At 9/9/09 07:11 PM, DaDrunkinKitteh wrote: Your cats may very well be gay. (gay cats are cool because they can't get each other pregnant) But both male and female cats piss everywhere if they are not fixed.

Seriously? I think you mean they piss everywhere if they're not trained properly. What would being sexually active have anything to do with urination?

At 9/9/09 07:07 PM, Tykwa wrote: You're going to fix male cats? you mean you're going to nuder them right?

Right.

"Fix" isn't a sex specific word. It's either you "spay" a female or you "neuter" a male. I have no idea what "nuder" means.

There's really no way to stop them. I have 5 cats, and even though they're all fixed, they still fuck one another. Sometimes even the two males go at it. When they're in heat, it's like a cat orgy in my house, especially at night when there's nobody awake to break it up. The sound they make is disturbing and very loud...I feel your pain.

Were they limited edition or will they make more?

At 8/20/09 01:27 AM, 372 wrote: If everybody was always naked, no one would think anything of it. When you saw an unattractive person, you'd act the same as you would if they had clothing on.

You're exactly right man. We only wear clothes because the world is closed minded and people mindlessly follow tradition.

If these kids talk so much shit to everybody why doesn't anybody beat them up?

Yo...if you don't like tattoos then just shut the fuck up about it. Nobody is going to want your old wrinkly ass when you're old anyway, and by the time you're old, I'm sure removing them will be just as simple as getting them. I'm pretty sure everybody realizes that tattoos are permanent. If you don't have a tattoo...then don't post, it's mad simple.

As for myself, I have a half sleeve on my left arm (still in progress), a chestpiece over my heart and actually...the NG Angry Faic on my right calf haha.

At 11/12/08 12:28 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote: I have more stickers than you can dream of.

Maybe so, I did have multiples of the Pico and Tankman sticker sheets that I was saving, then they put them up in the new store so I just used some. I also have a fat stack of NG stickers and a few extra Angry Faic...they send me more every time I order something :D

At 11/12/08 12:27 PM, JaY11 wrote:

At 11/12/08 12:10 PM, papaKLATZ wrote: I apologize for the double post but it's hard to fit the whole thing into the iPhones screen...which is also why it's pretty bad quality lol.

What's that black card thing?

Also how did you get the Alien Hominid stuff?

That black card is the back of the yellow comic-con postcard right above it. Believe it or not, I did not purchase either sheet of stickers (got them before they were even in the store), either of the alien hominid postcards or the comic con postcard, they were thrown in a package I got August 2007 (Only reason I know the date is I still have the stamped envelope). I'm guessing they were giving them out in San Diego that year so I'm probably one of few on the East Coast to have them :D

At 11/12/08 12:12 PM, Timmy wrote: You can see my haul in thisthread.

Aw shit you got me on those patches and the RWD sticker :X

I apologize for the double post but it's hard to fit the whole thing into the iPhones screen...which is also why it's pretty bad quality lol.

Over the last couple of years I've bought a lot of NG stuff...just bought the poster and tankman from the store and decided to make a little display out of it in my room. It's small right now but there's really nothing else from the store I could put up there. Anybody else do the same?

Give yourself at least 3 hours before you have to be home. The first time I got high I didn't know what to expect and I got mad paranoid and bugged out.

At 9/29/08 08:31 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Weed is one of the most potent smells I know.

Yes, it's pretty potent when it's on your fingers or just sealed in a bag, and the actual smoke has a pretty strong smell, but usually the smell doesn't linger around as it would for a cigarette.
Wash your hands, drink something, chew a piece of gum and put an eye drop in each eye and you should be good. If you're not going home within the first half hour of smoking, your clothes aren't gonna even smell.

Weed is not physically addicting, as has been said multiple times in this thread. I've smoked weed a month straight, every day, and then stopped for two weeks and I didn't have any withdrawal symptoms. No headaches, nothing. Sure, some people have addictive personalities and they can't give it up, but that's a mental thing and not a physical thing. I personally see Alcohol as being a hell of a lot more dangerous than marijuana. People are just brainwashed.

NY has the best bagels and pizza. I'm actually eating a slice right now. It just isn't the same anywhere else, even upstate NY.

I'm talking about the short like 7 second horn intro to a scene including some sort of royalty, it doesn't necessarily have to be a British song, that's just what I connect it to. It's frustrating the hell out of me haha. I can't find it anywhere!

None of those, it's just horns, usually used in cartoons to symbolize a person of royalty.

Anybody know the name to the British theme music that usually plays on TV or in a movie as it pans in to where the King is seated on his throne?

At 9/8/08 11:22 PM, dieplease wrote: But, if you really need to, you can just swallow nugs like pills and get stoned. Great for school!

Does that actually even work? I wouldn't really think so.

Alright, you shouldn't be looking to make a household pipe long lasting because that's just kind of gross. Just find somebody who is old enough to buy you a real pipe or bong.

But for now, you can make a pipe-like smoking tool out of a water bottle. Take any water bottle, empty it out, poke a hole a little more than halfway down with a pen, that becomes the mouthpiece. Take off the cap, stretch over the top with aluminum foil and poke very small holes in it. Make sure the aluminum foil forms a kind of crater so that the weed doesn't fall out, because this is where the weed will go.
Then, break up the weed, and fill that crater with it. Put your mouth on the mouthpiece, and simultaneously light the weed and take a hit from the mouthpiece. There you go.

Maybe it's just over in the US, but we don't have a chav problem over here. Kids like that just get their ass kicked from day one, they don't even have friends to back them up. Plus I rarely go anywhere with less than 5 kids with me unless I'm with my family. I usually roll with about 10 or more kids, but not for protection, just because we have a very large, but tight group of friends. Proves useful though when you get into problems with kids like you did...we just brawl them.

Damn yo, I'd be less scared of the kids wanting to beat me up than the fact that they know where you live and can fuck your shit up in the middle of the night.
Shouldn't have ran to your house...then again, I would've left those kids in the dust.

and it was crazy as hell. It all started when I arrived at a party at my friends' girlfriends house at about 10pm. I came with 4 kids, and I was meeting about 3 cars full of my friends at this house, which was 40 minutes away from my town, but at least I was still rolling deep. Walking in, some kid in an Ed Hardy hat and a DKNY shirt spit beer on my best friends back. Supposedly it was because they didn't like "emo kids".
http://www.myspace.com/joeyklatzko
That's my MySpace. The first kid in my top friends was the kid that got spit on. Do either of us look EMO?

So anyway, the girl who's house it was said she'd take care of it, and I didn't want to start a fight so we let it go. 10 minutes later, we're all chilling, and a beer can flies and hits my brother and my friends little sister. So me and my friend ran out of the yard after the kid, followed by like 8 of my friends and my little brother, and one of my friends got in the kids face. I didn't hesitate to run up and snuff the kid as hard as I can. I didn't think it would erupt as it did, but as soon as I threw the punch, a brawl erupted.
My friend Ricky punched the biggest kid in the face, my friend Chris picked a random kid and swung, my little brother smashed somebody with a beer, another of my friends broke his hand on somebodies head, six kids bound on me at once, I was just throwing random swings, my best friend that lives with me hit a kid off me and dragged me out of the line of fire, all my friends were engaged, it was a huge battle that lasted like two minutes tops, and then the kids ran out of the yard and the cops came.

We got to stay at the party and chill with all of the girls that they know and they all were chased and thrown out. The funny part is I didn't even get hurt...I got pounced on by a bunch of kids and I walked away with one small lump on the top of my head.

Anybody ever get into a legit brawl before?

I challenge anybody who seriously thinks that IQ is based off diet to read/respond to my other thread:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9412 81

Based off of a post in this thread, I am challenging any vegetarian or vegan in the US to post their SAT scores for Math, Reading, and Writing. I'd like to see the people on NG that think because they're vegetarian, they're smarter than people who eat meat.

My scores were:

Math - 620
Reading - 580
Writing - 580
Writing Essay - 10/12

So that means I got 1200/1600 for the people who took the old SAT and 1780/2400 for the people who took the new SAT. How many vegetarians on here scored higher than me?

At 7/21/08 04:28 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: People, think about this for a while.
How many meals does one cow make?
Now, consider, how long does it take for a cow to mature enough to be slaughtered for food?
How much grain does the cow eat before that?
How many meals would that grain make?

I'd like to see you survive off of the grain they feed cattle. Please, I beg you, eat the same food that cows do. I doubt you'd make it more than two weeks.

At 7/21/08 03:38 PM, macmad1984 wrote: a veggie on average has an IQ of 105, 5 IQ points higher that the meat eater average(100). a vegan however has an average IQ of 95. veggies also tend to do better in school, and have better jobs.
i have been veggie for years and i have seen a dietitian and they say my diet is fine, and the protein levels, if anything, are too high.

Are you serious? It's a good thing you were stating averages because judging by the way you write/type, your IQ is in no way higher than mine. You seem stupid, actually. Where are you getting these numbers from? I'd like to see a source.

meat eaters are more likely to be unhealthy, and lots of bad food (mainly because it is uncocked well) is meat. meta eaters are more effected my things like foot and mouth disease and other global problems.

What about all these salmonella and E. Coli breakouts lately? Haven't they all been from spinach, tomatoes, scallions, etc.? As far as I can remember, the last meat scare we had over here came from beef and mad cow disease.

lots of meat products contain dont things people will see as disgusting such as rennet (lining of a baby calfs stomach) and people don't even know what is in their food and just eat whatever tastes nice.

How about peanut butter? Correct me if I'm wrong, Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" told of how peanut butter contains the most outside ingredients than any other food? I'm pretty sure there are countless insects, rats, etc. in peanut butter. How's that taste man?

I'm in no way bashing vegetables and the like; I eat tons more fruits and vegetables than I do meat, but vegetarians have a tendency to only list problems in the meat industry and not in the diets they take up themselves. Sure, my diet might be just as contaminated as yours...but I'm not the one complaining about it.

I'm not picky at all when it comes to food. If it isn't bad for you, and it's edible, I will eat it.
Vegetables can be just as tasty as any meat, but I definitely wouldn't give up eating meat. There's a reason we have teeth made to tear through meat, just as well as there is a reason why have teeth made for grinding vegetation.

But who would win in a fight? Meat eaters, because like somebody else before me said, the meat eaters could just eat the vegetarians. Plus, there's a good chance if you're vegetarian or vegan that you're too much of a pussy to kill animals, so how could you kill a human?

It's all about the fauxhawk, I'm the one in the white to the left
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It was in June when I was sixteen, I was turning seventeen in August. The girl was a year younger than me, but she was a whore, she'd already fucked a couple of people by then. After I broke up with her I didn't get laid for like another six months, and then almost another year after that next girl. Now it's been spaced out about every two weeks, more often if it's with the same girl. Trying to get to 10 different girls by my 19th birthday.