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its tom clearly...check under your bed, he might be waiting.

and only 11 post....

jennifer aniston or sarah chalke (from scrubs)

i didnt laugh, maybe little smiles, but no full laughes.....ernj jews.

as much as i incourage good grammar, forums and facebook shouldnt be too worried about.

i love the fact that this tread is no longer about brian adams. and by the way, i think a pineapple cock would be more of a burden than a gift.

im with you, even eminem, his new shit sucks, but his older stuff like loose yourself and one shot two shot are great...by the way, that is the only rap i like...except maybe gangsters paradise and a few select others. i love the 70s/80/ rock and i like country.

what the fuck, no way thats not on purpose.

its not something you can be told......you must...experience it!

spread a rumor that she has herpes! shit goes like wildfire.

make way for borrow-your-truck-and-return-it-on-empty man

ive never been a fan of freeverse.

if they can make steve-o look like an old man, they can fake that.im not saying jackass was anyway connected, i was talking about that stuff in general.

flint watched again as he saw the sword shhot through his uncles chest...he saw himself...then the man with the eyes...he had an oblect in his hand, flint couldnt see it, it was ....impossible for him to see, like his mind blocked it out. he saw felix fall to his knees, then face first onto the ground. then, the rest , with there hollow eyes all looked at him again, judgemental....but of what, none of them knew that he had ruined his uncles career. what did they have to judge him for?
then flint saw more and more elves come out of the trees. they all stood around the man with the green, glowing eyes...then at one word they bagan to slaughter the otheres, even nero,crowley and broly. once the elves had finished them all off, the elf from before, the female, she came up too him, smiling like she did most of the time and the last thing flint saw was a root, shooting up from his chest.
flint woke up in a cold sweat, he looked around, it was night. everyone, even grdar was asleep. flint, restless after the nightmare, got out of bed and took a walk out side. he found a tree of to the side a little and leaned against it.
"why was i having these dreams",he thought to himself,"it it just a night mare or a sign....the elves, would they kill all the people he knew? the man with the eyes..he was controlling them......the heart!". flint realized that the man with the eyes must have had the heart. flint ran back into the healers home to consult somone, perhaps the healer.
when he gets in, its as quiet as ever. he realizes that waking up anyone would be robbing them of any rest they had been missing out on. he decided to try and sleep a few more hours. flint sat on the bed that had been appropriated for him and layed down. he took a deep breath and drift asleep in thought of the man and the heart.
when he finally fell asleep, he had the dream again, but this time, he saw the heart...it was glowing so he couldnt make out the object too well ,but he saw it for the first timein his dream...he was filled with a sense of duty,obligation, he had to get the heart away from that man, for the sake of every living thin in the land.
flint awoke again , still in a cold sweat...but not as bad as before. he got up and told grdar of his dream, and he began to describe the heart to grdar.

Iraqi money woo!

flitn awoke, face down in the dirt. he looked around, the others were awake and there was a brilliant fire, the colors were dancing around. flint struggled to get his footing and was swaying back and forth, he walked to grdar, probably the closest thing he could get to a friend since nero died...was murdered. he went to put a hand on his shouldern but felt a pain spike up his arm. he looked at grdar and saw two blank holes where his eyes shoud be, not hollow...just absent. he looked around, the others were the same.
he started to hear them all chant,"flint flint flint".
he looked to the treeline and saw broly walk out , then crowley and nero. he shuttered to see the dead walking. the chanting continued.
"what do you want, what do you want", he yelled. all of themsurrounded him. he wasnt restrained...just crowded. the from the tree line, he saw him. it was felix, his uncle. he was larger than he remembered, towering at 15 feet, even taller than the elf. he walked up to flint.
"uncle?", flint said questioningly
"felix picked up flints favored sword , which was also arger and held it until a man came up, he was oder, but still youthful in his movements, the man he didnt know took the sword and stabbed it through felixes back. felix outstretched his hand and flint immedietly focused on the scars, the scars on his hand that were there because of him.
the chanting got louder.flint looked at the man that killed felix. he looked closer, and he saw himself. then, lightning striked and in a flash he saw another man, his eyes were glowing green, a reflection of his intent. he was holding a shining object, but when flint looked at it, its location became vacant.
the chanting got even louder.
"flint...flint...flint",he heard, then the chanting got clear all at once,"flint wake up.
he heard grdar only that time. he could tell that he wasnt on the ground anymore, he was indoors. the healer and grdar were standing over him.
"flint, wake up"grdar said feverishly.
"your safe" the healer said.
"then, before falling to sleep from exhaustion, flint said," i have to save my uncle"

i dont know how stupid it is, but in kill bill they bleep out beatrix kiddo till nearly the end.

well, its not a bad concept, i dont know how interested id be in it, but its hard to judge if something has potential based on a short concept. but i incourage writing in this society, so write it, if no one likes it, as far as you should be concerned ,they can go fuck themselves.

P.S. i was listening to last resort(papa roach) when i read your story paragragh, seemed fititng for some reason.

i wear shades when i drive on sunny days.

"healer, what ails this elf",flint asked frantically.
"it is ...i...i dont know, this is unlike anything i have seen in my lifetime", she responded.
"grdar",flint yelled as a white noise began to fill the air,"whats going on"
"i dont know flint, i dont know", he yelled back.
"you",flint yelled to the tal'arair, but he couldnt finish an audable sentance.
their was nothing in the air but white noise, a high pitched tone. even the area they were in grew light as this went on. flint panicked, trying to contact anyone, but they were to busy watching the elf, calm and weary at once.
flint tried the last he he could, he ran up to the elf and began shaking her, but she just stood there. as flint tried to gain her atention, he felt something fall onto the back of his hand, at first, it was cold at first, but he soon felt it burn. he retreated from the elf that had caused him pain again. he gripped his hand in pain and rubbed it on the ground.he reexamined his hand to find a few millimeters of skin burned off his right hand.
the light grew brighter and brighter and flint felt consciousness escaping him. he looked at the tal'arair, weakend from earlier, he fell unconscious. flint was near out , but spoke a few words, all though inaudible to the other, he knew them
"my hand...just...like", he fell on his back, barley leting two syllables sneak past his lips,"un...cle"

flint watched the spectacle, he watched as grdar, the healer and the tal'arair struggled with the elf. she wasnt receiving them well from the looks of things. then , the elf, seemingly mute, began to sing..it was almost ...flint couldnt describe it. shortley he began to feel the pain of the night he heard his uncles career was stolen from him.
if he hadnt been out in the danger , if he hadnt wandered into the battle, if he had stayed in the shop, he'd still be at home, living with his uncle, working at the shop, but his uncle was rendered impotent , unable to smith the metals he had worked with his entire life. then, what did he do..he abandonded him, he left his uncle to fend for himself, instead of staying home, dealing with the guilt and running the shop. god knows where his uncle was , how he was doing...
then he bagan to think about nero, his only reaL friend,slain right in front of him, why did he stop ? why didnt he run in and stop crowley and broly. and even since he drove them off, two of his fellow soldiers were killed by grdar...he didnt blame grdar, he blamed himself, even if they were human trash, he still felt bad..
it seemed that something terrible happened to everyone he met, would grdar be killed, what about the healer and the tal'arair, would they die too? the only person he had been near lately and had nothing happen to him was therron, his trainer and the leader of his battalion.
sudenly he was sucked from the pain of his thought back into the real world. he looked around, based on the looks of discontent on everyones faces, he assumed that everyone had heard it.

"grdar, what the hell was that flint asked.

beat him in his sleep, that ll set him straight... ... or hell burn you alive inbetween two mattreses.

is it a bb gun or an airsoft gun, airsoft- there being dumb...bb gun"youll shoot your eye out"

this belongs in the how to where is forum

you look in the mirror and see what you saw, you take the saw and cut the table in half, two halves make a whole and you crawl out that hole...what now.

At 2/3/11 03:22 PM, TheFarseer wrote:

At 2/3/11 03:10 PM, TheFarseer wrote: He sees the dwarf

Sorry, that was a typo.

what should it say....he sees the elf?

...the king sent his best warriors into the frozen mountainsides of dierlen, when the men reached the walls of the great dwarf city, the first great battle of the black crusades began",grdar told the story to flint,"there were many great battles during the 12 years that the black crusades went on, but with high morales, the first one was easily the bloodiest".
"did the human forces brach the city?",flint asked.
"yes",grdar said,"breifly, they stormed the city, and the battle raged for hours until the humans fell back from their attack because of losses."
"how bad was it", flint asked.
"i dont know if there is any truth to the tale",grdar said," but it is said that the drinking water still contains percentages of human and dwarf blood."
"oh...i see", flint agreed.
"eventualky, in the last years of the crusade, the king of the slain prince, still driven by revenge, enlisted help from all other human lands to strike down the dwarves, but he was received poorly. nearly insane, he turned half his forces to his neighboring countries and on both fronts his men were slaughtered. the action forever remains a black mark on the lands history",grdar began to finish the story.
"then, in a last ditch effort, the king him self went out with the remainder of his knights. he confronted the head council member of the dwarven city of dierlen, similar to a king. the king challenged the dwarven "king" to a duel, swords not hammers or axes. tje match was over quick, the dwarf king had him ,but let him live, but the opertunist king tried to stab the king in the back as he turned to walk, but the dwarf king was wise to human deceit and killed the cheat. there were a few more conflicts, but the crusades ended shortly".
"so, i suppose that you want to obtain the heart...right",flint assumed.
"yes, that would be ideal", grdar said.
"and you would like to find a way to destroy it, but not the elves...",flint asked.
"again, yes , that is a goal",the dwarf replied.
"well, i suppose we have a new"quest",flint said,"but, we need to attend to the tal'arair right now", flint said, almost taking the lead.
"agreed",grdar concurred.

your building it up too much, ive had an account for like 6 months and i think ive made 8 or 9 status updates, the only reason i got it is because i cant afford a cell phone.

why feel guilty, its just a dream...and if you do apologize, youll just damage relationships.

"wait", flint said,"are you saying that the hum....that my people have gotten a hold of this"heart".
"the only way to be sure is to see the humans with it, but still",grdar paused,"its likely in their conquest into the mines, they found it."
"and you metioned somthing about war",flint asked.
"any country that obtains the heart will have enough power to challenge any nation,any nation that is allies with that nation will be tempted to try and steal the heart and rvolution and civil war will rott the country that posses the heart from within",grdar told flint.
"so why didnt your people destroy it",flintasked.
"because, it would destroy the entire race of the elves...and,"grdar was cut off.
"and what",flint interrupted.
"and we dont know how",grdar admitted," we had agreed not to try, but eventually, one meber of the council tried to destroy it, but even with our strongest men and weapons, we couldnt destroy the item"
"alright,go on", flint said.
"well, we knew that the longer we waited , the more civil unrest would brew in our kingdom,so we hid it in a mine shaft and told the populace that it was lost ",grdar continued the story," the people begged for crusades and search parties to find the object."
"well, what happend", flint asked.
"we sent men out, but didnt tell them that the item was locked securley away,and eventually the other races were informed of the items supposed dissapearence. eventually we had other lands search parties trudging on our mountain sides. eventually there were conflicts that put stress of the relation ship between the dwarven kingdom and the rest of the lands, and one day, when the prince of a human kingdom was killed in one of these conflicts...then war broke out."
"and the black crusades",flint asked.
"they were part of this war, when the prince was killed.......