How do lesbeens have sex. Why with me of course. duh.

oooo you touch my tra la la.

At 11/17/05 10:30 PM, -TXR- wrote: the two pairs i have right now are both ice creams

Those are the...PANSIEST, looking shoes i have ever seen. What are you a toddler?

and as usual I always forget the pic.

I really need to get off the meds.

My Nike Pegasuses. These babies must have something like 300+ miles on them because they used to be my running shoes, then my racing shoes, and have been my general walking shoes for the past 3 years.

At 11/17/05 09:20 PM, BlindPeopleDontHear wrote: I would be the Leviathan.
I mean, it can breathe fire, underwater

Thats funny becuase i named my penis Leviathan.

But as for the question of what mythical creature I would be.

Why a girl of course. Then i could get countless numbers of pubescent boys to be my slaves and cater to my every whim with nothing in return.

Sigh if only those exsisted.

Girls dont exsist on the interweb. Your wasting your time if you think they do.

Girls on the interweb, pshu, I bet you also think that girls poop, christ what a maroon.

At 11/17/05 06:48 AM, TraxData wrote: hello, please take this topic serious.
for the last 2 months i was bodybuilding, and I gained extra 10 kilos, I was 45 and now I am 55.

And thats entirely evident through your 2 layers of clothes and a ridiculous jacket.

I also changed my hair style and bought new threads.

Your hair looks like a badly placed leaky toupee and your clothes are laughable.

please tell me if I can hit the girls now, will htey like me? and please no lame topic answers like "hahaha nerd nub:"

The fact that you had to get approval from an internet site, and actually ask "can i hit on girls now" means you arent ready.

In conclusion you have a face only a mother could love, the fasion sense of a retired circus preformer, and the understanding of females that rivals a 36 year old virgin.

How you can improve;
1. Lose the moron jacket, instead get something that isnt in denim and dosent have a stupid pilot logo.
2. Either shave your head completely or grow your hair so it actually covers your head. You look like your getting male pattern baldness with that cut.
3. Get some confidence.
4. Muscles mean nothing if they are visible, lots of time you might have muscles but they just look like they are covered in fat. Its all about definiton.

That should get you started.

At 11/16/05 01:56 AM, Insanatic wrote: Taking shots of gasoline, then tell me what it does

It makes ya throw up and feel like utter crap for 2 days. Plus everything smells and tastes like gasoline the next day no matter what you try to do to get rid of it.

Sour Skittles.

Even though they are destructive to your taste buds.

running, go out for a 3 mile run and you will get so high you dont feel anything anymore. Then you can go for 5 miles+ until you start to feel shit again. Then your 9 miles away from where you started and you hurt like hell. Have fun.

I dont watch TV.

But when i used to courage the cowardly dog and freakazoid were the only things I considered entertaining enough to sit through.

While posing, nude or clothed, as a modle for an art class.

HOLY AWKWARDNESS BATMAN!

or running in a cross country race, all the spectators are really close and those shorts dont cover much, plus running with a boner hurts.

I would imagine getting one at a swim meet would suck as well.

At 11/16/05 01:15 AM, veyron wrote: I still use a cd player :P

Ditto, I just burn all my MP3's onto cd's then delete them off my computer. I preffer CD players because i dont have to sort through a bagillion songs to find what i want, just a few CD'S which i keep very orginaized and presto, i have the exact music to fit my mood.

Not to shabby. Original character?

My only suggestion would be to add a very inconspicuos backround. Not a lot of stuff, just a litte to make it look like he isnt floating in space. I will add weight to the drawing.

Red Faction (1)

*SPOILER ALERT*

First of all, the final boss is just a regular dude and dies with like 4 shots. Then you have to solve stupid puzzle, then the movie starts.

end movie goes something like this; *disarms bomb* "Phew made it" "OMG A GIANT PLANE IS GOING TO SHOT US *plane explodes* "this is the earth polive we gonna rescue you" "yey" *the end*
all that happens in about 30 seconds.

Also Far Cry's ending really took it up the pooper.

Actually I would still say an ipod is better than that thing.

As much as I dislike ipods they have a nice button interface and even the smallest one is 10gigs for as for as I know, plus the fact that they can go up to 80gigs(?) is pretty impressive.

However they are made by apple, which means they are sensitve, fragile, like to fuck up for no particular reason, ridiculously priced, have some sort of repair scam going that makes it impossible to fix without paying copious amounts of money, and white is just fugly (yes they do come in other colors, i know, shut up). Basically ipods are just like Macs.

Went in for a doctors check up the other day, they measured me at 6'3" exact.

I think a movie should be at least 10 years old before they decide to remake it.

On that note

In the Heat of the Night

Deliverance

Coming to America

At 11/13/05 05:15 PM, Sarai wrote: I mean this in all seriousness, I have never shaved and I don't have hair on my legs, arms, armpits or anywhere else there isn't meant to be any.

Most asian girls I know dont. My ex (also asian) never shaved anything (or had to for that matter). I guess asain chicks are just naturally body hairless (excluding pubes)

Fooseball, sadly there is no way to prove it other than tell you my record of being undefeated in a whole shite load of games. Pity there are no fooseball tourney's around here.

At 11/14/05 02:06 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Lol scotsman is all like

"I was really fucking scared"

"we wouldn't be"

"...maan"

Well at least ive ejumacated yall on what a fox sounds like. So now if you ever hear one you wont shit your pants in fear/confusion. Seriously they sound like monkeys mixed with babies, that clip dosent do it justice, even though its a great clip.

At 11/14/05 02:11 AM, ScrunchMuppet wrote: Also agree that Matrix 3 was the worst ending ever.

The Matrix 3 definetly had a shitty ending. But nothing can top the ending in High Tension.

It was mind numbingly bad, and obviously not very thought out.

May I remind everyone that you havent the slightest clue what it is/could be. You arent even sure if its an animal (although what else could it be).

What happend;

I kept hearing it and decided to go out and investigate, took me flashlight and found a nice big stick. Then i tried to go in the direction i thought it was coming from, but fuck its so damn loud that its hard to tell where and how close it is. Eventually it stops and I make my way back to the tent, I zip it up and dont sleep the rest of the night. Thankfully no more fox noises though.

So your out camping, alone, in the woods. Your drifting off to sleep in your tent while reading a book by flashlight when suddenly you hear this .

How scared would you be and what would you do.

Oh and you dont have a knife or any sort of weapon.

This is also considering you havent the slightest fucking clue that its only a fox.

(true story)

White Noise- Movie starts awsome, stays awsome till about the middle, and then plummets into absolute retardedness that ruins the whole movie towards the end

At 11/13/05 11:30 PM, DirtySyko wrote: I'm going to assassinate ramagi and dress up in her skin. Then if somebody decides to stop by her house and take me to NG prom, I'll go with him.

That just gave me a raging hardon....

Im taking the corpse Ramagi/DirtySyko

At 11/13/05 11:13 PM, Flash_Cat wrote: The butterfly effect.

worst ending ever.

Yeah the original ending was kinda cheesy, but the alternate ending kicked so much ass. Get the dvd and watch that, it rules.

At 11/13/05 11:17 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Identity: Yeah. Anti-climax

yeah the ending itself was kinda predictable, but you got to admit the other twist in it was just freakin awsome.

We all know what I'm talking about, you go out and a see a movie and it kicks total ass.... until the end, where the directors ran out of ideas or something and totally tanked and made a piss poor ending that failed at making a cool twist.

So come on post the movie(s) that you thought were great until the ending that totaly sucked.

(please try to keep spoilers to a minimum, and if you are going to post one, warn people first.)

High Tension- Horrible ending that didnt work at all with rest of movie

Warriors of Heaven and Earth- Completly pointless ending that was built up to be awsome then fell horribly short

Akira- Made no sense and the japanese just love giant destructive blobs dont they.

Suicide Club- Made absolutly no sense and finished way to abruptly with to much unexplained.

Your turn
(Saw has a good ending, even if it was predictable so dont bother putting it)