depends on how they'd use it. if I get choked with it, it would hurt and take maybe 15-30 minutes. there's also the fact that you can get bludgeoned to death with chains. that would take even longer and hurt more.

testicular torsion?

that's a bad idea. and you know who would most likely make this bad idea come to life? uwe boll.

halo series. it's so generic, yet everybody loves it. I get more joy playing castle wolfenstein or original doom.

this thread is made of double standard and fail.

of course all people have adam's apples. I have a deep voice, but see the thing is that it doesn't look like I have an adam's apple at all.

copy pasta?

the quality's ass(thank you youtube) but I'm liking what you're doing so far.

only a drunk duck would host this trash.

well I can't complain. without golf I wouldn't have had my job, which is to landscape the open and mow greens in such a way that even an anal retentive person may agree upon the condition of it. I see these old geezers hitting there balls and crap while I'm still working and I kinda throw their game because the lawn mowers are so loud.

woohoo free fish. yoink.

that's a really dumbass question to ask. they're completely different.

At 7/12/08 07:39 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: "Mom... Dad... 'I Am Legend' is garbage."

Billy go to your room >:(

At 7/12/08 10:15 PM, igott wrote: At leat they haven't goten madness yet.

the question here is: would they want to?

dave chappelle
jeff dunham
gabriel iglesias (fluffy dude kicks ass)

its mom shouldn't have lapped up the brewskies

gurren laggann is going to show on sci-fi channel in a couple of weeks. if you have never heard of it, watch it (voice acting may be ass but watch it anyways) one of the most interesting mecha series ever. I could watch it again and again and a gain if I had the time.

I dunno. maybe it's only stampers reason to live :\

hahaha guro. good times. rolled my nemesis with so much of that shit.

say what you want, but I liked disturbed before they were cool

when was the first time you got your first hard on and to what?

b for great justice.

when I was around 9 I saw some slightly torn porno on my way home from school. curious, I picked it up and some upclose beaver shots, big tits, etc. it gave me a boner, but I thought nothing of it.

three years later my mom had a cable box with free pay per view and movie channels and shit like that. I couldn't go to sleep one night so I started channel surfing. I stumbled upon a show called real sex on hbo. I saw this chick on top of a dude then he pulled off, jerked off and came on her back. "so that's what you do with it" I thought. so shortly after I tried it in the bathroom and that was the first time I bust a nut.

I remember that. that was awesome :D

At 7/9/08 07:02 PM, Brick-top wrote:

At 7/9/08 06:59 PM, P-51 wrote: look up pol-pot's reign. there's a high number right there.

Stalin and Hitler both caused the deaths of more people.

tut tut

dude I said it's a high number. it's not like I'm saying it's THE HIGHEST number of human mortality.

look up pol-pot's reign. there's a high number right there.

At 7/8/08 12:42 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: Why does everyone hate this movie I really liked it...

it's not that I didn't like it, the first half was pretty funny. It's just that this twist midway through the movie killed it for me.

did someone already say taki from soul calibur? hot ninja chick in skintight stealth suit. how could that not give you a stiffy?

I'd eat that.

never mind that it parodied MGS. at least a few animators have done this several thousand times before this. It's just that everything about it is just so appallingly awful. I tried to sit through it. I really couldn't do it. I vote fairly. I try to see the whole thing before I grade, but this wasn't remotely even remotely good in any aspect whatsoever. what a fucking waste of time. perhaps there's an ulterior motive as to why this is so. individually everybody taking part in this abortion may be really good or perhaps not. but the end product here sort of killed me inside. it was so very horrid.

I am a fan of lots of things, but I have no problem with people who may say it sucks or people who parody such things. If it's done tastefully or with good humor I'm all for it. but you faggots with your bitchiness "zomg thay maed fun of snaek! WHY!!!!BLAM!!!" how about growing a brain or letting your balls drop. or better yet just do the genepool a favor and off yourselves right out. yes this is the internet, yes this may be just a refuge from a boring or shitty life in reality, but god damn why not pull your head from your asses and actually think about what you're saying for once. when you do this everybody wins.