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At 8/24/08 11:28 PM, JunkieMonkey111 wrote: he is already a little spoiled brat who thinks no one can stop him.

better not tell him about excersize, or he might turn into an unstoppable person. ya, i would have kicked the shit out of that little kid. any good parent would have.

At 8/25/08 05:22 PM, THEJamoke wrote: I would like to take this opportunity to address a growing concern:

The term "moose knuckle" is frequently improperly used. Not to be confused with "camel toe,"
"moose knuckle" refers to the male genital bulge

HAHA! never heard of moose knuckle before, good shit.

have you ever heard of this thing. they call it an opinion

be a pornstar , that is if i still had the thought and mind-set of a guy.

At 8/25/08 05:11 PM, minic78 wrote:

At 8/25/08 05:09 PM, paintballr wrote:

At 8/25/08 05:08 PM, minic78 wrote: *looks behind me*

I JUST CAME.

easily excited are we, and do i sense a bit of premature ejaculation?

you got me hot, just take the god damn compliment

i don't roll that way, jack!

At 8/25/08 05:09 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: I didn't know it to well, but its still weird.

From what I hear, he ran across the highway trying to get to McDonald's. I guess he tripped and got hit by a car, and was on life support until sometime afternoon.

We are probably going to have some bullshit moment of silence which I do not believe this kid deserves. He ran across the highway and died. What else could you expect?

i ran across a highway and didn't die. i'm the exception! and this is even further proof that McDonalds kills in more ways then one.

At 8/25/08 05:08 PM, minic78 wrote: *looks behind me*

I JUST CAME.

easily excited are we, and do i sense a bit of premature ejaculation?

At 8/25/08 12:50 PM, Brick-top wrote: I feel sorry for killing a wasp. It's not first time I've done it and I've been stung plenty of times. It's not like they're out to get you.

But it is kinda pathetic that you kill something thousands of times smaller than yourself just because it has the potential of making you go wah wah wah for 20 minutes.

just keep in mind that by the time a human is born, billions of wasps have been born. and to make you sad, billions more have died in that time to. so all in all, it evens out.

At 7/26/08 10:07 AM, IamWeird33 wrote: There are some things I see in flash that are white that should be black.
No I'm not mbeing racial.
Here's an example I've seen screenshots of angryfaic where the backgrounds is black but whenever i play it it looks like this:

haha. you and your internet explorer ways. GET FIREFOX NOW!

At 8/24/08 09:55 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: inb4 dozens of thirteen-year-olds lying through their teeth.

i don't smoke. but i'm not thirteen either. i'm on a "truth-roll" *hahaha*

nits italic, doesn't mean anything. so i'm cool with it

At 8/25/08 04:45 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 8/25/08 04:41 PM, paintballr wrote: salty,

Busted, you will now tell us how you know what semen tastes like, no excuses of " my gf told me " cause we all know you have been, are and will be single till your death and beyond.

Confess!

it'd be more fun for you (and everybody else) if you told me why i know what it tastes like.

At 8/24/08 10:30 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Modern Christians are ass-hats. The only part of Christianity you need to know is that you need to respect God, respect your parents, and respect all humans equally. Everything that was said after that is a bunch of HOO-HAH.

i do all but the first one, and i'm agnositc. respect your parents cause they do a lot of good things to you, and respect people if they are good. nothing wrong in returning the favor.

At 8/25/08 04:42 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Do you want....a handjob...or something??

Cause I'm not really into that...

na, just seeking some clarity on why it's called spunk

hmm... seamen. that's cool i guess. but why spunk? sperm doesn't really "do it" for me. it's kind of like "hey baby making fluid.... alright." also it must not be that fun, or rewarding, to get a face full of the stuff. i mean it's sticky, salty, wet, and creamy (yum). not my thing, but that could be that i'm a straight guy. but spunk is happiness, and hyper. sperm is neither happy (unless you like the thought of it), and it is not hyper. so why spunk?

i know for a fact that i am going to get banned today

1) my thread got deleted
2) i posted in what i'm sure qualify as "spam topics"
3) and i have horrible luck with this kind of stuff

so mods how longs it going to be this time? 3 days, 5, 7, or more

o and i've been banned for posting in "spam topics" for the past 8 weeks, most of the time more then once in one week. so would ya kindly tell me how long i'll be gone if you decide to ban me based on this thread, or i'll just get my little message that i hold near and dear to my heart. so lets just see how this is going to go down.

At 7/24/08 03:33 PM, lol-king wrote: have there been so many 13 year olds on the bbs?

i hardly see a desent post anymore...except from lvl 20+

explain!!!!

well i thought i made decent posts, but i guess i was wrong.

At 7/24/08 03:23 PM, SCUD14 wrote: Today my brother bought a SNES with f zero and dr mario. It works.

and he should play till he dies

emulators are cooler and cheaper... I BROKEDED TEH RULZ!!

she has a 20 pound, one eyed, baby smasher in her pants.

1 dog, 1 cat

At 7/24/08 03:00 PM, FrozenSheep wrote: Its a bear in a dress

it's your mom in a dress!!! lolololololololololol!!!

imma get banned doooodd!

didn't post there but i'm sure that nobody on ng thought it was true, and probably just making fun of you for making such a shit thread.

awesome

madness is extremely mediocre anyway

at first i thought it was going to be a lolcatz thing, but that was pretty funny

except for that man/lady that gave birth

test 1: passed
test 2: passed
test 3: got to 71

ummm.... it was a little league game. something must have made him extremely excited to jerk-off at a little league game. keep it in your pants.

i drink a LOT of green tea

At 7/23/08 11:50 AM, Black-Chaos wrote:

At 7/23/08 11:48 AM, Strategize wrote: LOL there's a place called cumming???

LOLOLOL YEAH. I LIEK LIVE THERE. :DDDDDDD

Seriously... wow. :/

OMG!!!!11 THT MST MEAN UR LIKE A SUPA PERVERT1!!1