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Taxing the sunrise, thats hardcore.

At 8/29/09 12:11 AM, Funkyfists wrote: Okay. I found these REALLY strange potatoes that ad grown tentacles much like in this pic. What odd fruits or vegetables have you found?? Post a pic if you can!

Isnt that just a really really old potatoe?

When I lost my mind, I totally lost it.

At 8/28/09 02:17 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote: When I get baked I am not prone to typing on the computer, I am prone to eating cheez-its

I type religious cult like theories and conspiracies that pop up in my head when Im high.

One day even the moderaters get baked, and we all see what we post.

Or more realistically more than half of us would fake being high and post retarded shit anyway. We can just hypothetically think what that day would be like. For one day, also, moderaters abuse their powers. Ha! Yes, bans for simply being dumb or not in favor of the moderater. Moderaters banning other moderaters, complete madness and chaos. What is power if you dont abuse it? It should be called, Judgement day. The moderaters judge the baked 14 year olds and if they are not in favor ban! Of course it should be reasonable, like a day ban just for that day, it be intresting to see who survived the chaos. Ha ha. So what would you do on this day? (any other ideas for one day traditions post)

Violence, betrayel, underdog, and sex. Should be a 90's action movie.

At 8/27/09 04:46 PM, GetYiffy wrote: Smoking makes me feel like a 45-year-old war veteran.

Old snake kind of feeling eh?

Im not that old, barely 18. But being disorganised and confused all the time leaves me to believe my soul is a 90 year old. Im just as cynical, and ruthless in opinion. I feel like and old fool who didnt learn anything in his youth, because all I did was sit back and listen. Depression leaves me completly empty and hollow, so all that added up together doesnt feel youthful. Also Im not growing as I used to, in mind. My mind has basically said "fuck it" and it no longer always listens or does what its told.

At 8/27/09 04:22 AM, TMM43 wrote: According to the HBO series True Blood, Satan is a crazy white woman. Go figure.

White women are a big problem with me, I dont doubt the connection between the two. I prayed to god just a minute ago and asked who I am, I got "the devil satan". If Im schizophrenic my voices are very normal, no telling me to cut myself. So I asked why he put me on Earth, "To decieve the nations in the four corners of the Earth." But Im sane enough to know Im insane.... If thats possible. I think he means Im consumed by satan, so Ive become a being of him, as Jesus in a revelation on the internet said to people in hell "Ye are of your father the devil". If this is true Im going to hell unless I pull off a miracle and become of God. No one wants endless physical pain. I think my mind is just confused as to what it is, because Im evil. So it makes up shit in a self deceptional way. Im probably so insane ive come full circle. I dont admire God or Satan at heart, but I use his picture because I feel he is apart of my life, in a big way. I want a home, that I feel is home, a strong and powerful wife, and a kingdom. A peaceful death, And to have what I have lost that day I was hollowed out. Comfurtability in the afterlife, without pain is the most important thing.

That's horrible.

I tried bending demensions to my will.

It did not go well.

If I had a wife with 2 vaginas, Id let her have fun with one and keep the other for me. You have to use these abnormalities for a good cause.

I believe that heaven and hell are a balance, with earth being apart of that balance. I have problems understanding God as it seems that all this is him, and he has spewed himself outwards across the void to create all that is. I dont see God always wanting to be, but to pass on his works and make something better than him. I thought earth was like this, that he made a final project that will always be, which could self fix and self destroy, in a sence make something that doesnt need him, so that he could rest. It has a little bit of everything, people create life, then they die. People feel bad and happy. All that was not needed was thrown out into the stars, hence outerspace. Humans are this balance, and so is the earth. A simularity to God.

I was in deep fear when I felt "You should of come to me when you had the chance." It was a very cold and strong responce. The chance was before my head was smitted, or hollowed out in science class, literally I felt a strong bolt of energy twist and hollow out my mind. Ever since then Ive felt doomed. It also felt like being mind raped, and yet I was somehow allowing it, makeing me both disgusted with God and with myself. I felt like God raped me basically.

All I can think about is hell and satan. Sometimes God. I have dreams about Satans fall and his dwelling place below the Earth. I truely think im doomed as if you think about it alot you're bound to end up there. Everytime I pray to God I I get a "too late" kind of responce. I need some spiritual help as choking down pills does not work. But, if anyone believes in hell and heaven or spirituallity let me know, this post is about spiritual theories and heaven and hell.

I feel more than just what science today has to explain. Do any of you believe there is a dark and a light, not in a literal sence but in morality or force? I believe the light has to do with recent religions and it uses humanities fear against humanity, wrather than overcoming it and embraceing it. I think the Dark is something that is cloudy, but only because its seen through the light, and I believe nature is dark, mysterious, and not suppose to be explained. So If I had to choose I would pick the dark. Art to me is dark, I think alot of things in our world fall into the dark side and that it is a wide range of things, and the light is the narrow way out of the darkness. People think wrongly when they think darkness, they think evil or satan, but who is the bringer of light? Lucifer.

Im not going to search this either, because I want my interpretation heard. Ive lost my sence of darkness, my brain was damaged somehow and hollowed out, I felt a great sence of power in music and that anything like that that is consuming is dark. Now I feel not light or dark but hollow, which seems worse than both. Im spiritually lost and I like to hear others interpretation on this and what they think is the darkness and the light. People that are in the light seem to always view things innacurate and label the darkness as evil and dehumanise its experience because they are spiritually in fear. But I think the darkness is about self expresion, self exploration and without the light is not evil at all, but just dark. When both are put into this world destruction occurs. I hope that one day the world realises that there are forces at work in the world and its not just "God" or "science". The light works to seperate and anaylise(religion) but the dark works to bring together and find simularities. Notice A very religious christian will label people as blasphemers and have nothing to do with them, but the world today is working to bring everybody together. Thats it, I hope you guys have something to say.

Yeah, I have one good friend thats about it. The rest lie cheat or steal.

Dawn of the dead.

Yes I did, movies overrated/ sucks. End.

At 2/6/09 01:44 AM, willobeen wrote:

At 2/6/09 01:39 AM, Shawtey wrote:

At 2/6/09 01:35 AM, Peacekid wrote:

first of all why hide porn?

second of all you're a moron anyone determined would look at the file size of the folders and get there in a minute

Whose mum knows how to do that?

Mine.

I love collecting porn, its more satisfying than wanking to it. For some reason I just like catagorizing things. I'll keep this is mind but, I like using my own ideas and not somebody elses... it feels like my work is "tainted" by other sources.... yeah.

At 1/28/09 06:32 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 1/28/09 06:19 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: However, it can never "get to me" because I have no emotions.

HAHA, yeah right.

No emotions, so hardcore.

Having no emotions suck. Its not showing off. His simply stating this to show why things dont get to him.

At 1/28/09 08:56 PM, JKMonkey wrote: look on eBay, maybe they'll have the programs for cheap

Yeah, cheap as in broken.

I think people analyse things too much on what and who are unimportant, and blatantly regard others as just "evil". Like ol' adolf. Common guys lets give him a break(valkryie sucked) MOTD Adolf hitler!

Well, I can dilate my eyes at whim, so that is just funny you type that.

At 1/20/09 10:46 PM, Quebecboy wrote: Borderline Personnality Disorder

It's right here

Yeah, i have borderline insanity.

At 1/10/09 04:04 AM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 1/10/09 03:19 AM, PanzerKorpse wrote: Yeah. She was perfect in every way except she was a total bitch.

That's like saying "Most of the people use Firefox, except the 70% of the people who use IE", you would normally mention the biggest thing first. I wouldn't reconsider going out with a girl if she farts, but if she's a bitch I'd discard her faster than George W. Bush discarded Kyoto.

I knew somone would say something like this. Its kind of like humor, but not as funny.

Yeah. She was perfect in every way except she was a total bitch.

At 1/2/09 02:58 AM, B4gle wrote:

I'm going to die about when I'm 18. When I'm 18

I'll be 21, and you know what that means.

All of them.... it depends on my bowels mood and what I ate.

Despite what I hear from most people, I find thier accents annoying as fuck.