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Response to: I need insults for... Posted October 13th, 2010 in General

At 10/13/10 12:20 AM, rapperdude678 wrote:
At 10/13/10 12:18 AM, quagmire690 wrote: 4 things
1: respect your elders
2: your a level 2 09, with 90 posts ... lame
3: i present my somewhat followers (that are all more experienced then you) who are saying the same thing as me
4: we here at NG dont support hate in the real world, we will not help you to achieve your goal.
Just shutup if your not gonna help with the conversation, dude.

Tell him you're a little bitch who can't come up with his own insults and has to resort to asking people on the internet for help.

Response to: I remember you whippersnappers. Posted October 13th, 2010 in General

I would make a sarcastic remark, but you've been a member here longer than me.

Who the fuck are you?
Response to: Elderly people whoop ass. Posted October 12th, 2010 in General

With a small wrench as a weapon, pretty sure a lot of people could whoop his ass.

Response to: The coolest thing you've ever done. Posted October 12th, 2010 in General

I once choked a man with his own intestines for looking at me weird. But that's not nearly as badass as what you did, man.

Response to: Homecoming Dance. Posted October 12th, 2010 in General

During our homecoming dance, the school's junior english teacher stood in the middle of the dance floor and made sure everyone dancing together weren't too close together. Pissed us all off.

Response to: If you could use your level icon... Posted October 12th, 2010 in General

To hold a flower arrangement that matches my living room decor.

Response to: I'm coming out of the closet... Posted October 12th, 2010 in General

At 10/12/10 05:19 PM, jak3434 wrote:
At 10/12/10 05:19 PM, Par0xysM wrote: You like men?
Theres nothing wrong with that.

Pardon me, but did I ever say there was something wrong with that?

Response to: I'm coming out of the closet... Posted October 12th, 2010 in General

You like men?

Response to: What's your emote? Posted October 12th, 2010 in General

At 10/12/10 05:11 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
At 10/12/10 05:09 PM, Willy-J wrote:
At 10/12/10 04:15 PM, PwntToast wrote:
At 10/12/10 03:59 PM, alucard048 wrote: Expressionless
Expressionless
Expressionless
C-C-Combo breaker!

Express-ful.

Response to: Usernames Posted October 11th, 2010 in General

At 10/11/10 09:32 PM, Outlet wrote: Especially that awesome dude, Outlet. Man, I wish I was him.

Doesn't everyone?

Response to: Sydney? Posted October 11th, 2010 in General

I don't know if I'm up to answering your question. You called me a fucker.

Response to: Bullshit Super Bracelets Posted October 11th, 2010 in General

I've tried one of the balance bracelets before. The person made me stand on one leg and do shit with and without the bracelet. I actually noticed a bit of a difference in my balance when I had the bracelet on, but it didn't compel me to buy one.

Response to: A retarded girl at my school Posted October 11th, 2010 in General

Yes, I have tons of dumbass bitches at my school. Who doesn't.

Response to: Your Death Meter Posted October 11th, 2010 in General

May 3, 2083.

Response to: Art art art art Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

At 10/10/10 08:14 PM, Willy-J wrote:
Can we plz have an emoticon with a monocle?

That would be amazing.

Response to: Trolls before the internet Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

At 10/10/10 08:57 PM, PwntToast wrote: Fred Phelps is the ultimate troll.

Ooh, good one. We had a debate in history class on what he's been doing. It pains to me know that the majority of my class are either VERY good trolls, or are VERY incompetent.

Response to: High Society Club Posted October 10th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

It is good to see a new able-bodied fellow in our presence. I shall await word from his return with much anticipation.

Response to: Fallout 3 Posted October 10th, 2010 in Video Games

Really? Ever since the beginning of the game I had an overabundance of both ammo and stimpacks, plush I put quite a few of my skill points into my medicine, so my stimpacks did more for me. Do you not pick up ammo from the people you kills, or search any of the items around you for lootable material and ammunition? I personally thought Fallout 3 was a brilliant game.

Response to: Ok, no one leaves the room... Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

At 10/10/10 11:58 AM, Coop5245 wrote: Don't we have a damn hose?

It's buried beneath the pile of shit against the back of the house. Go look for it.

Response to: 10/10/10 is here Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

Why so many of the same thread..

Response to: Hair Dryer? Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

I don't use a hair dryer. I hang myself outside to dry after my shower.

Response to: I want you all to do something.. Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

Well, ok, if you really want me too..

Response to: Ok, no one leaves the room... Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

At 10/10/10 11:40 AM, SqueezyLemon wrote: Guys I need to get into the kitchen, but the door is blocked in by shit.
I think we need to clean up a little.

How are we supposed to do that? Get cleaning utensils from the garage, whose doorway also happens to be blocked with shit?

Response to: High Society Club Posted October 10th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/10/10 09:07 AM, MaraquanWocky wrote: Why, yes sir, you may! It would be quite an honor!

I shall send forth an errand boy as soon as possible!

At 10/10/10 12:25 AM, MightyJackHammer wrote: Greetings, my good fellows. While it has come to my understanding that I have only been occupying this ''website'' called this Newgrounds for approximately 7 to 8 months now, I wonder if I may join this fine establishment and engage in intelligent conversation.

Errand boy! You may join once you return with word from our General of the whereabouts of the citizens. Ride forth, my right hand! Tally ho!

Response to: Some good Bass/DnB music Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

Noisia - Stigma

The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die

The Qemists - Stompbox

Just a couple suggestions.

Response to: what should i do master NG'ers ? Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

Reprimand your dog every time you catch him chewing on your skate board.

Also, get a new one.
Response to: Animal Cruelty Laws Posted October 10th, 2010 in General

At 10/10/10 01:04 AM, misterwondafull wrote: Grow a pair of balls. We didn't become the top of the food chain by being pussies.

The above quote has complete relevance to the thread.

There's a difference between animal cruelty and killing animals for consumption.

Response to: High Society Club Posted October 10th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

At 10/9/10 06:30 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:
At 10/9/10 12:59 PM, Par0xysM wrote: Grettings, Mr. Piddlesworth there, I must inquire as to how thou would reply to thine statement if one had been slain in war?
Greetings, good sir! I am Sir Lady Wockenshire VII, I am certain you have heard of me. I had been curious as to why no soul had been here for four midnights!

Why hello Sir Lady Wockenshire VII! I have indeed heard of you, and it is an honor to be within your presence! As to your inquiry, I haven't the slightest as to where everyone has been, shall I send forth a messenger boy to retrieve word from the General of the battalion?

Response to: Any crazy Fallout 3 stories? Posted October 10th, 2010 in Video Games

Okay, Okay. Everyone get a load of this. You're going to freak when you hear about what I did. I blew up a piece of shit town filled to the brim with scum.

Hardcore motherfucker right here.
Response to: Ng Barefoot Users Club Posted October 9th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

The only time I really wear shoes and socks is when I'm outside. Other than that, I don't like wearing them. I also play drums with bare feet.