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so your mom wont let you watch south park, but shes ok with you eating shrooms?

have you ever heard the song 'dance with the devil', listen to he hole song, it makes you say 'oh shit' at the end.

here have been a few james bond s over he years, whitch ones your favorite, im stuck between connery and bronson, but might have to lean toward bronson. how bout you?

you are forced into a hall way. your capture shows you four rooms. in the first room, fran dreschure. in room two, 10 kids from the its a small world ride, hopped up on sugar.room three houses 60 pounds of crap and room four a play staion 2 with a scratched up copy of grand theft auto that stopped playing after the first mission, but you still try and try and try. which one would you spend a yaer in? p.s. the rooms are 8x8.

oh..no, the last thing we need are 800 year old russians.

you were watching...who? did they know about it? were you seeing someone? then they shut there curtains and you finally found the time to free your hands up and make your second post.well, whatever. but you shouldnt make an innocent "oh look, im on newgrounds 'tee hee' " post cause the newgrounders are like paranahs, i just spelt that wrong, and they will skeletize you in under two minutes.

the news station execs must have been high on moddle airplane glue to air that mess, cause if thats real, canada has the capability to launch a neuk, clearly here both fake.

i dont think a rocket made of popsicle sticks is going to get too far.

oh, well, i didnt do anything, but it works now... and its tails the fox, looking like solid snake from metal gear solid.

i changed my profile picure, saved the changes and everyhing, but for some reason it reamains the same, why? anyone?

that must have been a great present for your 31st birthday.

At 7/26/10 12:22 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote:

At 7/26/10 12:19 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:

At 7/26/10 12:18 AM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: I know I can google it but I'm feeling a bit lazy so I'm just gonna ask, what is a "Meter Maid"?

and I'd like to be a famous rock n' roll scientist.

Are you retarded? A meter maid is a person who collects change from parking meters.

Well excuse me princess!
How the hell am I supposed to know that? Not everybody lives near those things.

thats the dumbest shit ive ever heard, how don you know what a meter maid is? are you doing this on pupose or are you just dumb, do you know what an icecream man is, how about a teacher, go away.

you sells you your drugs. whats your favorie fumigated house to hang out in?which paren dropped you first, cause that is some crazy shit to think up.

shes like the rest.she does drugs. shell be pregnant soon, shes the next britney spears.

coming back from the coffin at a wake, all eyes on you and little you..

At 4/9/10 03:37 PM, igott wrote: I propose that all users with under a month old will be raped!

Come on guys, we know that the newbies need to learn where their place is.
All agreed, say 'I'!

your just looking for a reason for others to validate your sick habits you freak, youll probably create an account tormorrow
in hopes you will get raped
p.s. i had an account, i didnt like the name, so dont try to pull off the your under a month old thing, freak.

At 7/21/10 02:15 AM, sumidiotdude wrote: I'm Nicholas Cage.

dont grow a mustache, youll turn evil and shoot small children with a high powered rifle.

he loves me , he loves me not. its french, we watched in it film class. its got the chick from the davinci code. the chick is shown to have an affair with a married man, fairly normal, then they tarrentino it to the start and show the guys point of view. it turns out its all in her head, shes a pycho. and heres a taste, she gives his pregnant wife an abortion...with a scooter.watch it, its crazy, but all in french.

its at kmart, alright...

maybe your at the store to buy condoms and something catches your eye, you think, what the hell would the cashier think if i bought these togeher? what is it?

i think ...chocolate sauce.

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