Topic: Fucking Christians..

Posted: 01/31/09 09:01 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 08:55 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: I'd be careful about what I say to her.

choose your weapon

bricks.
were.
shat.

i am so fucking surprised i never caught that.


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Topic: Find your KKK name!

Posted: 01/31/09 08:42 PM

Forum: General

aggrivated warrior

not bad, not bad. better than most other threads like these.


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Topic: Poke`mon Crystal

Posted: 01/31/09 08:40 PM

Forum: Video Games

Gold/Silver were far better. Just like Red/Blue were better than Yellow.

And Colosseum, don't get me started on that awful shit.


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Topic: Slain toddler says "I love you"...

Posted: 01/31/09 08:37 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 08:35 PM, xsdemonite wrote: I hope a mob burns them all in their homes. How is that child ever going to get justice?

Because real justice involves taking revenge and burning people in their homes; guilty or not. Nice sense of twisted logic there.


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Topic: Fucking Christians..

Posted: 01/31/09 08:35 PM

Forum: General

Just go along with it even if you don't agree with her. It's no wonder she wouldn't want to talk to you if you're just going to shit on her views, whether they're just religious bullshit or not.


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Topic: Dentist

Posted: 01/31/09 08:26 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/09 08:34 PM, LordBeta2 wrote: I heard when they stick a needle in your gums to numb it, it hurts.

Bullshit. You heard this from real pansies. I've had about eight fillings (hurrr english teeth) so I can share my experience, and the injection is the least painful part of having a filling; depending on whether or not your dentist actually does a decent job of it. When done right, the injection does SIGNIFICANTLY reduce the pain, but most of the time, since my dentist is terrible, the injection has little effect and the drill is the most painful thing you could ever expect (with the exception of cluster headaches).

Only on a few occasions has the filling itself been painless for me. Usually, it's fucking horrible, because my dentist sucks and does the injection all wrong.


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Topic: Slain toddler says "I love you"...

Posted: 01/31/09 08:20 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 08:15 PM, insectusuarus wrote: oh my fucking god i think im gonna start crying

Then go bawww somewhere else and get the fuck off of the BBS, nobody cares.


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Topic: I met a cat in Manhattan

Posted: 01/31/09 08:17 PM

Forum: General

cool story bro.

similar thing happened to me once.


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Topic: eBaumsworld is dead!

Posted: 01/31/09 08:10 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 08:08 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: newgrounds has killed another competetor. and now we'll conquer the entire interwebz!

I'd honestly put effort into making sure that doesn't happen. But it won't, because Newgrounds is fucking tiny up against other, far more powerful sites. eBaums was hardly a threat to Newgrounds' 'superiority.'


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Topic: eBaumsworld is dead!

Posted: 01/31/09 08:07 PM

Forum: General

They'll continue to steal shit, so who cares?

Come to think of it, who even still complains about that site? I almost entirely forgot it exists.


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Topic: the most precious thing you lost

Posted: 01/31/09 08:05 PM

Forum: General

My morals.

Oh wait, never mind, never cared for them anyway.


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Topic: Games not to play in public

Posted: 01/31/09 08:02 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 1/30/09 09:13 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote: Nintendogs.

I entirely forgot Nintendogs had voice-recognition (if you could honestly call it that) because I never, ever even bothered getting it to work. Even if it did work properly, the idea of talking to an imaginary dog is just... no.


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Topic: Favourite Live Arcade Game?

Posted: 01/31/09 07:57 PM

Forum: Video Games

Duke Nukem 3D. The only one worth paying for imo, and I still haven't got round to it.


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Topic: Alternatives to YouTube

Posted: 01/31/09 07:54 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 07:50 PM, Dalario wrote: Reset your modem, it reset your IP, then you can get back where you stopped the video.

modems lol

nah I just switch to a neighbour's internet temporarily. or if that's not possible, I just refresh the page through a proxy, but that makes video streaming VERY slow.


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Topic: Alternatives to YouTube

Posted: 01/31/09 07:47 PM

Forum: General

Megavideo is alright, but nothing more. After 72 minutes of video, you have to wait a while before watching more, which gets REALLY annoying when I'm right in the middle of watching something. Connection problems all the time as well, but overall it's not bad, I suppose.

Then there's shit like imeem which is fucking terrible, takes about an hour and a half to stream twenty minutes of video most of the time, whereas on any other site the same sized video will load in minutes. Site looks horrible, the player sucks, and it's SLOW.

There's a fuck load of others, I know, but those are the only two which immediately come to mind. Besides, most are just really unused and have too many flaws. There really is no good alternative to YouTube, which is a real shame since YouTube always sucked and is just declining into even larger fail.


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Topic: Make a picture by moving your mouse

Posted: 01/31/09 07:38 PM

Forum: General

It's fun, but it's impossible to make anything which actually looks like anything.

And no matter what I do everything I draw always looks the same in the end. So it's pretty useless. But still kind of fun for about five minutes.


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Topic: Slain toddler says "I love you"...

Posted: 01/31/09 07:34 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 07:16 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: meh

I agree.

How the fuck can a thread like this keep going for so long.


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Topic: Get Me Outa here?

Posted: 01/31/09 07:31 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 07:30 PM, Paradox wrote: Just Mozilla's attempt to put some humour into its stuff.

Though I feel the message on this one is pretty good.

HERE BE DRAGONS

argh i knew that link wouldn't work. fucking HTML tags fail. the URL is 'about:config' for anyone who actually cares.


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Topic: Get Me Outa here?

Posted: 01/31/09 07:30 PM

Forum: General

Just Mozilla's attempt to put some humour into its stuff.

Though I feel the message on this one is pretty good.

HERE BE DRAGONS

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Topic: What Magazines Do You Subscribe To?

Posted: 01/31/09 07:27 PM

Forum: General

None.

The Internet is much cheaper and larger. Magazines are useless now.


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Topic: Washing ur sheets?

Posted: 01/31/09 07:23 PM

Forum: General

Every hour or so. The stains show too easily.

also unblock me on msn, i want to troll you some more

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Topic: Iphone Or Ipod Touch?

Posted: 01/31/09 07:21 PM

Forum: General

At 1/31/09 07:20 PM, ProcrastiNate wrote: iPhone mate, it's the same as an iPod Touch but is a phone as well...

Which is the exact reason why if you're wasting your money, it'd might as well be on the iPod Touch rather than the iPhone.

Most people I know are still on an old cheap contract and get the iPod Touch because it's FAR cheaper. iPhones are almost too pointless.


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Topic: Bunch of retards h8 poozy.

Posted: 01/31/09 07:13 PM

Forum: General

lol, petitions. Because apparently, petitions work.

If it DID work however, I would sign that thing so fucking fast.


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Topic: Political Correctness

Posted: 01/30/09 07:09 PM

Forum: General

Political correctness is fucking pathetic. I should have the right to know that I stand above others in society, but that's not allowed anymore.

Fuck this, I'm moving to a country with a far more corrupt (and therefore working) government.


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Topic: Killer Instinct

Posted: 01/30/09 03:58 PM

Forum: Video Games

There was a second? I only remember the first, which was a brilliant game.


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