Hilary Clinton doesn't want to help the country. She wants to help herself, and nothing more

He's obnoxious, racist, and steals his material

Hey, asshole. You misspelled "weak"

Oh irony, thy name is razorraven

idiot

At 1/27/08 01:14 PM, kindmortal wrote:

At 1/27/08 01:13 PM, ParachuteFish wrote:

You can't possibly be there to beat her when she's acting up

Wife beating red neck.

Without a hyphen, that sentence puts a very funny image in my mind

Go, wife! Go!

Personally, I liked the special effects

Long-distance relationships never work out. You know why?

You can't possibly be there to beat her when she's acting up

You can eat those things like gummy lifesavers

At 1/22/08 07:10 PM, McPaper wrote:

At 1/22/08 07:03 PM, ParachuteFish wrote: (the Japanese 4chan)

urgh

Indeed

At 1/22/08 07:05 PM, DepressedStone wrote: I've seen people troll 2ch.

Just go over to one of their boards (Pick a populated one; they have a lot of boards) and start talking in English.

Massive shitstorm will commence.
Also, threaten that American will nuke them again for added comedic value.

I would if I could find my way around that site. It's all written in satanic symbols or something

A while ago, some prick on 2chan (the Japanese 4chan) made a really good photoshop of the SSBB roster, as well as a video with some sound effects. Now all of the kiddies on NSider2 are losing their minds over whether it's real or not

I don't know what to do. I've tried barrel rolls, raping them, dangling my testicles, both NOTHING helps!

I'm mainly concerned about the baby with the writing on her hands. School is going to be tough for her

Just kidding. She doesn't exist

Hey guys, wanna hear a raid joke?

At 1/20/08 06:12 PM, Midna555 wrote: He can talk to any animal submersed in water. He's Aquaman, not Fishman.

Bullshit

At 1/16/08 06:35 PM, DrClay wrote: I thought about that episode of spongebob where the fish says "BIG MEATY CLAWS" to Mr.Krabs

Same here, surprisingly enough

At 1/20/08 06:07 PM, Bomshaw wrote: Aquaman = Aquatic Man.

Whale = Aquatic Mammal.

Tiger = Not fucking aquatic.There are no aquatic cats

Though I can be wrong.

So is it the water that makes him able to communicate with the animals? If I drowned a puppy, could he talk to it?

Hypothetically

What the hell qualifies what Aquaman can or can't talk to? If he can talk to a whale, which is a fucking mammal, why can't he talk to a tiger?

Can he only talk to something that is wet? Does that mean he can sometimes talk to turtles?

What a prick

Do you, by chance, happen to own any sharp knives?

At 1/12/08 05:28 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 1/12/08 05:26 PM, ParachuteFish wrote: The online Wii game with good online is Metal of Honor: Heroes 2. Brawl's online sucks donkey testicles,

Sure, judge a game that isn't out until September.

so don't buy it expecting XBox Live quality

Yeah, don't be expecting lag, 50 pounds a year, and under 13 year olds.

...the fuck?

Brawl comes out February 10th, dumbshit. And yes, I know how the online works because I check the site regularly. Nintendo's online sucks, and it's a fact that has to be faced

The online Wii game with good online is Metal of Honor: Heroes 2. Brawl's online sucks donkey testicles, so don't buy it expecting XBox Live quality

Why the fuck would you expect Galaxy to have online?

if you want people to stop hating them, they should make some decent music for a change

They should turn it into an ice cream flavor

Delicous

I found out why he's taking his pants off...

I can respect people enough for being gay, but the real flamboyant ones annoy the hell outta me

Yes, that means the "flamers"

You're a fucking maroon.

Get a blood test

Well, I blammed it. Brought it down one hundredth of a point

Tell your friend to submit something worthwhile

Dude, I would SO fight crime if I were him!

The AI sucks donkey balls

At 11/16/07 10:30 PM, Nophlin wrote: Excellent game? It has Sonic AND Mario in the same game and it's in the Olympics. What is more shitty than that?

You're an idiot and didn't even read the post

Please let this sink

At 11/16/07 10:28 PM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: I usually don't say this...but this thread is a EPIC FAILURE.

Just don't post. I effed up the coding because I copied and pasted from a different (better) forum

Please, just let it sink