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At 11/11/10 01:18 PM, Ptero wrote:

At 11/11/10 01:11 PM, paradigmvulpes wrote: i like this one.
took the picture myself.

No you didn't.

boing.

oh, but i did. i took it on a school camera for my photography class.should i go back and take the same picture, zoomed out, with somone in the picture, will that please you? will it?

i got nohing, but then what should sepluvmgidarap resullt?

i like this one.
took the picture myself.

china.

glasses all the way

At 11/7/10 10:58 PM, reverend wrote: Not currently. There are murmurings of a Lit Portal in the future, but that's yet to be seen. As of now, you can only share works in the Writing Forum.

thank you reverand

At 11/7/10 10:44 PM, darkrchaos wrote: If Zombies attacks i going to get one of those John Deere tracker that chop up the field.

a combine?

is there some way i could submit literature on new grounds in a way similar to a flash or audio?

well....zombie blood is contagous right?...and shotguns dont have a very impresive range, are you following? now if you shoot a zombie with a shot gun and get its blood in any of your orifices, your dead. if you cut one up with a chainsaw, youll be covered head to toe with infecto bloodo and what if your not srong enough to beat a zombie to death? the lesson of the story? have a rifle or a pistol, and be able to run fast.

you realize tha would look like a penis, so why sont you just come out and say, it want jiant flying penis's!

if it was stylish

At 11/7/10 09:46 PM, thelittleemo wrote: I tried it before with a goat. Didn't work like I thought it would.

ive seen some pretty fucked up on NG, and thas gotta be atleast top 10

if you could genetically alter any animal in any way, how would you do it.
id either make puppie and kitens that never grow up or a fox with two tails that could fly...

im impressed that you got the vulpes part right

Philomath
small town in Oregon where people go to rope cattle, cut down trees, and shoot spotted owls. It is also inaccurately defined as the "love of learning". Philomath is the bitch step-sister of Corvallis, an infinitely cooler town, yet only two or three miles away. Refer to the definition of Corvallis. Philomath is also not a safe place for queers. It's really only a nice place for meth fiends and dipshit rednecks.

damn righ, queers aint safe back in philomath.

flash camera

i dontget it

jesus

heres my logic. if you believe in god and your wrong, nothing happens. if you don't beleive in god, and your wrong, you burn in hell...forever.

why do women have boobs?

so you have something o look at when your talking to them.

heres the challenge. next time you have a headache, try to masterbait. all you feel is a throbbing pain in the head, i couldnt finish, can you?

well, a simple, whats your phobia would have suficed, but anyways, i am scared of bees

At 11/3/10 12:47 AM, Esshole wrote:

At 11/3/10 12:45 AM, Esshole wrote: Yes, mostly the news.

Well, don't know why I linked you there ... thiswould have been better.

well done, you answered my question in full...i dont think tha has ever happened to me on newgrounds.

has new grounds ever been on TV, a movie, or even a damn song? i mean, is been around what, ten years?

maybe we should dial this out a little...has new grounds ever been mentioned on TV?

type o blood, universal donor bitch.

obama. we need another republican in the white house.

sounds like a paradise. how about you stop acting like micheal moore and be glad you dont live in africa, ya democrat...oh and uh...thread resuurection.

id be more worried about a virus, or bacteria.

the thread savior says live, this thread has fallen, but i shall ressurect it. be no weary of peole on the street, but just black guyes dressed like gangsters, they have knives...have a nice day.