Wank myself dry, then use my ultra-hard penis to smash the door down.

At this point I would come out of the closet.

At 12/28/06 06:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: Hmm, what about Lary the evil snail?

Yes, you can be Lary too. But because he is not on the list, I think you have to PM Molotov so that he knows he has to add an extra character to this list.

At 12/28/06 06:44 PM, Seamonky wrote: #1: Hell yeah I would like the join! Spongebob is awesome. :)
#2: I saw the list of characters to choose from but someone took Old Man Jenkins. Ah well, I'll choose Gary than.

I'm Gary, but you can be a clone of Gary if you like.

Dan, you're a legend.

At 12/28/06 05:45 PM, camobch0 wrote: I really don't give a fuckin shit...

After reading this, I decided not to take you seriously at all. I don't know why I will read the rest, but I will anyway, just to see whatever crap it is you wish to spurt out.

about any of the assholes on here who rip on people who are having a sucky life and are just doing it to get rid of there own problems. People like that just need to find another outlet than people who are having a sucky time and are holding knives to there chests every day. There are people who are driven to suicide on here. I know. Some of my friends have commited suicide, and you people would laugh at me for having to deal with going to their graves, having to see the people I loved dead. Sick motherfuckers like that should just go kill themselves because they are no help.

Seriously, stop whining about minor problems which you may have. Clearly up until now you probably had a damn good life, and because of which, you are not used to facing actual real-life psychological problems. In which case, I will leave you with your shitty emo cries for attention, and leave you with a little remark which is extremely appropriate for the situation:

Go kill yourself.

Make out with her, as long as she isn't a filthy slut, or a gigantic pile of rocks.

Oh, does it really matter what he does? Seriously, don't bother giving a fuck about what he does, just be thankful that you don't stoop to the same low.

But seriously, if he wants to waste his life on that shit, let him.

The fact of the matter is, the reason why we bash people and call them emo is, aside from the fact we're all bandwagon whores, can be, and will be explained very simply:

NO ONE CARES.

At 12/28/06 05:31 PM, Whitcomb wrote:

At 12/28/06 05:30 PM, CreampieSuprise wrote: I have 2 gigs of ram you fucking idiot.

Then why in the fuck should you care?

Whitcomb, you're such a moron. He's basically trying to state that Firefox, apparently, uses more RAM than Internet Explorer. Personally, I don't know. Personally, I don't care. I've used Firefox for over two years, I just can't be fucked to get it again, so I'm just using Internet Explorer. It doesn't matter though, because in the end, a browser does what a browser is supposed to do. Display web pages. The rest of the fancy shit Firefox and IE have both are irrelevant. So for now, I'll just stick with IE, because I can't be fucked to care about what both of the browsers do right now.

In response to your other thread, the reason why you had a 'wet muddy shit' was because you have diarrhea. It's basically puke, come out the wrong end.

Seriously, you're sick. Either the chicken wings were contaminated, or you just naturally got the flu.

Either way, stop whoring it all over the BBS. No one particularly cares.

Give him what he wants. If he wants more, shoot him.

Because they're firm, soft, and they produce milk. You know what I'm thinking of right now?

Cows.

At 12/28/06 04:41 PM, Ebolarama wrote: I hope you get banned so hard you can't have kids anymore.

Who, Anal-Rape?

At 12/28/06 04:30 PM, Paradox wrote: Yet, hundreds upon thousands of TV viewers can actually still find it funny.

And I forget to mention, YOUNG TV viewers. >:(

Damn me and my crappy attempts to do things at fast rates. >:(

At 12/28/06 04:27 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 12/28/06 04:26 PM, Paradox wrote: Haha, the Simpsons will probably enter Futurama. Nah, that would suck. I don't even like Futurama, the humour is more obscene than the Simpsons, even with that as the point, it still seems pretty crap.

Which is fine, since Futurama isn't geared at the 13 year old demographic.

Yet, hundreds upon thousands of TV viewers can actually still find it funny.

You're damn lucky, over in the south of England we get absolutely no snow. Not this year anyway, two years ago we got quite a bit, but none this year.

I don't know, maybe we'll get some in February, that's about the time we usually get snow around here.

At 12/28/06 04:23 PM, DeadPixels wrote:

At 12/28/06 04:20 PM, Paradox wrote: I can absolutely gaurantee, come hell or high water, no matter what, there will definately be more episodes after 'the end'. You can't end such a good thing, it will continue until TV becomes dead.

Nah, they'll carry on with Futurama.

Haha, the Simpsons will probably enter Futurama. Nah, that would suck. I don't even like Futurama, the humour is more obscene than the Simpsons, even with that as the point, it still seems pretty crap.

All four that have showed hear so far blow goats.

I can absolutely gaurantee, come hell or high water, no matter what, there will definately be more episodes after 'the end'. You can't end such a good thing, it will continue until TV becomes dead.

Yes, I'd buy whatever DVD has that episode on. Three times.

At 12/28/06 04:02 PM, IPoopedInYourMailbox wrote: I think I saw that guy before... Did it start here?

Boom.

It was locked due to the fact that no one could actually create a good Photoshop to save their ass.

At 12/28/06 04:07 PM, snayk wrote:

At 11/11/06 02:44 PM, stalkershrike wrote: i got the solution: your left!

His left what?

Penis. Also, definately wrong.

At 12/28/06 04:01 PM, Platinum wrote: Actually, 2005 was the best.

2006 was definately the worst. It just spewed out shit. I can't name one friggin good user that this year spurted out.

Complete shit.

At 12/28/06 03:57 PM, RawrEatShit wrote: They asplode

That post made my year.

Nah, they probably won't end it with any particular ending. The type of humour which the Simpsons is suggests it will just end like an ordinary episode does.

It's perfectly natural for someone to get sick, this isn't some kind of supernatural force causing you to respond in some extraordinary way.

I imagine it's a joke. A shitty joke, but it's still a joke. Actually, more of a pun.

At 12/28/06 05:40 AM, HeliopiosOriginal wrote: Im clever.

I'm funny because I can revive old fads.

>:(
>:(
>:(

At least I don't deny that here and there I have made a discriminative comment. There are certain groups, races, etc, that I don't particularly like. To avoid offending anyone in particular, I will keep quiet about it, but yes, I have been racist in the past.

Mostly as jokes, but sometimes, I have meant what I said. But mostly, as jokes. I'm not actually a racist person.

I know, I have deleted many of my movies many times, but I don't anymore, because it counts as a blam, and I can't submit for 15 fucking days.

Sad.

At 12/28/06 03:23 PM, Orcinator wrote: Pool's closed due to AIDS

I was just about to say that. >:(

But remember, when you next want to play pool, don't be surprised if a scary black guy with an afro and a suit comes along and stops you. Trust me though, it's for your own good.