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At 11/1/06 03:55 PM, ForeverDecember wrote: I really hope that you are not 20. Shit, even for a Canadian...

What do you expect? Canadians arn't real people, silly fool.

At 11/1/06 03:55 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote:

At 11/1/06 03:54 PM, werewolf-bite wrote: Suicide is the only ticket out of this crappy life. If you disagree, you are a religious moron!

Your an idiot

your mom

At 11/1/06 03:48 PM, InziG wrote: I'M THE SHIT YEAH I ATE MY GIRLFRIENDS TITS FUCK YEAH

AHAHAH. Wow. That made me laugh a shit. Have to quote man. Have to quote.

Poke it with a stick.

No but it would make for some good drama.

Yay! Mah daddy always play dis game wit me and I haf to find the pee pee in his pants and suck on it to get the sticky iceing!

You know what I hate. Knowing now how many no's there can be and I always mix them up. You know?

I have Chrones were for the first three weeks I crapped clumpy grey matters of shit.
Yea.

RAM RAM RAAAM RAAAM RAM RAM!

Why do you think there is 50% divorce rate here? American women need to get their freak on.

At 10/29/06 12:09 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 10/29/06 12:04 AM, Gendo wrote:

They only good hentai is the kind that does what reality porn cant. Like incest.

At 10/29/06 12:07 AM, Poppa-Boogaloo wrote: 1) Trimming my Anal Polyp in alfresco cafes.
2) Crying while I masterbate.
3) Listening to my friends laugh while I cry uncontrollably because of my spastic bowel.

Dude, your name is God like, you got that from koosalagoopgagoop, didnt you?

At 10/29/06 12:04 AM, Zorbrak wrote:

At 10/29/06 12:02 AM, JohnnyBayonet wrote:

So I can get banned by arguing with the moderator? I already did do that, but I wasn't really arguing, just asking him to give a better explanation as to why I got banned.

No not really. I exagerrated a little. Depends.

I like how this thread went totally off topic.

Kay.

People are to scared to respond. I'd say yes, because you cannot argue with it. Or you'll get banned. And you cant argue about argueing about it. And you shouldnt post in topics that ask/ complain about being banned.

Shit.

At 10/28/06 11:54 PM, Shady-Joe wrote: but among the Steve Irwin contreversy, no one noticed all the priests had naked altar boys on leashes?

Haha. The part were they were dancing with them was priceless. Dark humor relating to child molesting kicks ass.

At 10/28/06 11:47 PM, Matt1010 wrote: You guys all suck

the best and only good thing about a zombie infestation would be zombie skull fucking ADURR

Dumbasses...

Necrophilia AND skull fucking. Put together. Oh. My. God.

Getting real sweaty and scratching the wet skin off my balls, then smelling it.

Wait.... What?

New ones:

-Procrasinate-ah-however-the-fuck-you-spel l-it
-When I get real sweaty I scratch the wet skin off my balls, then smell it. Infront of people.
-Drinking too much soda then spazzing and shaking arms, creeping many friends and family out.
-Talking to myslef to break the silence when I'm by myself, then realizing there's like 3 people in the house.

These arn't really unhealthy, just weird.

At 10/28/06 11:16 PM, Unimportant wrote: Hm...You'de still need to get to somewhere safe.

If I were in a zombie infested world, I would take my best friend, girlfriend, and girlfriends mother and head over to the winchester and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

Now that we have that lame zombie movie reference over with, lets move on to the next one, shall we?

Holy shit, your name your post and even your sig are moronic and typical of a Newgrounder. Nice nice. As for the dude being a douche, saying Funions arn't the total shizzit, I bang your mom. Yea. Im good.

No! Dookie in the uranal was better! Himph!

At 10/28/06 11:07 PM, nick2292 wrote: there would be no more war unless its againts the zombies no more school no more work more time to hang out with friends

You would make new friends. I cant think of any better bonding moment then listening to Pantera and killing dead people.

OH SHIZNITE. I forgot:

-Zombie secks.

At 10/28/06 10:54 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I have too many unhealthy habits. My main one being sitting on my computer all day. I also rarely exercise and eat a lot of junk food. Additionally, I sometimes smear shit on myself and practice autoerotic asphyxiation for sexual pleasure.

Yes! Hahaha! Finally a responce to do with feces! Mmmmmm.... feces.... *gargle gargle drool*

Many of the movies show how horrible it would be, but I think all our pent up homicidal urges would release and create carnage and awesome hell,
never again a prisoner to society.

-True freedom
-Killing without guilt or punishment
-Creating crews and shit, it would be like an ultimate war.
-Raiding stores and taking as you please
-Can use the excuse on chicks that we need to "reproduce" heh heh heh
-Finally using guns on live things.. or... dead things.
-Dieing would be intense and awesome, not some gay "heart attack" or "car crash"
-Funions

What are your ideas?

At 10/28/06 10:45 PM, Zack wrote:

At 10/28/06 10:40 PM, Specusci wrote: -Masturbating in the school washrooms D:

Dear god man I sit on those seats! At lest make sure you clean up afterwards.... I really don't have any bad habits other than I'm always running my hands through my hair.

Dude everyone masturbates in school bathrooms. At least he doesn't purpousfully crank his juise on the rim of the bowl (laughs evil like to self)

At 10/28/06 10:40 PM, Specusci wrote: Here are mine:

Mmmhmm. Hmmm. It seems you have chronic loserness, and need to see others fail at the cost of alienating yourself, also showing failure to adapt social skills necceesary for a healthy mind in this society.

Wow, I just went gay douche-Dr. Phil on your ass, hah!

At 10/28/06 10:38 PM, Bronco wrote:

At 10/28/06 10:36 PM, John-Wayne wrote: Alot of people on newgrounds are capable of this... whoever did it, must be one, megabadass.

Oh my god....you're a South Park fan... You Bastard!

That episode was the shiznite. Dont dis homie, or I'll ice you, na mean?

At 10/28/06 10:36 PM, Scottmale24 wrote: Here are mine:
-Chronic masturbation
-Eats when bored

Wow. Thats like saying, balls bounce. Everyone on the internet also over masturbates. Its like, yin and yang. Yea.