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Response to: Im so excited for summer! Posted April 3rd, 2013 in General

Until you get burned out after 2 weeks of gaming marathons and long fap sessions.

Response to: Tesco crossed a line! Posted April 3rd, 2013 in General

what the fuck is this shit, sue the pants off of them

Tesco crossed a line!

Response to: Ng Grandparents Appreciation Thread Posted April 3rd, 2013 in General

Never met my paternal grandfater.

Response to: The Red Shades Virus Posted April 3rd, 2013 in General

At 4/3/13 09:46 PM, VJF wrote: My icon makes it impossible for me to have the red shades, so I'm safe from any "virus".

Ditto.

Have you ever.. Posted April 3rd, 2013 in General

Weighed yourself before taking a shit and then doing it again afterwards?

I lost 2lb one time, and my friend claimed that he lost 10lb after Thanksgiving.

Response to: Is Newgrounds a bad word? Posted April 3rd, 2013 in General

Most people who know about it claim that is a cesspool of pr0n, so I gues so.

Response to: I Have Autism Posted April 3rd, 2013 in General

Cool.

These days, who the hell DOESN'T have autism?

Response to: Toughest Gym Leader in Pokemon Posted April 3rd, 2013 in Video Games

Clair

Not much can switch into her Kindras and Dragonairs, and Electric is less effective as you think on Kingdra. Most of her pokemon will outright resist most Special based types, and Pilo/Mamoswine will have to deal with Kingdra.

Response to: Holy fucking salt! Posted March 29th, 2013 in General

At 3/29/13 01:47 PM, Ceratisa wrote: You only need like a gram of salt day.
Good job, exceeding that before even cooking it.

sure if you want low blood pressure

Response to: Cigarettes Posted March 26th, 2013 in General

dont you just love the taste of carbon monoxide

Response to: Excessive RAM usage Posted February 3rd, 2013 in General

At 2/3/13 06:15 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 2/3/13 06:08 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: Well you obviously some sort of malware or virus , I have a shit laptop with 1 GB of RAM that I'm posting this from and plays movies and games ( that it can handle.) fine.
Yeah what he said. Or if you're THAT guy who runs like 4 antivirus programs over each other take into consideration that you only need 1.

I only have AVG active at the moment.

I shutted down some processes, but then it just went back up. Restarting helped it, but I fear that it may not be a permanent solution.

Response to: First virus that you ever had? Posted February 3rd, 2013 in General

Spyware ran rampant in some old XP computer I had.

Excessive RAM usage Posted February 3rd, 2013 in General

Hi NG, I have a serious problem on my hands.

My specs
4 GB DDR2 RAM (3.3 usable)
Windows 7 Home x32

My computer is eating too much RAM on idle. It's consuming about 2.5GB even with nothing open at all. This becomes a huge problem because if I so much as attempt to open a game, it crashes immediately along with everything else I had open. Watching movies is also proving difficult, and managing tabs is becoming a problem.

I just don't know what to do. I can't add more RAM atm because of the x32 RAM limitation.

Response to: Your NG name Posted February 3rd, 2013 in General

its a plant

Response to: Animals Not Used In Pokemon...yet Posted February 2nd, 2013 in Video Games

1. Cockroach

Genesect

2. Chicken

Torchc

3. Lion

Luxray

4. Ant

Durant... duh

5. Koala

Munchlax to an extent

Know your pokemans.

Response to: What is NG drinking today? Posted February 2nd, 2013 in General

my cum

Response to: why my tits are better than yours Posted February 2nd, 2013 in General

At 2/2/13 08:05 PM, shitposter wrote:
At 2/2/13 08:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: You fail to work with a common fetish then.
i have 40 GB on my computer solely dedicated to lactation porn thank you VERY much

Mind sharing that?

Response to: Things that annoy you Posted February 2nd, 2013 in General

Moderators

i went there
Response to: What Do Men Want? Posted February 2nd, 2013 in General

Not to be nagged to oblivion about how he is "morally obligated" to do something for you

Response to: The 'N' Word Posted January 25th, 2013 in General

itt: feeling offended is illegal

Response to: Bottled Water vs Tap Water Posted January 24th, 2013 in General

Most bottled water comes from the municipal tap anyway.

Response to: Girl suspended over bubble gun Posted January 22nd, 2013 in General

I bet if the teacher had a super soaker, this future domestic terrorist would of died in vain.

Response to: Steam Box Announcement! Posted January 22nd, 2013 in Video Games

I really don't want Steam to abuse their monopoly any more.

Response to: I hate blowjobs Posted January 13th, 2013 in General

At 1/13/13 03:24 PM, Xenomit wrote: I love blowjobs.

They're one of the greatest things a person can do for me.

Mainly because you give and get.

Response to: There's No Toilet Paper Posted January 13th, 2013 in General

Since my school's stalls are about 5 feet tall, I can reach over to the next stall.

Response to: Best Gun for Self-defense? Posted January 13th, 2013 in General

For OP, I would recommend getting a Mossberg tactical or Remington 870 Police

Depends on if you are trying to kill the guy or trying to scare them off.

Response to: Best Gun for Self-defense? Posted January 13th, 2013 in General

What happened to the days where a simple security service would suffice?

Response to: Pokemon X and Y Posted January 11th, 2013 in Video Games

Ugh, I am going to loathe this new generation even more then 5, which admittedly wasn't that bad.

I only like it for the 3D. It seems like the new gen Pokemon look even worse then the fifth generation ones, which is saying something.

The names are unoriginal. X and Y? Adults buying the game might get the wrong idea. You could of tried Amethyst and Aquamarine.

Response to: Embarrassingly old email addresses Posted January 3rd, 2013 in General

hotdude1235@gmail.com

i was 8 at the time

Response to: Your PC/Laptop Posted January 3rd, 2013 in Video Games

pretty much a bread and butter, avererage rig

intel core 2 duo E4700 @ 2GHz
HD 4000 graphics.
4 GB DDR2, however can only acess 3.31 because of 32-bit.