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hmm... aol is down, what a surprise.

pretty self-explanatory. stop liking things so much

remote control shocking tanks?

not going to lie, these things are fun as hell (assuming hell is really fun). my dad got these for me on christmas i took em out and fought with my sister (tons of blood, and fist flying). simply put these things are fun and intense.

well there is no doubt that he is an alt, no age, gender etc. and he's asking a random site for advice, let alone ng. who gave you the advice to ask newgrounds for advice related to sex?

advice: COCK!

found the same thing for $60 more with a quad core, so i might get that

i am going to get a new gaming pc christmas and i wanted to know what the general opinion on this is. going to get a new monitor so i will put that up to if i feel like it. the computer looks good to me, but i just wanted some feedback from the ones that know more about computer hardware then i do. i know it is better to build my own but i don't really feel like it.

o and please don't be a douche and make fun of me if it wasn't as good as i thought. constructive criticism is the only thing i will pay attention to, or polite negative. so thanks in advance.

At 12/26/08 03:02 PM, Desentil wrote: Acne also involves not having very good hygiene

i always fail to see where this comes into play, because i have shower twice every day. even doing that i have more acne then some of the dirty kids that don't shower for days on end. so i think that it's almost all genetics, or it might hit them hard later.

idk

yes i am spoiled.

the people that use that excuse are older people that have never played video games in their lives. i mean, people that want to go out and kill people will not stay inside and play video games all day. also that majority of kids that get into fights are punks, gangsters, and skaters, not people who play video games.

At 12/20/08 08:02 PM, YahooAnswers wrote: Every girl named Cindy is hot.

every girl named Tracey is a slut

At 12/20/08 08:26 PM, Headshot777 wrote: What lengths are you willing to go to for music? Could you tolerate riding in a car cross-country with a super-Christian listening to fat, black ladies sing Hallelujah for hours? Or would you put a gun to their head and pop in some AD/DC or something? Sock it to me.

i would tell them to "shut that shit off", if they didn't i would either turn it off for them, or put on my i-pod.

At 12/20/08 08:24 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote: Also, I just want to photoshop Baraka(Mortal Kombat)'s face and arm-blades onto Obama.

Baraka Bama.
C wat i did thar?

not hard, read tutorials. that's why they are there.

Jamie Kennedy?

At 12/19/08 07:49 PM, ClickToPlay wrote:

At 12/19/08 07:48 PM, Kyuumi wrote: What do you mean if we have nothing better to do?

If I have nothing to do I masturbate.

Hah.
I wasn't going to post. Since I know nothing about computers.

But well done.
That gave me a chuckle.

are you new or are you acctualy 13?

At 12/19/08 07:48 PM, blazer133 wrote: What ever you do, dont not cennect the red wire to th blue socket!

well i'm not building it, my dad is. he's built tons and tons of computers so i can assume he knows what he's doing.

At 12/19/08 07:43 PM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: What would you do if the world was about to end in 5 minutes?

don't think i would have time to do much of anything, i guess i could jerk off for the last time.

but that's about it.

i was wondering if somebody could make a list of computer parts (all of them, cords and all) cause my parents are spending about $800 on parts. i would get one of my friends to do it but he can't come over for 2 days. if it helps i was going to order the parts from tiger direct (on the off chance you wanted to check there), i'm only asking because i don't know anything about processors, graphics cards, etc.

also i want a very good gaming p.c (or the best you can make for $800), anyways thanks in advance. keep in mind that i'm not telling you to do this but if you want to, had to say for on the off chance anybody here would have a bit of a tantrum.

like i said i need everything, building the whole system, but monitor is optional. put the prices to if you can.

thank you in advance

At 12/18/08 03:41 PM, linkinpatt wrote: The world may never know...

meh.

At 7/6/08 10:12 PM, IndyKid500 wrote: SLIPKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

easily one of the worst bands out there.

i see it as a good thing, it means more of your youth to yourself. school teaches us how to obey, and destroys our lives with menial tasks. so be grateful, but then again your only in 7-8th grade.

dick burnage

At 12/16/08 03:57 PM, Dew wrote:

At 12/16/08 03:55 PM, Wonderful wrote:

At 12/16/08 03:53 PM, Dew wrote: Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman. That's how it is, how it's always been and how it should be.

How many more people are there with that opinion on NG? Because it's not enough.

Fuck that, if you couldn't speak up 100 years ago, don't bother us with petty bullshit like that now.

i'm sure that not every gay person was alive back then, and i'm sure that many people had same sex relationships back then. just because school doesn't tell us that there were gays doesn't mean they never existed. plus the romans and greeks fucked everybody and everything, FACT.

At 12/16/08 03:55 PM, Wonderful wrote:

At 12/16/08 03:53 PM, Dew wrote: Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman. That's how it is, how it's always been and how it should be.

How many more people are there with that opinion on NG? Because it's not enough.

i don't have a problem with Christianity, but i really don't think that people should make a big deal about gay marriage or abortion. and if you can't get married in your state because of all the bible pushers, then just hang out with each other and go about your business. nobody says you have to have a certificate saying that you love somebody to truly love them.

and the guy that promotes same sex marriage is a biased bastard, your not going to change anything. if it was sarcasm then i don't see it.

so your a little pissed. awwwwww, what a shame.

but you are a fucking retard for posting this bullshit thread. do you even understand the amount of people that use windows, and how many corporations would not even stand a chance of survival if windows didn't spoon feed you the information. not everybody in the world has a grasp on computers like you might think you do, get a new fucking computer (like you should have done) cause i'm sure yours is shit. if it's beyond repair then you need a new one (obviously), but then again you might just be keeping it around to give you a reason to hate windows. make a better one if you don't like this os, and make the customer support so good that you can get every one that uses your os help right away. point being that you shouldn't bitch about how you can't use your computer because your to fucking cheap to get a new shity one. i'm sure that you using ubunto doesn't hurt their feelings in the least.

so just think about what you post next time. instead of whinning about how your precious interwebz doesn't work.

ps. vista doesn't suck, i have it, i like it (better then xp). give it a fair shot. and i don't know why people hate it as much as they say they do.

pube

i couldn't agree more, homework is bull if you think about it. all my teachers i asked said it is a "refresher when you are not in the room." but when i do my homework i don't learn from it, i do it to get it done because i know i will get a bad grade if i don't. we don't learn about skills in school, we learn how to fear the higher up personnel, and roll over in a little game that they call life. this is the base of school, teaching us how to listen and obey the higher ups.

but, life sucks and there is nothing that you or i can do about it. so i guess i'll just learn to live with our, obviously, broken society.

At 12/14/08 07:37 PM, shadowslayer1313 wrote: Has any teacher ever pissed you off so bad that you wanted to just....KILL him? I

no, because i'm not a bad ass like you. suck it up you whinny piece of shit.

i couldn't care less, if it's going to happen then i might as well just go with the flow. nothing i can do about it, but it's not going to happen.

At 12/15/08 07:24 PM, Harmonik wrote: They'll still do it, Youtube is full of fail waiting to happen. But I guess I'll still do it just for the hell of it.

that's the spirit, i'm participating to

that looks so fucking good, i'm going to make some tomorrow morning fo' certain.