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At 10/27/10 06:00 PM, shooter190 wrote:

At 10/27/10 05:57 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: So what do you need help with?

Most of them were my friends, like I said, and I do not want to lose them.

It's not that we don't care about your personal life, but these suggestions are very legitimate.

Grab her cock, then rape her.

That's a petty reason to get into a fist fight over. Have you tried TALKING to him and demanding he give it back yet? If that fails, then it's whatever. Throw punches if you really think that's the right way to go.

At 10/27/10 05:37 PM, Cryoma wrote:

At 10/27/10 05:35 PM, Par0xysM wrote: Am I the only one who enjoys participating in the event of decorating my home with sperm?

Well, no...

Ok, good. Just makin' sure.

I recently read Desperation by Stephen King, it was a fairly good book, but definitely not one of his best.

Well, all I can hope is that maybe you and your friends learned something from the experience.

Assholes.

Am I the only one who enjoys participating in the event of decorating my home with sperm?

The obvious answers will be PC. Which obviously what should be chosen. No more needs to be said after the chart posted above.

How many more times is this going to be brought up?

The most annoying video game sounds has to be from the RTS Tzar. The sound effects are loud, and repeat themselves for some reason. Fucking annoying as hell.

None, because I own no PS3.

"What happens if I do this?"

During a final standoff in an epic battle where you are the only remaining survivor. Anything less than that is considered being a pussy.

At 10/25/10 07:56 AM, Decky wrote:

Seeing as I am refreshing the roster I must ask what is your name (High society name e.g. Sir Decky of Cheshire).
The name is Mr. Piddlesworth, my good man.

At 10/23/10 06:23 PM, skochito wrote: The horse then attempts to rape the bartender, and the bartender says...

Fuck, that horse just tried to rape me.

At 10/21/10 11:33 AM, Decky wrote:

At 10/20/10 05:04 PM, Par0xysM wrote: Please pardon my incompetence, Sir Decky of Cheshire. I believe I meant I would very much enjoy my wine in a golden diamond studded chalice.

Sir Decky of Cheshire - Good, good. No need to go as far as a golden chalice, dear boy. A humble crystal wine glass would do. Anyway, a new fellow here you are, so let us celebrate in a timely manner. Let us fetch the aged whiskey and cigars.

I say, Sir Decky, that is a very kind gesture indeed, I am honored to be a part of this celebration!

There is absolutely no denying that I came when I saw the picture. Please.. I must have it!

Hooray, maybe in another million posts I'll win.

At 10/19/10 06:37 PM, Decky wrote:

At 10/19/10 05:40 PM, Par0xysM wrote: Hello, Mr. Piddlesworth here.

Sir Decky of Cheshire - Good evening.

I do say, I wouldn't mind partaking in a cup of wine.

A cup?! Did you say a cup of wine? What social gatherings have you been attending were they serve wine in cups? I would question the quality of that wine, good sir. I can't imagine it is much better then the lowly wines of a peasent.

I wouldn't use that horrible, fetid liquid to clean my garden of vermin let alone grace my stomach.

Please pardon my incompetence, Sir Decky of Cheshire. I believe I meant I would very much enjoy my wine in a golden diamond studded chalice.

Hello, Mr. Piddlesworth here. I do say, I wouldn't mind partaking in a cup of wine.

I've never been afraid of the mirror, but when I was younger I used to get paranoid of what I might see in the reflection. Like you see in horror movies when you see the killer or someone via the mirror. That kind of stuff.

I get to look at myself every morning, and if I'm happy with what I see, I go to school.

I'm always happy with what I see.

"Hey guys, check this out!"

At 10/19/10 04:44 PM, killdog102 wrote: How about this, Anybody who does not click eats dick at night...

That makes me want to click your link.

NOT!

This will be a story to tell future generations. Good job, son.

Pawoxysm?

At 10/15/10 04:54 PM, platypuspwn wrote:

At 10/15/10 04:50 PM, GuardianBob wrote:

At 10/15/10 04:48 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 10/15/10 04:46 PM, GuardianBob wrote:

At 10/15/10 04:41 PM, The3DragonsGroup wrote:

LOL u didn't offend me but i guess u TRIED your best so i give u a E for effort :)

Shut up, you goddamn, cock sucking retard. You couldn't offend the most insecure person in the fucking world. Now, please, shut the fuck up.

He's trying to utilize reverse psychology, but is failing miserably at it. Pretty pathetic.

I took a trip to Japan several years ago to visit family who lives there. I'd have to say that was my favorite vacation. Not only did I get to visit family that I rarely ever see, but there were tons of things to do around Tokyo and the food was splendid.

But my mom told me I'm not a fucking idiot..

I either listen to music or play drums. Drums help because not only am I receiving a creative outlet, I get to beat the shit out of something.