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At 11/30/08 07:38 PM, antonyscorner wrote:

At 11/30/08 07:37 PM, B4gle wrote: I think by making this thread I have just summoned Satan. It was nice knowing you all.

Good, now we don't have to talk to you anymore

we don't have to talk to anybody anymore!! that is if we all are dying.

R.I.P no shave november '08

no pics cause i don't have a camera, and i lost my cable for my phone.

At 11/27/08 02:21 PM, SmileyKillerman wrote: It ticks me off that people at Wal mart have to work on holidays. They make there company look so friendly but really they are a extremely evil company. Their items are made in swetsops n the Middle East but nobody seems to care.

I LIKE THE PRODUCTS I HAVE!!! PEOPLE SUFFER FOR MY ENJOYMENT!!! I DON'T CARE!!!

3 cheers for yelling

At 11/27/08 02:28 PM, DocSprite wrote:

At 11/27/08 01:30 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: depositing is for fags, k?

Is that why you're only level 10?

400th post

your so smart (and it's why i'm 9)

break it's neck, it's just a mouse (as in you can kill it easily). not like a dog where you have to get it put to sleep.

why do they all think that they are so tough? i fully understand how they could be considered tough from a girls point of view, but they need to learn to just back down. i mean, i'm a guy, and there a girl, i don't care if i sound sexist but girls just need to realize that guys a built a lot bigger then they are. i know that certain girls could beat up certain guys, but for the most part it's not going to happen. just back the fuck down, swallow (haha swallow) what little whore pride you have, relax. i'm sure that people know what i'm talking about, whether it be on the streets, school, or anywhere else. i'm not saying that they shouldn't fight back if somebody is being mean, but don't be an aggressive bitch.

example (bet you guys saw this coming): i was waiting in line for my lunch at school when this obviously ghetto whore walks up to the front of the line and tries to budge in front of me. so i walked in front of her when we got to the door, and she put her arm out in front of me and yelled at me. she told me that i was "inadequate" and some other things (i ignored her, stupid bitch), so i just let her go cause i really didn't care. then she complains untill she pays for her food. just for the record, i'm not a small guy, not fat, but i'm built. i have a goot foot and a half on her, and she was just a fat, out of shape girl.

so i'm just saying to anybody (guys to) that think they are hot shit, pick your fights. don't even start them in the first place, it's just fucking stupid, and your not as "hard" as you think you are.

plus this whole "fighting" habit leads to you getting sued big time. i hope the fight you started was a win, because your going to get all your money taken.

good day to you all.

i like his other stuff, disappointed by the Christmas special. He definitely isn't the funniest one, but he's good.

At 11/24/08 04:07 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: - You got offended at that one encyclopedia dramatica article because it insulted something you liked

no

- You keep checking back on that one thread to see if anyone quoted you because you know that your post was really clever

sometimes

- You used to play runescape up until you went to newgrounds and found out that everyone hated it

nope, i stopped about a year after i joined newgrounds

- You hate High School Musical/The Jonas Brothers/The Naked Brothers Band/Miley Cyrus/Twilight

without ever actually having seen/heard/read them/it
nope heard all, seen all, and i can get the basic jist of the whole "dramatic vampire" idea which is really gay

- You look down on users who have a lower level/post count than you

not level, and only if it's about 700 below my count

- You pretend to act nice towards female users hoping to get noticed by them

nope

- You kiss mod ass hoping to be considered for modship one day

nope, not on here nearly enough to be a mod

Admit it.

At 11/21/08 11:56 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: I must know. Love can be many things, but I'd like to know what NG thinks.

And no sex jokes, be serious guys.

well there might as well not be love, people that dated for a day "love" each other. just like couples that have been happily married for 20+ years "love" each other.

At 10/30/08 06:20 PM, Killer-Lemon-Ink wrote: Not even kidding you havn't tasted fear until you play 'F.E.A.R' for P.C. To get the full effect you MUST play in the dark with headphones on. I had to stop several times cus' it's THAT SCARY

fear sucks on 360 and pc.

At 10/31/08 08:43 PM, shadowofyou wrote: The Zelda series is known for their long ass games and numerous fun weapons. anyone have a personal favorite? mine is the Megaton Hammer.

smashy smashy

my fav here

At 11/1/08 10:22 PM, RicardoJr99 wrote: and oli sykes is?

google, prepare yourself for an emo mixed with a toad

At 10/30/08 05:15 PM, biohasard wrote: yes.... i said NOT and this is why.....

1.it's a sick thing to do.

if you think it's sick, then grow up

2.your cum will get everywere....

no...

3.you will make god cry

i don't believe.

4.it's a complete waste of time!

your not a man

5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!

chuck norris jokes aren't funny at all, never where, and never will be

6.it makes you less of a man

makes you more of a man, dipshit

7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!

you spelled in wrong, so i disregarded this statement.

8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)

family guy sucks, and your still a fag

9. it's NOT COOL

i didn't know i was trying to impress anybody

10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....

no, it can't.

At 10/30/08 05:10 PM, imdeth wrote: Yeah, you pretty much suck. Don't worry I do too..

Maybe we can get together and bond over sucking.

have fun with your suckfest

never really did that before.

jesus looks more like a bicker with a sheriff stash.

i wouldn't want to know, it's not fun if you do. sounds insane, but i will die when it happens.

ask as many girls as you can. rejection can be funny, if you retaliate fast enough.

people are fucking idiots for being racist anyway.

floppy chicks are hot to?

green is the sex color i think.

why you think the m&m was green (only female haha)

still not a big enough for my KAWK! lulz!

At 10/27/08 06:20 PM, esko-man wrote: to help Grandpa clear the sidewalk of snow, fix the furnace, put snow tires on the car, store the wood,...

the WOOD???

At 10/22/08 08:55 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 10/22/08 08:52 PM, mr-soto wrote: no. baseball is the worst tv sport ever.

Golf, curling, croquet, equestrian, playing in the traffic...

playing in the traffic would be soooo interesting. much more then baseball

links, pics? i'm sure if you telling the truth then somebody that matters must have wrote about it.

to the math forums!

o wait!!!

i don't believe you, certain elements of you story are unbelievable. like how the guidance counselor yelled at you to close the doors, as if she didn't notice what was going on. how you said "lawlz" and try to sound like a badass by not moving. you could have easily told her that you were holding the doors open for the stretcher, i guess you just wanted to sound cool on newgrounds. why didn't you tell us his real name, if we did go to your school then we already know. if we don't then why would we care. your story is flawed, and that kid is a pussy if he really did get a 5 inch cut from a dull door handle.

i wish someday to go to a metallica concert.

At 10/22/08 02:36 PM, Wurmy wrote: Great, something I actually care to watch on TV (Not that I find this "entertaining", I just want to know whats going on), and my sister is watching some Fashion show :/

i find this stuff "entertaining" i'm fascinated at the mind set of these people.

bed, with a shirt.

well being a "fan" is listening to stuff they wrote and liking it. one and enter the sandman are 2 of metallica's worst songs, don't know why everybody likes them so much.

i take it back i would NEVER hit a girl. i would end up really hurting her if i did (not to sound cocky(haha cock-y))