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Author Search Results: 'Otto'

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Blushing

Topic: Why is this sort of stuff not on NG

Posted: 11/20/09 07:49 PM

Forum: General

Very impressive, I was kept incredibly attentive and not only was it really well done, but it was just plain hilarious and awesome.


2.

None

Topic: Artificial Hymen

Posted: 11/20/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

"Made in Japan" really explains it all, I guess.


3.

Sad

Topic: What's Google selling on your page?

Posted: 11/20/09 03:02 PM

Forum: General

This totally irrelivant ad is all I get each time.

What's Google selling on your page?


4.

None

Topic: New Addition to the Patel family!

Posted: 11/19/09 06:05 PM

Forum: General

I have faith in your ability as a father, you're a calm-seeming guy and that's what counts.


5.

None

Topic: People smarter than you?

Posted: 11/19/09 04:56 PM

Forum: General

ITT: egos.


6.

None

Topic: For those that say Cartoons died

Posted: 11/19/09 04:55 PM

Forum: General

I got my brother the first Pokémon series on DVD, Cow and Chicken amongst other things, and the kid's four, and he's told me he likes it more compared to the newer stuff. Iunno, it really does seem like more went into the old ones, than does now.


7.

None

Topic: @Weed.Threads

Posted: 11/17/09 01:51 PM

Forum: General

At 11/17/09 01:38 PM, megakill wrote:
At 11/17/09 01:34 PM, whatispower wrote: Shit i think im one of the only pot heads who doesn't want weed to be legal. I wont have a export anymore i might have to start selling crack or heroin....creepy
lol, could you imagine a bunch of pot heads protesting against the legalization of weed because it'll put them out of a job?

It probably wouldn't; packaged green that's probably going to not be duty-free'll end up costing more and people will just grow their own.


8.

None

Topic: How safe is it to be nude?

Posted: 11/17/09 02:51 AM

Forum: General

Don't wanna catch your nut-sack on a low table or something.


9.

None

Topic: Happy Birthday Wade!

Posted: 11/17/09 02:49 AM

Forum: General

Hey Wade, how does it feel to have a younger brother with a birthday people care about more?

Yeah I thought it didn't matter, mature, old man.

10.

None

Topic: Swine Flu confirmed in outer space?

Posted: 11/13/09 11:37 AM

Forum: General

At 11/13/09 10:16 AM, Anozke wrote:
At 11/13/09 10:13 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: Impossible it's frigid cold in space and the virus could never survive.
If bacteria can survive on the moon, even after humans left, then maybe viruses could adapt to the climate too.

Have you any sources for this statement, at all?


11.

None

Topic: Favourite or favorite?

Posted: 11/12/09 05:11 PM

Forum: General

At 11/12/09 03:34 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: 'Sup.

American MSWord.

Favourite or favorite?


12.

Shouting

Topic: Jade Demodded

Posted: 11/12/09 05:04 PM

Forum: General

At 11/12/09 04:37 PM, andhination wrote: Wait, are we happy or sad?
Do we hate Jade or is she cool?

I just don't know, and we're all trying so hard to be cool.


13.

None

Topic: tarboy

Posted: 11/12/09 03:40 PM

Forum: General

Substantial effort is key.


14.

None

Topic: UK Charity.

Posted: 11/12/09 12:40 PM

Forum: General

At 11/12/09 11:09 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Children In Need: Also known as burning half the money on advertising. There's a good charity.

Without advertising they wouldn't even have that remaining half, right? They need more voluntary advertising, though.


15.

Happy

Topic: ugly girls thinking they're fine

Posted: 11/12/09 02:51 AM

Forum: General

They have learnt to grow the self-esteem and confidence that will carry them past their ugliness, and instead of being a jealous little urchin, you should get some respect, too.


16.

None

Topic: In Food Studies I'm supposed to...

Posted: 11/11/09 05:45 PM

Forum: General

If you can get a good banana for $0.20 then you can make a good meal from $3. You're not too creative.


17.

None

Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

Yo bitch I'm Otto got rhymez and skills
But like you I'm goin' nowhere, can't pay tha bills.

The end.


18.

None

Topic: My first drink.

Posted: 11/11/09 05:43 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 03:34 PM, MoriChax wrote:
At 11/11/09 03:28 PM, dx5231 wrote: You kiddin me, you never had a drink before?
Why is this hard to understand?

Because all male NGers are cool and drink hard licquor since birth.


19.

None

Topic: underboob or cleavage?

Posted: 11/11/09 05:37 PM

Forum: General

I'm not too fussed at a lack of either. Perhaps cleavage is better, though.


20.

None

Topic: Ricky Gervais for Priminister!

Posted: 11/09/09 03:24 PM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 02:03 PM, Ejit wrote:
At 11/9/09 02:00 PM, Ledgey wrote: How about someone funny, like for example, David Mitchell.
David Mitchell is funny because he's on panel* shows and writes a mediocre sitcom and also hosts a radio show.*

David Mitchell is funny in certain people's opinions. Oh dear.

Coincidentally, Mitchell wanted to be Prime Minister before he got into Comedy, and I think he'd do an alright job of it; he's a smart guy, so I can gather.


21.

None

Topic: What will porn be like in 10 years?

Posted: 11/08/09 10:43 AM

Forum: General

The story lines will get nerdier, for example, the main guy will follow the same function as Bella Swan from Twilight -- nerdy people can project themselves upon it. Then hot, robot, women fall out the screen, and the main character, 'you', get to have sex with them. Seriously, it's going that way.

all in first person, like an FPS game, for you to relate.

22.

None

Topic: Windows 7!!!

Posted: 11/05/09 02:34 PM

Forum: General

You can't judge an OS when you've already failed to even install it.


23.

None

Topic: Best site to create/order t-shirt?

Posted: 11/04/09 07:45 PM

Forum: General

redbubble.com


24.

None

Topic: Flash Is So Fucking Gay

Posted: 11/04/09 06:49 PM

Forum: Flash

At 11/4/09 05:43 PM, 7IsUnlucky wrote: This isn't a pc, dumbshits

Flash 8 ran great on my pc before it broke (the pc, not flash)

Your vulgarity doesn't make people want to help you.


25.

None

Topic: Do U Care About Philosophy/scienc e

Posted: 11/04/09 11:05 AM

Forum: General

At 11/4/09 10:36 AM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote:
I can tell you the answers.

Be gone you self-righteous prick, stop forcing belief that your theories are the end-all truth.


26.

None

Topic: Eggs suck.

Posted: 11/04/09 08:51 AM

Forum: General

At 11/4/09 08:36 AM, gamekillereater wrote: I hate everything that's even remotely connected to chicken.
Hate the taste of it.

Scummy fecker


27.

None

Topic: Weird Sandwich Combinations

Posted: 11/03/09 10:23 AM

Forum: General

Digestive bisuits and cheese is real nice.


28.

None

Topic: Fat tax-should fat people be taxed?

Posted: 11/03/09 08:37 AM

Forum: General

At 11/3/09 08:35 AM, Ziegeman wrote: Because a person with a medical problem needs to be taxed..

..for making plane luggage limited so much.


29.

None

Topic: I have accute pancreatitis...

Posted: 11/03/09 07:32 AM

Forum: General

So what do docors tell you to do? I wish you well.


30.

None

Topic: Oral pot spray.

Posted: 11/03/09 06:33 AM

Forum: General

I doubt it'll catch on where I live, Glastonbury stoners care too much about rolling.


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