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Piggybacking:
You don't need your eyes for sex.
At the same time, I've never closed my eyes during the whole time.

you obviously don't need eyes for sex. it just makes it easier for you to aim, plus most women don't like it in their hair.

At 5/18/14 12:36 AM, rendibsivad wrote:

At 5/18/14 12:28 AM, Ron-Geno wrote: Sleeping with a blind person might be fun.

Yes.. but.. It could be dangerous too... I guess

well if you have to guess u'll probably a virgin,
she might headbutt you going for a kiss... after tonguing your ass.

every morning i wake up to the woman clinging to me, usually my junk.
then i stumble out of bed to the bathroom to take my morning poop, while smoking a cig.
weird part is that im not Italian