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"what was the sound flint...", grdar stopped, seeing the tal'arair,"flint, get away from that"
"but hes injured grdar, we can just take him in",flint was cut off.
"silence flint", he blurted , then pulled him in closer,"no tal'arair must ever know the definite location of the healer".
"why", flint asked.
"because they would kill her",grdar explained.
"why do you hate this race",flint asked
"they are nothing but cheats and lyers, they burned there land at the will of a so called demi-god, then turned on the demi-god, they have no faith",grdar went on.
"this ones gonna die if we dont have him hea-",grdar cut him off again.
"quit speaking flint",grdar spoke in harsh tones.
"hes going to die grdar",flint argued
the tal'arair let out a long moan
"we cant", grdar said.
"why",flint asked.
"the healer can only heal one person at this time, and we would risk the life of the nirlin if we tried to submit this one",grdar tried to explain.
"isnt there anything you can do",flint asked.
grdar sighed,"i never thought id try and help a tal'arair,but he is injured...and i can take him as a prisoner," grdar said, trying to justify the creature.
"what do we need to do",flitn asked.
"watch him like a hawk, if he moves, dont hesitate to kill it",grdar instructed.
"alright, just hurry",flint ushered grdar.
grdar went into the hut again. the tal'arair let out a moan and rolled over .flint readied his sword, weary of the stranger, despite the good nature he tried to bestow earlier.
grdar emerged from the hut with a few supplied. he laid a matt-like blanket on the ground and handed flint a hatchet.
"go cut some wood, we need kindlin and tinder", grdar further instucted flint.
grdar lightly restained the tal'arair's feet,then proceeded to examine him. his lips were dry and cracked, his eyes vacant, his breathing shallow.
flint emerged from the woods holding an arm full of tree branches. grdar examined them...
"these arnt the best, but they will work fine. cut the smaller limbs off of the branches, then show me them",grdar told flint.
grdar opened a waterr pouch and fed the tal'arair a minute amount of water. he said it react, but it still seemes to be barley conscience.
"how are theese",flint asked.
"ok, now cut them to length of one foot, then pluck the needles from the smaller limbs you cut off, ill get some tinder", grdar said,"oh, and watch the tal'arair"
grdar pulled a crate out from under a shelf, it contained prepared wood. it was very thin, maybe a milimeter in diameter and two inches wide. it was made of quick burning wood and kept indoors so it stayed dried.
when grdar emerged from the hut again, he saw flint hunched over the tal'arair, the tal'arair was speaking.
"flint",grdar yelled to flint
ther was no response
"flint", he yelled again, approaching quickly.
as grdar neared, he could hear whispers, they were inaudable from where he was standing ,but as he got closer, he saw that the tal'arair was whispereing into flints ears.
"flint , get away",grdar yelled.
flint was still unresponsive. grdar grabbad flint and pushed him a few feet away, he then hit the still whispering tal'arair in the face, knocking him unconscous. rdar went over to flint. he had a vacant expression on his face.
"flint, flint",grdar yelled, shaking the young man,trying to quicken him.
after a few minutes, flint snapped back into consciosness.
"flint",grdar adressed him.
flint didnt respond, he just looked at grdar
"flint,"grdar asked again,"what did he say to you?"

there are two kind of people in this world, people who like me and people who can go fuck themselves.

mr daterape

you know what the worse part of australia is? threy have like 16 of the worlds most dangerous animals, like the box jelly fish.

you ever wanna hit up an ice cream truck, its not like they have a shotgun stashed away, you could get 50 bucks and a drumstick!

although im christian/ignostic, not 100 percent on everything in the bible, i always thought that your soul was reassigned, that theres trillions of souls and one by one there cycled back in.

"why is the healer so far away from you villaige", flint asked.
"because she enjoyes privacy and values silence",grdar said
"but if some one is seriously injured, wont-",flint was cut off
"okay, you have to stay here, dont run, or ill hunt you down like a dog",grdar said.
"okay, go in, ill stay, but can i atleast have my sword, in case i run into anything out here, its almost dark",flint persuaded.
"fine, you can have your sword, but, again, dont run...flint", grdar said, then went into a small hut, carryining the nirlin
about two hours in to flints wait, he heard a horse, galloing toward him. he picked up his sword. the light was gone and he couldnt see well. but the horse slowed as it entered the clearing. there was a man on the horse, he was cloaked. he lay limp on the horse, slowly slumping further and further over, the man eventually fell off the horse. as he hit the ground, the hood of the man fliped off.
flint was shocked to see the tal'arair.
he was moitionless, flint couldnt decide wether he should tell grdar or not.
he stood over the fallen tel'arair,thinking.

so he needs two people to play.....and he only has one person........so he is alone for ever?
wait....wait...oh my god, i get it, its halarious...but then again, i just ate a tube of extra strength muscle rub.

wow, this has conivinced me to try drugs...

lately its been cold where i am, but the last two days were cloudless....and the sun was shining, but it was only warm, you know that type of whether, its great.

is there some fifth picture that eludes me? caus im not seeing any good point.

you've made pertaining to your genatalia and other private parts.
probably somewhere in my top three would be this.
so, you know how you get razor burn when you shave your pubes, not to get too graphic for some of you. well, you can get razor burn shaving your face, and i put rubbing acahol on my face to clean it...you cant help but see where im going and its retarded. any ways, when i poured it(instead of putting it on a cotton ball)on my publess region, gravity took over and well...i was in astrange pain for about three minutes..i dont know if im the only one dumb enough to do things of this nature?
lets here stories, not simple,your probably the only one that dumb and thats the best insult you can think of posts, c'mon, we all have to have some dumb story.

i dont know if its your spelling of just sentace structure in general, but i have no idea what you just said.

i would post upsetting things on the front page

is his chin read because of blunt force trauma with a pair of testicles?

walk,get a car, hang glide, if you hate it that much, dont put up with it.

whoa.....whoa....calm down girl...thats better,you want a carrot?

this post ...will it be deleted, anyone?

my mom wont buy me a phone, it sucks, but its reality boys and girls, i think adults think we know absolutley nothin about the real world, but im sure tons of kids know the pains of independace,except prep kids, i hope they all fall flat on there face.

if i was a women...could i be a hot women?

"what was all that about, really",flint asked.
"dont worry yourself with the tel'arair",grdar said
"but grdar,hes running into hundreds of human troops",flint argued
"listen, the tel'arair are nothing but a race of lyers, cheats and theives,"grdar said,"thell do anything to get what they want, hes probably following us now, so watch your back"
"maybes he different", flint suggested
"listen, all of his race are the same", grdar said.
"what about humans, many humans are different from crowley and broly", flint argued further.
"listen up human, im not going back to be slaughtered, if i dont get the nirlen to the healer, she will die, and your coming with me, because as far as im concerned, you are my prisoner,you've been captured"
"ill do as i please ",flint said, and put enfaces on the next word," dwarf"
grdar stopped, dropped his hammer, swung around and punched flint in the face.

when flint woke up, he was being dragged through the woods still. it was twilight again,so it must have been dawn.felix began to struggle a bit.
"i see your awake",grdar said.
"you punched me",flint yelled.
"listen flint, i am truly sorry about assaulting you the way i did, but it was for both of ours health. you were going to lead us into a trap, thats what they do", grdar told flint.
"well, its not a matter of relevance now",flint replied.
"okay, were here", grdar said.

"so..", flint said nervously,"the child...will she be okay?"
"the child?...ah...the nirlin, yes , think shell survive this ...atrocity, if i cant saftley get her to the healer".
"oh...thats,"flint swallowed, still immensley scared and weary of the dwarf," that nice to hear"
"nice, nothing about you is nice human", grdar siad, still out of anger.
"please, dont call me human, im not like them, i didnt know the plans of our attack until it was alerady underway", flint tried to explain his actions more,"i-i-..i havent even slian a dwarf".
"oh is that right", grdar said in a tone of saracasm," but had this been an honerable battle, a real fight, you would have slain as many of us as you could,no?"
"but...that was my task, they forced me in like the others..though i admit, i was not unwilling,"he paused", i haerd tails of war, of men riding in on whit stallions, sun at there back, slaying hordes of ghastly dwarves,but i was mislead, i expected yor entire army...but", flint trailed off.
"but there was no army, was there , just our young and our women",grdar still jusged flint harshley.
"listen..grdar,is it", flint asked,"my friend,mayber my only true friend died trying to stop those...those cowardous fiends from unfairly killing those innocents..."
"what were your orders", grdar asked coldly.
"....", flint hesitated in response.
"they were to kill all of us, reguardless of age and gender,wernt they...flint..pitiful", grdar said, not letting his anger succeed.
"yes", flint admited shame fully,"but i didnt know before it was too late, i swear".
grdar picked up the sword and shield,"i seen many weapons in my time, this isnt a soldiers sword, where did you obtain it?"
"i...i made it", flint said lightly
"oh, a blacksmith ,eh?", grdar said," an honerable occupation, despite that your human"
"its my favorite sword, please dont take it, i made it with my uncle", flint tried to validate its value.
"your uncle...he is a blacksmith two i assume", grdar asked, still questiong the young man.
"yes..he was", flint responded.
"oh, he haspassed", grdar asked, dropping the cold wall the littleist bit.
"no...hes, no longer a blacksmith"n flint said with imense shame.
"lets go",grdar said,"ill tell you once more, you are very lucky i dont kill you and leave your body for the wolves",grdar said, putting the precious sword in his pack.
grdar went to the wounded nirlin and put her over his shoulder. he grunted as he stood erect again.
"do you need any help?", flint asked.
grdar turned around," if you so much as put a hand on me, the nirlin or your sword, ill break everybone in your body and through you in the river to drown".
"alright, please, calm down miter grdar",flint tried to console the angry dwarf
"dont call me mister hu...flint, thats a human title",grdar scolded.
"what title do your men go by?", flint asked
"we have no time for silly titles",grdar said,then moved on, vacant of expression for the young man.
"felix took a look at the two battered corpses,"nero was right,tey got thiers".

anewah...whaane, its wayne, just spelt diferently

mix in some milk and make one, maybe two peices of french toast.

i like egoraptor, especially metal gear awsome.

flint watched as 12 other batallions joined them ,each bigger than his. the geneals and some other officers conveined again, then therron came back," this is it, we strike this final blow on the mines and the dwarves will surley surrender".
flint stood there, almost unconscience, he had grown more and more aware of the brutality the human army was intending to unleash, and this wasnt what he wanted and he knew it wouldnt be what felix would want.somehow felix missed the horns and bareley faded into conscieness to recognize broly and crowleys voices.
"you ready crowley", broly said.
"oh yeah, im gonna have my self a real party", crowley responded.
"i know , and hell, i bet i kill more than you", broly said.
"in your dreams brute, ill slay the men , women and children like the bugs they are", crowley challenged his colleague.
there voices began to fade. he took a deep breath and readied his sword, the sword he brought from home, then began to run down the hill. as ran, he began to see shadows streaming across the ground. he looked up and saw huge rocks flying toward the villiage. they tore through houses, destroying homes without regret. he thought of his home town...was he going to end up like one of the stangers that almost killed him and ruined his uncles career....
standing on the outskirts of the village, flint saw the bodies, and he had no problem with war, but most of the bodies he saw were not of men, but women and children. flint looked around at the carnage, the violent massacre of the defensless. finally, he saw broly. he was with crowley. he had just seen broly kill three children. and crowley grabbed one of the women. flint began to run , to do something, anything, but nero got there first.
flint stopped, he stood thee, watching the situation go down.
"Broly, what the hell do you think your doing", nero yelled.
"what, you heared captain therron, no survivors, reguardless of whether their women or children.",broly pointed out
"have a little common descentsy", nero said.
"its not like there people", broly said back.
nero swung his sword and hit broly in the head with the broad side of his sword.
broly fell back
"now, get up, we sti..huhhhh...uh....ohhh", nero had a sunken expresion on his face.
"hows my knife feel bitch", crowley whispered in neros ear.
"you...you", nero tried to say.
"you bastard", flint yelled, throwing his shield like a frisbee and knocking crowley in the head.
broly and crowley got up and began to run, and flint was hot on there tail, he dropped his sword and ran like a gazzelle.but after a few seconds broly tossed his shield at flints feet. he jumped over it, but caught crolweys shield in the face. he lay there for about fifteen seconds before he came to a realization...,"nero!"
he got up and sprinted to his fallen friend," nero, nero, are you all right man", flint tyelled.
"flint", nero said weekly,"cr-cr-crowley...he stabbed me".
"i know, i tried to catch them," flint said," but they got away"
"its o...okay", nero said with laboured breathing." im sure th-th...thell get thiers".
"no, hold on nero" flint pleaded," medic, anyone, please, i need a doctor".
nero began to cough up blood,"flint...get...get out of here, you arnt like broly and...and crowley, go, flee, the men will be here soon..its...your last", then nero died.
flint barried his face in his hads, he didnt cry , but he felt a great sorrow at the passing of his friend.
he picked up his sword and his shield and ran into the woods.
he heard some loud noises and ran up to the edge of a clearing intime to see crowley pleade for his life, then be killed. he moved his feet a litle, and stepped on the twig.
the dwarf looked in his direction. flint tried to get up and run, but the dwarf caught him before he could even get standng. the dwarf grabbed flint by the collar and tossed him into the clearing. the dwarve raised his hammer," have you any last words you human filth?"
"wait..dont, i..i...", flint rambled
"thats enough out of you", the dwarf raised his hammer and was ready to bring it down and crushe hs chest, but before he dealt the fatal blow, there was a voice behind him, a dwarven womenst voice.
"wait grdar", the women said.
"shier'la", grdar said.
"dont kill this man grdar, he saved my life, and some of the nir'len", she expalined.
"wait, shier'la, your sure he helped?", grdar asked
"yes two men...oh," she broke off her sentance,"those two men, attacked us, the big one killed three children before another man came in and stopped them".
"nero", flint said lying on the ground.
"you knew the man",grdar said.
"yes, he was my friend", flint said.
"are you lying to me human, if you are , i swear ill crush your bones to dust", grdar threatend.
"no grdar, he telling the truth, i saw him run back to his fallen friend", shier'la siad.
"human, ill let you live, but you will be my prisoner, im taking you to the great dwarf city of dierlen to face judgment, then i will make the trip to caelorn and topple the man who sent this plague apon my land", grdar told flint of his sentance,"whats your name human?"
"my name....my name is flint serrilson",flint said.

i wanna adress a typo
"broly was honed in on the win and flint wanted to win because he thought nero was a jerk."
this is from the previous section, it should say....because he thought broly was a jerk"

the night before the attack on the dwarven mines

"alright men, weve hunted and slayed many of beast, youve fought each other valiantly and you handle your swords like true soldiers, im proud of each and every one of you, and tonight, you will feast!" the captain gave a speech," but dont drink to much of the ale ,men, you dont wanna be to groggy when you go into battle."
flint and nero sat by each other, on the other end of the table sat broley and crowley.originally, broly saw crowley as weak and impotent and crowley saw broly as a mere brute, but as time went on, there hatred for flint and nero fueled a friendship. they plotted every second they were together.
"so, battalion leader", nero adressed flint", you ready for the battle tormorrow?"
"im as ready as ill ever be", flint said solemly, reflecting on the life he ruined.
"you alright man", nero asked
"yeah, im..uh, im fine", flint said getting up and leaveing
as flint passed broly and crowley, he could help but overhear their profected voices.
"so, the battle tomorrow, you ready, once we win, were gonna round up there women and have some fun", crowley said.
"yeah, cant wait to get my hands on some of those dwarven women, hell, i might seek out two or three", broly responded.
flint stopped, walked to the table and confronted the men," im sorry, what was that?", flint asked
nero looked across the table and saw flint talkinf to crowley and broly," oh shit.
"were just talking about the spoils of war", broly said.
"spoils?", flint said," Spoils!?, whats wrong with you two, these are people were talking about".
"hardly ", crowly said," there just dwarves".
"listen up", flint said, grabbing crowly my the neck of his shirt," ill kill a million dwarfs by your side, but i i see you so much as touch a women," flint got about three inches from crowleys face," ill ill you my self".
broly stood up and cocked his fist back, but before he could punch flint, nero caught his fist," hey, c'mon man, you wouldnt wanna hurt your superior the night before a big battle, right", nero reasond.
broly sat back down
"c'mon, flint, lets get some pints", nero said, pacifying the situation.

after the feast, the men all returned to the barracks and most of them were drunk, even nero and flint.
the next mrning was harsh. they were wken up and extra hour and a half early, as to prepare for war, and about half of the men were hung over.
flint was the first one up, recognizing his responsibility as battallion leader. he knew his menhad been drinking so he went out and got therron to give his enough coffee to wake his hungover troops up. with in a half hour, all of then men were up and samoe where even suited up for war. broly sat on a tree stump, he was dressed the same as everyone else, he had a hard leather body with a smal, chainlink neck, caps, a shiled and a sword. some of the men were trained as archers, some as spear men, but the battalion consisted mostly of swordsmen.
he was proud of his men, even crowley and broly looked like respectable soldiers, flint knew better, but they still looked decent. nero walked up to him," we leave in five,ready?"
"oh, im ready nero", flint said.

flint walked up front with the captain, nero walked behing them, ans crowly and broly were in the middle of the group some where. after three hours of walking, flint saw that the vast forrest was coming to an end. they came into a claering simoutaneously with two other battalions, they could see three more on the hill. they had entered the land in between the forrest and the mountains, they were on the border.
when they finally got to the hill top, flint was surprised to see that there were no dwarven army waiting for them.
flint watched therron go up to some other officers and he could only pick out a few key phrases...
"element of surprise" "no survivors" "women and children"
he hoped they were out of context, but his heart sank as therron gave another speech, which used all of the prhrases just as he thought.
as the sppech went on, flint felt something, he looked back...broly and crowley were smiling at him, his reaction to the content of the speech.
",,,and men, remember, the dwarves wouldn't, have not, and couldnot hesitate to do the same to you".
flint looked out , at the base of the mountain was a villiage, a settlement...like his home town

ive done worse

if find the richest person in the world ad get them to give me 10 billion dollars

Advice:never make a post like this,ever,ever,ever,ever again.