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At 11/3/10 07:18 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

At 11/3/10 07:08 PM, Par0xysM wrote: Pardon me, but seeing as how my join date is fairly recent, and my posts aren't much, how would this alleged ranking system affect me?

Thou art a servant to us in the higher ranks.
Fetch me my Mtn. Dew, will thou?

Wouldst thou like thine Mountain dew in the special porcelain china, or the golden chalice?

At 11/3/10 09:21 PM, The-Psycho-Ragdoller wrote: Nah, you're not an assh**e, you just keep it real, like me.

Why did you censor the word "hole" and not the word "ass"?

You joined in '09 just like me, so you really have no room to complain about how Newgrounds 'used' to be..

A complaint thread about people who complain! Oh the irony!!

Maybe it's because you really are as asshole.

Pardon me, but seeing as how my join date is fairly recent, and my posts aren't much, how would this alleged ranking system affect me?

I now know what you're afraid of. May I please have your name, address, and social security number?

Duane and BrandO, of course!

At 11/3/10 05:53 PM, LIBPUCKCHICK wrote: IT IS REQUIRED THAT YOU HAVE OVER 100,000 FUCKING EXP BEFORE YOU ATTAIN LEVEL 61!!

I understand you perfectly.

The people who wear those as a fashion are tools.

At 11/1/10 08:22 PM, orangekiller wrote: An episode dedicated to cockjokes? Boring.

Right, I mean if people wanted cock jokes they should just come here in the first place.

Dude, I've been doing that for years.

My LG Env, and a 64GB iPod touch, and some lint.

Reeses! My absolute favorite.

Like boyfriends?

At 10/31/10 10:50 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: things we've acheived, or girlfriends and what-not...

But you said we're all either gay or ugly, so how do any of us show of girlfriends that we don't have?

At 10/31/10 07:20 PM, Crink wrote:

At 10/31/10 04:16 PM, Par0xysM wrote: One of my absolute favorite games.

stronghold crusader, extrem edish

You are correct, sir.

Yes I have, quite embarrassing, but then I put headphones in.

Oh, I'll give you something to eat, if you know what I mean.

I hope you like cyanide laced Kit-Kats.

I'm gonna post on the BBS.

Never, because I live a mile outsider town, with only a couple of neighbors.

One of my absolute favorite games.

Funny, I remember posting in a thread very similar to this one the other day, only the other thread was better sourced and easier to read..

Invader Zim, oh yeah.

Why not just stick a tube of deodorant up your crack to stop the smell? That's what I do, but then people ask me what that shape in my pants is instead.

It'll okay, with the help of our psychiatry, I'm sure you can get around this roadblock in your life.

Gotta admit, these level icons are pretty sweet.

I might participate and see how hairy I can get.

a.) Attempt to talk things through or do some explaining to her.
b.) Beat the living shit out her.