Here's a few

Who do you think you are, Brown?

"I'm afraid, Luis, Newgrounds just doesn't need your kind anymore. We're thinking of really taking the China thing seriously for once, and y'know, you're just baggage to them."

I live in the catchment area and get free tickets, hah, so I may see you there.

AFTER I PARK NEXT TO THE GATE IN MY RESIDENT'S CAR PARK.

Anarchy, mass looting.

Poor

My God, you made a signature about your pathetic thread.

At 10/4/09 03:38 PM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 10/4/09 03:38 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 10/4/09 03:34 PM, therealanimator wrote: get the ng tank logo...

Get a dolphin riding on the NG tank instead of a segway.

That's pretty silly.

Make it an orange dolphin.

Scat porn just got tasty, mmmm, reel in that fresh market.

That's very specific; can I add the sums of money for these items combined and PayPal it to you, Squire?

At 10/3/09 04:11 PM, mrpowpow wrote: mine is nicer!

I would actually feel less embarassed to drive this, it would be more so humorous than nerdy.

So I can watch films from the bed with Gagsy.

My family has always been dependant in old age, my grandparents are still looking after my aunt, and looking after her kids. In their 80s, and working.

At 10/3/09 12:45 PM, Dmabster wrote:

At 10/3/09 12:40 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: DAMNIT!!! Where was this thread a year ago when I needed it!!!

Yours isnt that bad

Your logic is folly

At 10/2/09 05:05 PM, Sweeper128 wrote: I'm expecting something more. I'll watch Peep Show and see if he's on the Cam during the break.

Fuck everything else, you're half way there; just watch Peep Show and nothing else, that's the way I go and shit's great. The only clever, original comedy on television now.

The internet is falling

Aye, I can't get on certain sites, most importantly being YouTube. However, Newgrounds is still 100% viable as a browsing option.

Funk just sorta pre-dates back to when music all began. It was a rythm, it was a beat, and we all were in beautiful unison to unite under a common factor of love of dancing in time. Aww yeah.

bang the drums, baby, bang the drums

At 10/2/09 05:50 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Let me just put this concept out there: AUTISM, ASPERGUS SYNDROME AND MOST OTHER MENTAL PROBLEMS ARE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTIONS MADE IN THE MODERN AGE TO ACCOUNT FOR DIFFICULTY IN SOME AREAS.

There you go.

Autism is still incredibly real, trust me, I've seen the extremeties of it. The social constructions are simply that we have designated it a name, like dubbing gravity the title. Autism shouldn't really be compared with things like ADD, which is really stretched out to shit.

And to the user that said evolution is not effected by environment, you are totally wrong. An example is the Peppered Moth, a type of moth that had a mass of its population wiped out, indirectly, due to the industrial revolution. Trees were far paler, and the moths were the right colour, and hid from predators in these trees. Some moths were slightly darker though, and when smog and pollution darkened the trees over time, these were the moths that hid from predators. Over time, the paler peppered moth HAS died out, and the peppered moth has evolved with environment to match it. That is evolution, to adapt to environment. It's survival of the fittest, because the fittest isn't just the toughest, but the one who can adapt and fit to where they live to survive the best.

There's currently no explanation to the existance of Autism, so really, who knows? I don't believe it's evolution though; the malgamation of mind such as Autism has been about in any species since forever, it's an unfortunate defect in the structuring of the brain, 'posessive male syndrome' it's sometimes been described as. Not so much evolution, but a deformation of original primal instincts that we evolved from.

At 10/1/09 09:08 PM, simon wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:13 PM, flashwarrior wrote: Pico day is enough to celebrate all of the NG mascots.

This man speaks truth. Pico day is celebrated for all of the Newgrounds flash, including Tom's Birthday.

And my birthday.

At 9/28/09 04:55 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: You CAN'T FUCK a Mermaid, because they don't have asses OR baginas!! (yes, I meant to misspell that)
I have just rendered this thread completely useless (unless you count oral as sex).

All mammals have an anus, how do you think a mermaid would excrete? Are you assuming all aquatic life never takes a shit? If you've ever gutted a fish, you'd know that you gut it from the brown hole to the mouth hole, and then tear out the organs. You could so fuck a mermaid, however it may not be the nicest, depending on their 'humanistic' hygene levels.

At 9/30/09 08:46 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 9/30/09 08:43 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: they're meh. Nothing special. I'm not really fond of their music, but I am not compelled to turn off the TV or radio when I hear them, unlike, say, Panic at the Disco.

To my surprise, I found I actually like a good bit of Panic at the Disco songs.

And Paramore is cool in my book, any singer featured in a song by Say Anything is a singer I need to listen to.

In positive light you have mentioned Say Anything; good graces to you, today, sir. I now like you more.

At 9/30/09 09:10 AM, citricsquid wrote: I was 18 on monday, not even hugged a girl.

FUCKING YEAH

Oh dear, you're missing out a lot, I'm sorry. I'll hook you up. Bodies pressing against each other in love is the nicest thing ever.

So let me clear it up suttin that I have to say

That's just bad, you should be ashamed.

Thrice - Beggars is a real, real stirring one for me. Shit's even in my signature.

In third-world countries, a lot of the time they have lots of children so they have a force that can work enough on fields for the dying, AIDS-ridden parents.

My girlfriend is unbelievably obsesseed with Newton Faulkner, but they suit her, so it's cute. They're okay.

Read articles written by David Mitchell in The Guardian because they're just as awesome every time.

At 9/25/09 11:58 AM, lawlmaster wrote: Autism is another excuse so children and disobey children.

bible thumps are idiots.

You're talking about ADHD; I doubt you've ever seen the plentiful bad cases Autism, it's really horrible.