find a cure for a cancer, is it that hard of an answer, personaly id like to get rid of all of the bees in the world, fucking bees...hunting trip thing, dont ask.
well, you could use my gammer tag... innuendo octopus, or maybe octogeddon, or how about appocapus...
carhartt t-shirt with a breast pocket, wrangler pants, the cheap ones with no back pocket badge and airwalk shoes that were on sale and my cordouroy camel hat with a button that says..." are you dying for a cigarette?"
newgrounds is like a your sister in a mini-skirt...everyone takes a peek, then never look again...ever.
um, other than people looking up the two words that comprise my name...not very much, plus i havent been on lately...
what do you call a muslim flying a plane?
a highjac----
a pilot you rascist!
woodrow wilson
created federal reserved and we stomped in ww1 under his leadership, and a shit ton more.
well, if that technology could be acheived, it probab ly coulnt be directed back to the origional source.
i was thinking about it...if cartoons were real, that shit would be fucked up.
Scooby Doo- daphne would be raped everytime she was caught, not to mention there would be tons of violent murders and everyone in scooby doo would probably be dead by now, there just a bunch of dumb kids anyways.
Pokemon- Ash is michael vic, brock is in prison for the daterapes he would have undinabley commited, team rocket would be dead considering they fall like a mile in every episode, and im pretty sure pokemon would kill humanity.
looney tunes- first off, all of them, dead, with real physics, they wouldnt last too long. just saying
and yes, i know, there cartoons, they don't make sense, but im just entertaining a thoguht , so quit picking out little flaws and bitching about them because you cant think of a good idea to contribute...
stewies still one, and were in what, season 10 of family guy...oh, and if pokemon was real, ash would be michael vic...
likeley go on a shooting spree with an 18" sawed off pump shot gun with a pistol grip. but then again, im perfectly sane
when the sexual tension of main characters die in a show, the show is soon to follow...actually think about the show with them together, it would cralw one more season, max.
im just gonna step up and say this, the last post was in no way associated with the story , it some some proverse shit from some asshole, he should be banned from the writting forum, but enough for that. please enjoy reading our story from here on, and to the troll, please stop desecrating our story. if anyone wishes to add a charcter, run it by either earphonesan, the farseer or my self and well talk to each other about it.
-KRB
You are in a perpetual quest to find the new, the exciting. Emotionally volatile, you are known for sudden changes of opinion, of appreciation, and behavior. Following rules and established methods is difficult for you and the difficulties of higher education are usually quite daunting. Knowledge is best gained through an intimate association with the matter at hand. Usually driven by attitudes and desires of the group, you are talented in an established field of endeavor. Emotions come and go without a strong understanding of their causes. They are unexpected guests in an otherwise placid landscape. You live by your own codes of conduct, which can be noble or terrible depending on the individual. Authority is meaningless to you. You hate to be predictable, at all costs. Rarely verbally effusive, you can at times feel as if your feelings are too deep for words. You are very observant, but rarely express these observations to others.
although this is accurate in some respects, i must say...What The Fuck!
"You think what he said was true", flint asked nilus.
"Why lie", Nilus responded cooly.
"Well, then i guess the heart is still in caelorn", Flint proclaimed.
"yes, but waht about the other thing", Nilus asked as if Flint had forgotten.
"I doubt we'll need to worry about that", Flint assured Nilus.
the cart rolled on the bumoy trail to caelorn, Flint and Nilus were ever watchful waiting for another attack. the sun had begun to rise and crimson and pech danced on the horizon.
In the back, Grdar fondeled the artifact, and thought about it," why was it herem were could they have gotten it, they must have mistaken it for a mere decorated stone , not knowing what it really was".
The finding of the artifact still bewildered Grdar terrible, but he tried to put it further back in his mind and pccupy him self with more pressing matters.
"Caelorn isnt far from here", Flint spoke aloud," its walls should crest any moment".
"So, exactely how are we going to get into the palace?", Nilus asked Flint.
"That I'm not entierly sure of Nilus, but im sure a solution will present its self", flint reassured Nilus.
"there", Nilus spoke," the walls of caelorn, alas, we have arrived, i was beggining to think this was gonna last longer than that rainstorm that kept me in the caves for two days",Nilus borught up one of the stories of his past.
"Why couldnt you go out in the rain again", Flint asked trying to recall.
"I didnt want to get my ass wet", nilus laughed.
"yeah, thos muels do get rank when damp", Flint laughed back.
Flint took a deep breath, Combat. This was his time to shine, but could he? The five men had left there horses, mistake, They should have sent an amount equal to the number of targets and kept the other two on mounted advantage, stupid.
Then again, there were men off to the side, he couldn't see them, but that arow didn'come from thin air. One arow, one man, but there were probably atleast five, and atleast two were aimed at him.
Flint thougt quickly, five men, on foot, swords only, no shileds, the swords wern't standard military, so they were'nt tained formally, but their skilled should'nt be underestimated. In the trees, atleast one, probably five, wileding recurve bows, probably iron tips, for cost.
Nilus was stepping down from the cart. That meant that they had two of us pinned down. they could'nt now about grdar, atleast they have a slight advantage there.
as flint was thinking a million miles a minuts, Nilus was walking towards the men, trying to sway their crooked minds.
"You want to accept our goods", he said calmly, as if he was completely defenseless.
"They are but little and valueless", he continued, trying to make the goods unapplicable and of no value.
"Fine 'den, but we'll take a lit'ol look in der in ya don't mind", the apparently lead bandit replied.
A the situation brewed , grar was rumaging as quietly as he could through the card for anything, anything useful, anything that could augment the element of surprise and take the situation in thier favor. He was leaving no stone unturned.
Ater moments that past like minutes, grdar finally found something of use. I was an artifact he had heard of, it was the light of dierlen. Hw did this scum get thier hands on this, I was considered was of the lost treasures during the black crusades. This could come in handy, especially in this specific perdicament.
The light of dierlen was a stone, it was the shape od a cylinder, but was large and flat, somewhat like a hammer, not unexpected for the dwarves. It was only six inches long, but covered in verses apon verses in the book of ar'kalian, which is dwarvish for arcane.
"we have but little", nilus continued in his sly ways, weaving calming , subliminal word into each sentance. It didn't work.
"Alright then, lets see your currnecy", the bandit yelled, probably not having used such a sophisticated word in years.
Knowing they had no money, Nilus pulled his knife. Flint knew it to be time and went to lunge at the closest bandit, but before any blows were exchanged or any arrows shot, a blinding light came from the cart. It did'nt hit Flint or Nilus as their backs were turned.
The bandits tried to shiled there eyes, but the light seemed to pierce through flesh and bone. Flint dove foword and stabbed the closest bandit in one jerking motion. His sword slied through his flesh, cracking the mans ribs and slicinf his lungs open. It exploded out his back, severing his spine. the man fell to the ground, dead before gravity could take effect.
Nilus ran into the woods, knowing that the bow men posed a huge tactical advantage for the bandits. he sliced the coratid artery on one and span around to slice the jugular on another. he son two more men. Flint was one off on his guess.
Flint, in a more merciful attack, hit one of the other bandits in the head with the broad side of his sword, rendering him unconcious. Flint then turned his gaze to another bandit. ths one was flailing his sword in a blind effort to his something and Flint watched in awe as he slice one of the other bandits arms off. To help everyone, flint knocked him unconscious in the same fashion as the other.
Nilus ran up to the other two men, they were near each other. he grabbed one, who let his arrow fly into the sky, and bashed his head into a tree. Crude for nilus, but effective and non'lethal. Nilus watched as Flint knocked the fourth badit unconscious and saw that he hadn;'t anynedd to kill this one. Nilus ran up behind the last bowman and choked him until he fell unconcious like the others.
As Flint knocked the fourth bandit unconscious, he felt a sword on his knec. It was the leader.
"now, if any of yer bastards move ah inch, il slice you clean through". the leader yelled.
"ill do it, i-", but he was slienced by grdars massive war hammer slamminmg into he face.
Ater they all gained a little composer, flint spoke.
"Tanks Gdar..but", Fint trailed off.
"But what, i saved your life", he growled.
"Wil, two things...first", he started", you chucked a hammer two inches from my head, what if you hit me".
"I wouldnt, be that bad", Gdar tried to pacify Fint.
"Binging me to my secod point, you broke his jaw, what if he had information...".
"I suppose your right, Grdar said, then cursed under his breath.
Once one of the bandits regained conciousness, Flint began to grill the injured man.
"What do you know", Flint yelled in his face.
"Nothing", the man pleaded.
"What do you know ",Flint repeated him self.
"Nothing ",the man replied ,helpless.
"What of caelorn", Flint yelled, hoping that he knew something
"I heard some men", the bandit blurted out.
Flint paused," go on...".
"i heard a guard, he sopke of an artiface", the man said, bargaining his life for information.
"go on", Flint pushed for more.
"uh..uh.. well...."
"well, i think this is finally it", flint said back to nilus as they approached felixes," do either of you need to run in for anything?"
"no, i am set for the trip", nilus said.
"all good", grdar mumbled from the cart.
flint ran in, felix was sitting on his sofa, the dwarf maid and allolari were out of sight...which was good.
"uncle, we are off", flint said.
"be safe", felix said, not wanting to prolong the good bye yet again.
"good bye uncle", flint said, closingthe door. he took a deep breath, then got back in place.
nilus pulled the riegns on the horse and they took off. once they had exit pridians outskirts, flint got up on the cart, since it was getting dark and he didnt much want to trek the 12 miles to caelorn.
they didnt pass anyone on the way there, no one traveled at night, except bandits. the centered few miles on the route to caelorn from pridian was a dangerous area. it wasnt long before they were noticed, but they wernt attacked until the center of the journey.
"grdar, how are you doing back there", flint yelled back.
"fine", he said sarcastically.
"hes alright", nilus said," hes just upset about being cooped up like goods".
nilus and flint exchanged the small talk as they approached caelorn, inside, they were all a little uncertain of how this would play out. thoguh none of them would bring it to the surface.
"whats that", flint asked.
"it looks like...a downed cart", nilus said.
"keep going nilus", flint siad.
"why, they are in need of help", nilus argued.
"because, there likely bandits", flint said.
"and if there not", nilus said.
"uhhh.. guys, we have company", grdar said, adreesing the five riders approaching from the rear.
the day the dump the death penalty is the day muder rates go up...oh, and shouldnt this be in the political forum?
At 3/2/11 08:16 PM, Phobotech wrote: From what I understood, they have a switch one holds down to use it. So when you let go, it just turns off...it explains how in the movies whenever it gets knocked out of their hands it turns off, and it could provide a theory when they're throwing the lightsaber like a projectile, they're using the force to hold the button down.
i dont wanna nerd it up, but vader clearly throws his saber in the second( fifth) film, it stay on...
"well, no, im sorry talin, but you ", grdar approached the subject a little carfully," arnt fit to protect your self...allolari can"
"but if we are disguised, there wont be any danger", the nirlin argued further.
"and if we are discovered i will have to protect you, which distacts me from a fight , that could cause flint or nilus there lives", grdar brought up a strong issue.
"but-", the nirlin was cut off.
"if i thought i could saftley bring you, i would, and we wont be gone that long, just till we can determine a few details, so , im sorry, but you cant go talin", grdar finished strongly.
the nirlin sighed."please grdar", she tried one last plea".
"no, if theres one thing i wont do...its take a nirlin into the center of a fight,that would be...irresponsible", grdar said, struggling for the last word.
"well, i think its settled then", flint stepped in, hoping to silence another plea from the nirlin," you will hide in the cellar while we risk our necks to save this land....or die".
everyone could sense that flint was getting annoyed by the constant distractions. one person missing, some one not wanting to stay.
"okay, now, me and nilus are going to go find a cart while you", flint spoke to grdar," stay here with the elf and nirlin".
flint almost pushed nilus out of the door on the way out.
"he seems rushed", grdar said after they left.
"you seem rushed", nilus said to flint.
"im just tired of the detours, we have a task at hand, and if i dont say so myself, we are putting this land at greater peril for waiting so long to leave".
flint went on as they searched for a cart.
flint and the others had all made it back to felix's house again. this time they would finally depart to caelorn to find the source of the discontent in the land. everyone was accounted for and they were finally preparing to voyage the short 12 miles to caelorn.
flint said good bye to uncle as grdar said good bye to the dwarf made and all goodbyes were soon said..., but one. grdar and nilus, although feudfull and untrusting of each other, cared for the elf, as friends and protectors.
when grdar tried to say goodbye to allolari , she was unreceptive.
whether it was conveyed ealrier or not , the elf saw no reason to stay , and to not go with grdar and nilus. as grdar and nilus tried to reason with allolari,who seemed to feel betrayed, felix approached flint with an item.
"flint, i see you still have the sword we made years ago", felix said.
"yes, i haveheld it dear through my times away, as a part of my past, and aside from you and this house, it really is all i have of my past", flint told his uncle.
"i have a present for you flint", felix said.
"what uncle", flint asked curiously.
felix extended flints sword to flint, it had a luster that flint hadnt seen in more than two years.
even the gold inlay on the handle of the sword seemed to glow in the sunlight. flint took the gift from his uncle and examined it.
it shined, but flint wondered if felix took the time to sharpen it. flint rested the blade on his finger, then ifted it. he saw a thin red line where blood had already risen to the surface of the skin.
"sharp enough to split hairs", flint commented felix on his work.
"and i saw that your sheath was tattered, so i boguht you this...i would have made one, but i feared that i wouldnt have the time to finish it", felix said, handing flint a new sheathe. it was immaculate. the main color of the sheathe was a dark blue, almost black. there was a celtic cross made of white gold imptinted in the front of the sheath with thin strands of yellow gold straming from the ring of the celtic cross.
"i thought, since your trying to free this land of tyranny and bring peace washing over it, the glowing cross surrounded by darkness seemed fitting", felix said.
"uncle, i love it", flint said and hugged his uncle.
fflint had finished his buisness...but they wernt quite ready to go...there was still the buisness with allolari to deal with...
its fun to be white now.....but im pretty sure that in 200 years...we will be a minority...or we will all be closey amix of a races...but what do i know.
"grdar...let it be...please, for me", talin said.
grdar sighed deeply," fine let the ..beast go ".
at first noting happened, but grdar shot allolari a sharp glance and she relenquished the vines holding the thing in place. it jumped up and looked around, as if it was scared. then after a few seconds it looked as if though lost in thought, then ran off.
"so...when, ugh", flint stuttered a bit.
"err..when they gonna hang you?...well, tormorrow morning...they like to let you hang for a few days..unless someone else does something worthy of hanging."
"thats...well, im sure ill be saved by something", flint said.
"yeah, sure, i see that happening ...", therron mocked the condemned.
Boom, the wall exploded .
"what the hell is that", therron yelled.
"hey...grdar is it", felix asked," you think maybe...uh, since that thing is tracking you guys... that maybe they might go after flint".
"ohhhhh", nilus said a little out of character," we should depart immedietly".
" i...i...", grdar said.
nilus stopped and looked at grdar...his hand, it was broken, he could easily get him self killed.
"grdar, ill go by my self.", nilus said, trying to lift guilt.
"no, a foolish yart'nir like your self would only get flint killed, your not a neccesary risk.", grdar told nilus off a little.
"ok grdar", nilus said subsiding his argument.
grdar ran off, but as soon as grdar rounded the corner, nilus took off at almost twice the speed.
"therron let me out, we can fight it together", flint bargained.
"no, i think i can handle it", therron said, approaching th grey man.
the grey man promptly grabbed therron and tossed him back towards the wall, near flint.
the grey man grabbed the bars of flints jail cell and began bending them so he could step in. as soon as they were wide enough to step through, the grey man went to step into the cell, but was stopped when a knife flew into his arm.
the grey man looked for the source, and found nilus standing in the whole he had made. the bright out side light made nilus a sihouette, but the grey man could tell it was him. he walked toward nilus.
flint snuck out of the cell and picked up therrons sword.
the grey man pulled the knife out of his arm and began slicing at nilus.
nilus was quick to dodge the attacks, but felt that pucnhing would only prove futile, plus he could see flint sneaking up on him.
nilus kept the grey man busy untill flint pulled the sword up and jabbed it through the chest of the back man...from the back. the man screeched.
he flipped around. "damn, why wont it die!", flint yelled.
hit grabbed flint by the neck.
grdar came running around the corner.
"damnit , that yart'nir beat me here. oh, ugh, flint", grdar said.
"hhheehhllpp meee", flint wretched out of his near airless throat.
grdar threw the sword with his undominant hand, and out of sheer luck, he landed the blade right in the back of the rey mans head. flint was silent because a hand was tighly squeezed around his throat...but he was terrified when his sword slid about two inches from his chest.
the grey man dropped flint..then fell to his kneesand did.
"wow...nice shot grdar", flint said.
"well...its no hammer...but that wasnt that bad", grdar said in surprise.
i saw the redesign thing when i tried to log in once, but i havent seen any changes...
im gonna jump on this and point this out....what the fuck is this aura choice setup, it used to be stricly on voting style, now, it means nothing. which kinda renders this post impotent as well.
"hello flint", therron said," i see youve awoken".
"why...why did you spare me?", flint asked.
"oh, its frowned apon to kill an enemy you can easliy capture, the count perfersa nice hanging", therron informed the now seemingly condemned flint.
"oh, thats nice to hear", flint said sarcastically.
"oh, but now we have time to talk, serrilson", theron said in an eir of self confidence.
back at felixs house, three men, if you could summon the audacity to describe their current state as that, had just approachd behind nilus. they had begun attacking for a few minutes when they all realized that one of thier prey was absent. somehow, pschologically, they decided that they would hunt the last prey once they had dealt with these fooish beings.
"so, what happened after the assault on the mines?", flint asked.
"i think we both know", he said," men are men".
flint thought of war as honorable, but seeking women and children as spoils was fitted for less than dirt.
""so flint", therron asked", what happened to you?"
"well, after crowley killed nero", flint trailed off expecting an answer.
"oh, well, what provoked crowley", therron asked.
"nero shared the same prospective on how to handle war on me", flint said," so when he saw broly and crowley killing children for fun there was a slight confrontation. it ended with crowley and broly getting there faces smashed in by a dwarf."
"damn dwarves", therron said.
actually the one who killed them is ...nevermind", flint stoppedhimself before devulging information.
"so captain, tell me about these guards, they dont really seem all that dangerou". flint commented.
"yeah, there a bunch of cowards", therron admited," but then again, i wasnt allowed to train them my self, they were shipped in", .
"thats a shame, im surprised that you became a soldier of caelorn", flint said," it dosnt really suit you, i mean, wheres your motivation to act like this".
"you know how it works, if you cant beat 'em, join 'em", therron siad.
"elaborate", flint said.
"well, i dodnt want to be a part of this schism", therron siad.
"wait..it goes that deep", flint asked .
"yeah, the king of caelorn is merely a a figure head, a puppet, the count runes these lands these days", therron confesed.
"so what do you say", flint said," why dont you let me go therron?"
"sorry, no can do", therron said.
"so...anything else new"....
"alright flint", flint said to himself," you can do this, nilus has got to be in there...but, maybe, well, i guess the only way im going to find out os to look".
Flint approached the back of the compound. the whole complex was maybe 90 yards wide, a large square in general. the walls surounding the compound were 8 feet high, but flint was able to climb it as it was made of rounded stones in mortar.
outside of the main complex was a large courtyard, it seemed inpractical...but it did look nice. he dropped from the wall quietly, and snuck over to some hedges. he surveyed the area better from there.
there were five guards , they seemed to have a set pattern of walking. flint watched for about ten minutes, then ran across the court yard to another set of hedges, roughly in the middle of the length between the wall and the compound.
from here, flint saw that he couldnt get in that back door unless he took down tree guards...and if he wanted to go completely unnoticed...he would have to take all five down.
back at felix's house, everyone was discussing current events.
"this is your fault nilus, flint left looking for you", grdar set the blame on niluses shoulders.
nilus siged," yes, your right grdar, i should have come home earlier, but events transpred that called my attention.".
"did you consider dropping by to tell us, so flint wouldnt have gone out into the town suseptable to the soldiers of caelorn?" grdar argued.
"i didnt think anyone would come looking forme, i was mistaken, but instead of you blaming me, why dont we go out and look for flint.", nilus tried to make reason.
"ok, me and you", grdar was cut off.
"you?", nilus asked," your people are at war with caelorn, and the humans in general, theyd spot you in a moment, then you'd surely be executed".
anger washed over grdars face as he realized that he areed with that yart'nir, he siged," fine, you can take your new friend and look for our younge friend.
"hey guys", talin spoke up," flint left his sword and shield.
flint pulled a small hammer from his belt, it was for black smithing, so he knew it well. he watched and watched and after a few minutes, he finally found a way to take them down without alarming any of them.
he took the one on the corner closest to the compound first. he pounded the hammer into his head, not enough to deal a fatal blow, but he rendered the soldier unconscious.
the sodier in the center was just turning the corner around the fountain in the center when flint dodged to another set of hedged and dropped the guard on the consecutive corner from the one he had just taken the guard down at.
he took the other three down the same way, the whole process took about 45 seconds. as he was holding the unconcious body of the guard in the arms...he made eye contact with the guard.
"hey, you, let him go', the guard shouted.
flint released the man and he fell to the ground, limp," hows that?".
the man went to blow a whistle hanging around his neck, but flint picked up a shiled from the fallen man and threw it like a frisbee. it hissed where he aimed, but still hit the mans shin, knocking him onto the ground. flint ran to him and knocked him unconscious like the others.
then claping filled the air, clap clap clap, it was omnious.
flint jumped up, looking at the source of the noise.
"you", flint said.
"well done...serrilson", the captain siad.
"since when are you with the soldiers of caelorn", flint asked.
"well, when i heard that they were invading pridian, i knew i had heard that name somewhere...it was from you", the captian said.
"so, i really was your favorite ,captain", flint said.
"of course, i mean, you always challenged my authority...but i never knew you would challenge the authority of your people", the captian said, bringing up flints treason to his people.
"oh..i see, well captain...i suppose we have buisness to attend to", flint said.
the captain drew his sword," what...you dont have yours?".
"no, i didnt expect you to be here", flint belittled the rest of the human forces.
"no matter, there are fiveother swords here..and thanks to you, there not receiving any use.", therron said.
flint went over and picked upone of the swords," well, its nothing next to my old sword, butit will have to do", flint said.
flint approached therron," well old man, you ready for this?", flint mocked him
"well, im not sure if youve received any formal training with your sword since i last saw you, so i wont even break a sweat.", therron countered lingually.
flint lunged foeward with a strong stab, but the aging captainwas much quicker than he appeared. and right on top of flint, he let out a counter to the back of flints body...using the side of his blade...not the edge.
"i see your still slow serrilson", therron mocked.
"you dont know whats coming to you old man.", flint mocked further.
flint tried to land another blow, but it pretty much went down the same way. over and over, flint couldnt landa blow on therron. he was better, stronger, faster, somehow he even had more stamina than flint. and he tought flint every thing that flint know.
finally, thrron turned one of his counters into a legitament attack. leaving a 14 inch long gash across flints chest.
flint looked down as the blood began spilling from his chest. he felt sick, then fell onto the cold stone of the courtyard,unconscious. when hefinally didwake up again, hewas lying on his back, he had bandages aross his chest and he was in a jail cell...
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