Funk just sorta pre-dates back to when music all began. It was a rythm, it was a beat, and we all were in beautiful unison to unite under a common factor of love of dancing in time. Aww yeah.

bang the drums, baby, bang the drums

At 10/2/09 05:50 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Let me just put this concept out there: AUTISM, ASPERGUS SYNDROME AND MOST OTHER MENTAL PROBLEMS ARE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTIONS MADE IN THE MODERN AGE TO ACCOUNT FOR DIFFICULTY IN SOME AREAS.

There you go.

Autism is still incredibly real, trust me, I've seen the extremeties of it. The social constructions are simply that we have designated it a name, like dubbing gravity the title. Autism shouldn't really be compared with things like ADD, which is really stretched out to shit.

And to the user that said evolution is not effected by environment, you are totally wrong. An example is the Peppered Moth, a type of moth that had a mass of its population wiped out, indirectly, due to the industrial revolution. Trees were far paler, and the moths were the right colour, and hid from predators in these trees. Some moths were slightly darker though, and when smog and pollution darkened the trees over time, these were the moths that hid from predators. Over time, the paler peppered moth HAS died out, and the peppered moth has evolved with environment to match it. That is evolution, to adapt to environment. It's survival of the fittest, because the fittest isn't just the toughest, but the one who can adapt and fit to where they live to survive the best.

There's currently no explanation to the existance of Autism, so really, who knows? I don't believe it's evolution though; the malgamation of mind such as Autism has been about in any species since forever, it's an unfortunate defect in the structuring of the brain, 'posessive male syndrome' it's sometimes been described as. Not so much evolution, but a deformation of original primal instincts that we evolved from.

At 10/1/09 09:08 PM, simon wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:13 PM, flashwarrior wrote: Pico day is enough to celebrate all of the NG mascots.

This man speaks truth. Pico day is celebrated for all of the Newgrounds flash, including Tom's Birthday.

And my birthday.

At 9/28/09 04:55 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: You CAN'T FUCK a Mermaid, because they don't have asses OR baginas!! (yes, I meant to misspell that)
I have just rendered this thread completely useless (unless you count oral as sex).

All mammals have an anus, how do you think a mermaid would excrete? Are you assuming all aquatic life never takes a shit? If you've ever gutted a fish, you'd know that you gut it from the brown hole to the mouth hole, and then tear out the organs. You could so fuck a mermaid, however it may not be the nicest, depending on their 'humanistic' hygene levels.

At 9/30/09 08:46 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 9/30/09 08:43 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: they're meh. Nothing special. I'm not really fond of their music, but I am not compelled to turn off the TV or radio when I hear them, unlike, say, Panic at the Disco.

To my surprise, I found I actually like a good bit of Panic at the Disco songs.

And Paramore is cool in my book, any singer featured in a song by Say Anything is a singer I need to listen to.

In positive light you have mentioned Say Anything; good graces to you, today, sir. I now like you more.

At 9/30/09 09:10 AM, citricsquid wrote: I was 18 on monday, not even hugged a girl.

FUCKING YEAH

Oh dear, you're missing out a lot, I'm sorry. I'll hook you up. Bodies pressing against each other in love is the nicest thing ever.

So let me clear it up suttin that I have to say

That's just bad, you should be ashamed.

Thrice - Beggars is a real, real stirring one for me. Shit's even in my signature.

In third-world countries, a lot of the time they have lots of children so they have a force that can work enough on fields for the dying, AIDS-ridden parents.

My girlfriend is unbelievably obsesseed with Newton Faulkner, but they suit her, so it's cute. They're okay.

Read articles written by David Mitchell in The Guardian because they're just as awesome every time.

At 9/25/09 11:58 AM, lawlmaster wrote: Autism is another excuse so children and disobey children.

bible thumps are idiots.

You're talking about ADHD; I doubt you've ever seen the plentiful bad cases Autism, it's really horrible.

At 9/24/09 03:35 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 9/24/09 03:30 PM, Otto wrote: Newgrounds takes over the world; it's a franchise, it's an army, it's a cult. Shop NG into the world now, bitches.

You should have put 50 tiny tanks instead of 1 big one.

"This just in: PRESIDENT TOM CHANGES FLAG AGAIN!"

not quite 50 but few're helping

War rages between the United States of Newgrounds and TERRORISTS.

Worldwide franchises spread across the western world.

"This just in: the news-copter claims to hear chantings of "AGNREH FAIC" outside the Whitehouse!"

Newgrounds takes over the world; it's a franchise, it's an army, it's a cult. Shop NG into the world now, bitches.

By legalising weed, and selling it in some sort of franchize, you can sever the tie between buyer and dealer, which is where people are introduced into harder class A drugs. Surely that's a bad thing, the dealer connection? Legalise it; sever the connection.

And now it's your life-long duty to raise her well. Good luck.

Every country has nice bits and bad bits, I guess. Depends how exploiting I am.

In all serious, you won't learn shit if you can't make your own judgement call.

On allof the internet, that was the most unenjoyable thing to watch.

Lol, you drew Madness characters and your teacher praised you? You've gotta have some fucking low drawing standards, man.

At 9/21/09 05:26 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: If the bath had been cleaned before you washed your dog some of the cleaning product may have been still in there and caused the guills to inflame and not function properly.

Oh dear, you might be right, we did clean the bath with bleach before-hand so we could get the dog extra clean. Not sure if I washed the bleach out after though. I didn't know bleach could hurt my dog's guills so bad.

At 9/21/09 05:16 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Get the dog new gills, duh.

Yeah, maybe, I think the vet's gonna fit some new ones in her. But I hope not, it'd probably cost all my pocket money and my moms aren't gonna be happy if they have to shell out all they money just for a dog they don't even like.

I was giving my dog a bath, like usual, and I thought it would be fun to hold it under the water like I normally do; she was enjoying it until it seemed like something got stuck in her gills and she stopped breathing, it was so so horrible I almost cried. My moms're taking her to the vets right now, I think some of her dirt from the bath clogged them up. What can I do, Newgrounds?

Shame about all the numbers. Being blazed is fun.

Shut up, boy, they are one of the greatest things ever.

Will there be a pirate collection like we asked for a very long time ago for The Pirate Collab?