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Dateing sites, 18 year olds. Posted September 8th, 2009 in General

Do you think that people have a chance at these sites at 18, its barely legal. I notice most people on these sites are 40 or mid 20's at best. Have any women tried them and gone for younger men like 18 - 20? Or if there were any would try them out if they had good traits that you liked? I dont even look 18 so I think Im screwed on this, but dateing sites seem much easier. I was told that I look 15, which is no problem for me as I enjoy the unique youth, but still looking like you're going through puberty can probably turn many away. I just turned 18 this august too. But Im very impatient with my genes, my mind is growing but my body is slugging behind. Any advice?

Response to: Adam and eve become true. My vision Posted September 8th, 2009 in General

At 9/8/09 02:37 AM, igott wrote: 1) TL;DR
2) Cool Story, Bro.
3) I would post a witty atheist insult, but I'm not about to get some Christian newfag to yell at me.

I am more in tuned with harmony paradise and creativity then with God kills this Satan kills that. This is why I focus on Adam and Eve because I like the idea before the serpent part. What I have written has come from my faith of mind wrather then constantly correcting it for the needs of the Newgrounds wit community. This was more from the heart than anything else like science or reality.

Response to: Adam and eve become true. My vision Posted September 8th, 2009 in General

Also, the force of nature is to be God again, this is why they are attracted to connect, to try and put the pieces back together, to rediscover creation.

Adam and eve become true. My vision Posted September 8th, 2009 in General

Say this, the bible is the truth reversed, since we are living longer, and in the bible they die quicker after adam and eve, thier kids die and die younger. So all our evolution is to become one man and one women. With more death and longer living this could happen. Slowly, as a race, we live longer and longer but more of us die through war then we can create, as we decide life is just too long, until one day one man and one women are left after all the destruction on two oppisite sides of the eath, to live forever as it is the peak of human existance.

All the human race becoming one perfect open beautiful and free being, or two. It is the ultimate option, One being that lives forever that represents humanity and everything as a whole, or a man and a women who in a sence are one being working together and represent the love of difference and not fully understanding. They work, enjoy sex, fight eachother physically, love, have pain, have joy. But nothing seperates them and they live forever and want to, for they do not know anything except what they see and feel, no talking or destructive thinking. When they make things the things will eventually be destroyed by Earths cycle so it can not be over crowded. Pure innocence and beauty can live forever, as there is nothing to talk about on a free Earth, but just to survive and see the beauty. This is my vision.

As a race we are not of God yet but that we infact are his blueprint or design to become him. Both could have seperate functions representing the difference yet harmony a relationship could bring. They would not feel trapped for the Earth is all thiers. There is no world or home to feel trapped in as the Earth will be thier home, and if they get bored, they will go in circles on the Earth and forget what they knew, and it will be a never ending adventure for them because of it. They would not know that Earth is round, it would seem infinite, as by the time they learned most things it would change because they do not have perfect or full memory of what is around them. Knowing and keeping knowledge would cause too much growth and then technology, destroying the paradise of being trapped yet free.

One god for me would be a beautiful child filled with imagination and good eyes, that does not get old, so he stays in youthful freedom, or two kids, a girl and a boy. Perhaps even the one god as humanity as a whole who watches over the 2 children and enjoys thier journey, he is the watcher, like in a movie that he always enjoys because everything is always a little different. He is the one that keeps the knowledge they forget, so he learns and learns. He holds what ever they cannot or is not needed so it doesnt go to waist, and watches. He would make sure they do not drowned as he would be in control of the Earths destructive forces. And if they have sex it would be an innocent experience, if not at first it will become an innocent thing, with no media or society to pervert them. They would not create children, for sex would be for them to connect and have pleasure, making them close. Then they would stray and run off and adventure alone to find themselfs, become lonely, then find eachother again on accident and connect. Sex is thier way of greating eachother and connecting to learn eachothers body and nature. Sex is thier language.

Its a never ending adventure that cannot be broken by human error. The animals do not harm them. They run around, enjoy thier own existance, and discover sex eventually, not presured by the knowledge of sex, they fully enjoy it first hand without past thinking of what it would be like, and the sex would always be different. They would run around naked, or walk. But they never had a nature that is predictable. Both would be aquarius, excuse any miss spells, as the nature of an aquarius is unpridictable. Or one leo and the other aquarius. They would represent everything one would want on a perfect Earth, man and women. Both would have unique and beautiful faces.

The Earth would be more colorful and light like, light would shine off the trees and the grass with more brightness, shining off the ground like a subtle mirror. Everything will feel more real and seem more real then our reality, and it would be sweet like a dream and true as reality. They would both be sperated from each other, so that one day they will find eachother by themselfs and by accident the first time. Being both shy, they would hide behind bushes, kind of scared of eachother, but also be curious and attracted to eachother. Cute small mouths, with pretty unique big eyes, that if you looked at them you would be silent, because you are so afraid the beauty would be destroyed by words and your presence. They would have sex then go about thier buisness picking at trees and eating apples, not conserned about losing eachother, but by nature would connect and follow eachother around, occasionally getting lost. Eve would not always be skinny but grow(not grow old) to be more well rounded and have waves, breast not too big or small, enough to were they are the most natural looking breasts. Adams penis would change size, it would never have a permanant length, so she could not see bad in small or large, not knowing which is better as she is always bending over doing something when he feels like having sex. She would not want sex, nor need it, but when it did happen she would know that it felt good, always a surprise to her. I imagine them to be white, with brown hair and blue eyes, except Eves eyes change color, which is why Adam loves her as she changes her eyes, making her a little different. Eves colors are yellow when she is in rage, blue when she is a little of everything, green when she is alone with the earth being nature like, and brown when she is with adam. Adam is more intrested in her than Eve is intrested in him, because she is very in tuned with the Earth and more shy. Adams goal is Eve, And really only cares about her eventually and becomes her helper, for this Adam is rewarded with better sex. Eve has long, slighty wavy wild hair. She was first a cute girl but appears to be a strong women in her final stage, not growing, but these are stages. As niether of them have skin wrinkles. Eve is much more intelligent, but Adam has a greater Heart. If they connect perfectly through sex and a kiss at the same time, they fuse and form God to create his own existance cycle of humanity into himself again, from his secret unknown sanctuary. Making him the creator and the created.

Well there you have it, any thoughts? My vision is more beautiful in my head but it would cost too much to type, I agree with myself that this is enough words for now.

Response to: Lie Cheat and Steal. Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

Also, be true to yourself, before you are truthful to others. Then you can spread the truth.

Response to: Lie Cheat and Steal. Posted September 7th, 2009 in General

At 9/6/09 11:42 PM, S3ns wrote: Do you mean subjectively experiencing life is lying, and therefore we cannot escape doing so?

I just PMed you this but I'll keep it open. A Lie is like a thousand, but the truth is only one. By faith you will follow the truth.

Response to: Lie Cheat and Steal. Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

At 9/6/09 11:34 PM, tuckerton296 wrote: the only bad thing is when little girly men like you dont show your tits nor do you gtfo

Fool, you do not know me.

Response to: Lie Cheat and Steal. Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

I want to make this topic a point, that lieing cheating and manipulating is ok as long as it creates creativity. Lieing for intent to lie or evil is wrong, but lieing for good is ok, only if you cant, in any way, tell the truth, or if the truth causes only harm and no good. People think lieing is so low but they do it too, so it should be at par with the truth in the greater scheme of things, that they are battleing eachother and that they are 2 oppisites.

Response to: Lie Cheat and Steal. Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

At 9/6/09 11:26 PM, Magik-Waffle wrote: Hard subject to tackle, OP. But before everyone starts flaming you and whatnot, lemme just say that the truth is always the best option; I've learned this. Speak the truth and don't let what anyone else thinks hinder you.

My pattern is to steal, manipulate, then lie. This is how I get my "creativity". In a sence thats what Creativity is, and create, is well, god.

Lie Cheat and Steal. Posted September 6th, 2009 in General

I think we all do this, there are those that are obvious, and those that "borrow" ideas. So is creativity true? Anything you make was made because you were born and "learned" new ideas, but its just stealing and manipulating.

It makes me sad to think this, but I want Gods gift, of true creativity. Some people might think that the Earth and the Heavens are ok, but its origional from our perspective, in a sence we borrow things from life, so why is lieing, cheating and stealing wrong when we do it? Lies seem to tick people off because it is in thier own nature to do so.

When a band covers another bands song people dont boo them, unless they suck. If anything we should hate nothing and love everything. I see negetivity every were and it destroys us. Why cant we all get along, or just ignore those we cant? This world should be much more simple. Excuse my miss spells but I dont want to google every word im not sure of.

Right now Im having a problem with lieing, as I feel everything I think and say is a lie, how much do you lie on a daily basis? Do you realise you're lieing? To me the truth is few and far inbetween, and with all my sins Im bound to not end up in heaven. But if you have no truth in you, how can you become truthful? I have no feelings of normal vocabulary so I have to lie, because if I dont say anything, its worse, the lies come in thoughts. So I am a fake being of no truth who must lie to comfort others? In this sence, have lies become a good thing? Think of Santa, think of the stories that helped you grow, they too were lies. So, theres good lies and bad lies?

Response to: can a mod ban another mod? Posted September 3rd, 2009 in General

At 9/3/09 05:17 PM, FatJoe214 wrote:
At 9/3/09 05:12 PM, STEM wrote:
At 9/3/09 05:11 PM, kaywire wrote:
At 9/3/09 05:09 PM, STEM wrote: Nope.
Rofl which mod did you just try and ban ?
I tried to look for alastor but ended up just banning myself
Self ban? That's insane.

That made me laugh, just thinking of a mod who would need to self ban himself.

Response to: Baby Wee Wee Posted September 2nd, 2009 in General

It wouldnt be so bad if they didnt say "Baby wee wee" over and over again.

Response to: Photoshop Vodka Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

At 9/1/09 09:12 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: This is how i want the world.
mexicans were here first

Its called natural selection, step aside.

Response to: If porn suddenly became illegal... Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

No. I wouldnt care at all. Porn simply drains your energy for real sex, which is what we should all be doing and doing so alot.

Response to: Sniffing glue Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

I smoked glue when I was 10 - 11. Same experience, try that instead.

Response to: Wierd Connections Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

I cant play WoW because this women I fell in love with played it, I could, but, I would always be thinking about her. Plus they were the best times of my childhood, and that was interrupted with a rude awakening. Sometimes there can be shitty connections, and when you leave that person they take a chunk of your heart with them.

Response to: Mentally insane, how do you know? Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

At 9/1/09 02:04 AM, Brick-Toppp wrote: Your parents should take your Bible away until you stop this nonsense.

I wish I was never introduced to it.

Response to: Mentally insane, how do you know? Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

At 9/1/09 02:01 AM, Gustavos wrote:
At 9/1/09 01:55 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 9/1/09 01:52 AM, Echo-Konosko wrote: I know i am, you should hear some of the sick sadistic shit that come out of my mouth that no average person could think of.
Well, I'm convinced

At 9/1/09 02:00 AM, PanzerKorpse wrote: Send me some PMs of your sick sadistic shit.
Why are you all so interested in a possible fraud?

It would be intresting, but could also help? I actually want to see what he thinks is sick and sadistic, to see if hes just bullshiting or really says sick things. Its like testing yourself.

Response to: Mentally insane, how do you know? Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

At 9/1/09 01:52 AM, Echo-Konosko wrote: I know i am, you should hear some of the sick sadistic shit that come out of my mouth that no average person could think of.

Send me some PMs of your sick sadistic shit.

Response to: Mentally insane, how do you know? Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

At 9/1/09 01:33 AM, Genocide wrote: If you have ever done any of the follwing, you are insane:

posted on 4chan or /bbs/ expecting a serious answer
masturbated in public
called adam sandler "funny"

Yes.
Yes.
Mmmmm not sure.

Response to: Gotta bad feeling... Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

Im always paranoid, I understand. Better to let down the fear, and just get screwed over, or be paranoid about things, Id take a good balance between the two.

Response to: Mentally insane, how do you know? Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

At 9/1/09 01:23 AM, Gustavos wrote: The only way to find out is to learn from friends. Only they can tell you.

So surround yourself with trusted companions. They will save your life.

So true, I need some good friends. Thank you.

Mentally insane, how do you know? Posted September 1st, 2009 in General

Do mentally insane people have a sence that they are insane? Because I do. So that must mean Im not too insane, otherwise I wouldnt be aware of it. Trust me, I get the bipolar "Im Jesus, Im God, Im Satan" thoughts but then I dont believe it. So Im fighting my insanity but it seems to be slowly winning me over. Takeing the pills is dangerous because they make me want to kill myself and if I kill myself I could go to hell. I do insane shit all the time, yet Im sneaky enough to hold it back infront of normal people, unless they catch me when Im not aware of thier presence. I got high yesterday and scared the shit out of my friends talking about how I was possesed and saying God was satan, but they thought it was legit because I had a point to it, isnt that dangerous? I could be converting people towards insanity. Only the wits and brilliant minds of the Newgrounds general forums could think for me and help me out.

Response to: I Wrote Another Poem, Lawl... Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

It sounds emo because its about a guy in hell, my above post.

Response to: I Wrote Another Poem, Lawl... Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

Death is only temporary.
Life is long and subtle,
Like the serpent in his sanctuary.
The end of the world is coming
And yet Im still looking for something.
In my eyes there was Beauty,
and when you saw me, you knew me.
In the secrets of my past mind
I was something to hold dearly.
But now I am a shell, forever lost in hell.
Below this hole and pit is were I dwell.
Burning endlessly, to infinity.
I fell for the serpent, and his sublimity.
I want everything and get nothing,
I wish I had something.
All I feel is pain,
and I have nothing to gain.
It will all remain the same.
And I am forever to blame.
Death is only temporary.

Mine is more depressing.

Response to: What's Your Favorite Level? Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

Level 15, to me it looks the least like a weapon, and that makes it unique amongst the other levels.

Response to: Reservoir Dogs? Posted August 31st, 2009 in General

Reservoir Dogs, an intresting film. It has many perks but it wasn't ball busting.

Response to: Ban user in profile. Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

At 8/29/09 03:45 AM, TOEZ wrote: This mean they're banned from posting on your blog, not your profile.

Thank you. That makes things more clear.

Ban user in profile. Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

This means I can ban him from my profile? When you click on a comment it says respond, delete, and ban user.

Response to: Where Do You Sweat The Most? Posted August 29th, 2009 in General

Not to be shocking but to be truthful.

My ass, the whole crack, its because I have alot of ass hair so the friction when walking and the trapped heat create heaping amounts of sweat down there.