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i'm neutral

so i'm getting a new gaming pc (coming tomorrow) that my dad promised me as a Christmas present (i'm not a greedy asshole, it's the first expensive thing in a while). anyway i asked my mom if i could move the computer into my room when it comes, and in return i would let her use my laptop as the "family" computer (don't worry i took off all "teh pronz"), and she's cool with the idea. she really only wants to use the internet anyway, and doesn't need to use my new pc for that (that would be a waste). but my dad got all bitchy (i mean really pissed) when i asked him about moving it.
of course he couldn't come up with any valid reasons to not let me have it in my room, except for "your mother wants to use it to". so this got me annoyed because he knows damn well that it is a gaming pc and that you don't need all this good shit to get on the internet (i picked it out for me, not anybody else). so i am trying really hard to understand where he is coming from, but i just don't get his logic behind the whole matter. i know he's paying for it (my present btw), but it's a waste to put it up there and to not get the full potential out of it.
so any suggestions on things to say that might sway his thinking or not?

i do, but i guess it's not cool. good thing i'm not cool, i'll live longer then you.

good trade-off if you ask me

go on a human/zombie raping fest.

At 4/9/08 04:38 PM, Flak wrote: I wear a 9 to a 10 usually (US sizes).

However, the whole judging foot size by shoe size really isn't accurate.
Different shoes can fit differently. Shoe A as a 9 can fit comfortably, but shoe B as a 9 can be too tight.

I demand a recount using centimeters.

that's what your mom said!
then i slapped her

almost made it to a year, you fuck up

what an intense game, you all should play it.
that is all.

At 1/11/09 04:19 AM, Lolzer wrote: Damn it.... I study the whole morning and then my parents say that it's not enough.... God damn responsibility and school. I moved out now out of my parent's house and went to my girlfriend's but still what would you do if you hated your parents?

i'm feel so bad for you, all your incoherent bitching has opened up my heart and revealed that your are truly the one that is in the most hurt in our word.

people like you are the reason this country sucks, always complaining about what they have, and wanting more. and whine and complain when they don't get it, i hope you get the shit beat out of you when you get out into the real world. it'll teach you a much needed lesson, you asshole.

At 1/11/09 07:49 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: Try to guess what this says, lol.

dragonforce = gay?

At 1/11/09 09:46 PM, RileyMcCracken wrote:

Do Your fucken NG Reseacrch ( Heres the Flash Video Smart Ass)

C. Seriously? Wanna be a big man and put me in my place? Spell check dude, I have a neice' Just started school and she can spell better than that

Much love

Ya dick.

YOUR SILLY! and i love that about you!

i liked what i heard, i downloa...

don't speak of it.

now i really want to do some sweet metal chops.

At 1/11/09 12:58 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote: In comes the amendments.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING SONG!!!!
caps.

i'm one of those people that aren't made for pumping out pushups and pullups etc. i'm much better at free weights and such.

anyway...

80 pushups
20 pullups (or chinups)
70 crunches (fuck you i don't care if i have a six pack)

granted i'm 170lbs. so that's a lot of weight.

great, i feel like an asshole now...

At 1/11/09 08:33 PM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 1/11/09 08:29 PM, firemaker60 wrote: Basically, ReadyBoost....

Oh...sounds interesting. I dont have any flash drives...I dont see how a couple of GBs can make your computer go faster. I have 100GB left in my computer, and I cant do anything?

RAM = random access memory, meaning that it stores that shit the doesn't need to be saved in this area. that's why it is good for games because when you play a game you have little bits of info that your computer needs to process, but doesn't need to save any of it. so it stores this info in your ram, and then it deletes the data when you shutdown. so if you have more ram then your computer can save more data, and it can therefor run a lot smoother. your "100 gb" you have left is in your hardrive, and that's for saving things (obviously).

"kid with downs, wins the race, even though he stood in place"

best part.

don't be a flamer (aka a fagot, har har har) just be yourself. i am and i don't get any complaints.

plus it's the interwebz what do you care what some person that you never met thinks about you? YOU SHOULDN'T! is the correct answer.

At 1/10/09 05:24 PM, Headshot777 wrote: It does look kinda photoshopped...

your mom looks kinda photoshopped!

is a song changes your life you are a fagot.

plain and simple.

napoleon dynamite

At 1/10/09 02:04 PM, Dorkcraft wrote: http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=UPS+
shipping+tracker

your so smart! but that's not what i asked, and plus my i.d number on my package doesn't work for some reason. shoulda put that in there i guess.

At 1/8/09 08:56 PM, Dew wrote: Nothing is wrong with you, you're just in what I like to call "Pre normal user" Activity where you're still nooby and like to post in everything, but have noticed that most of the posts are irrelevant and redundant.

he basically summed up what i was going to say, but i'll post anyway cause i can

simple i ordered a package
ups sent me an email saying that i should get it today
sent email at 12
so
i assume that i have to wait a little while longer
because the truck could just be an hour away right?

so am i right or wrong?

At 1/2/09 04:28 AM, darkmaster962000 wrote: fap.

beat me to it (it is ng after all)

but i didn't have to plan on fapping for the rest of my life, my dick did it for me

alt is teh gayzorz!!!111!!11 lololololololololololol!!!11!1!!1!!!11

ice skating sucks more then roller skating, and they both suck.
i can't do either, so ya...

this guy as some good ones!

go suck a SNOWBALL!!

At 1/9/09 05:06 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: I ordered this shirt from the physics and astronomy department at my school. I think its pretty awesome. Thoughts?

PS. In case you can't exactly tell, it says "Physics gives me a HADRON"

o.... does it now?

your mom sitting on me...

get it...

she's fat!