Dunananananan dunanananana BATMAN!

NAME:Kuricando
AGE:29
RACE: Vatashineruniufut <fleeber - bleeber- blee>
ABILITIES:
Kamehamehahahemahemahehaaaaaa!
PSEHW PSHEW
Ultimate insta death uber flash hand ball thing.
POWER LEVELS:
Kid - Pointless number with no real comparison basis.
Super Kid - Pointless number
Teen - Pointless number
Super Teen - Pointless number
SV (Super Vatashineruniufutian) - Pointless number
Early - Pointless number
Mid - Pointless number
Mid Angry - Pointless number
End - Pointless number
SV Adult - Pointless number
Fusion - Pointless number
SV2 - Pointless number
SV2 Fusion - Pointless number
SV3 - Pointless number
SV4 - Over 9000
SV5 - Pointless number
Future - Pointless number

BIO:
He is from a planet where he is the last of his kind except for other when the plot so desires it. he is the strongest being ever.

CHARACTERISTICS:
Big hair, yells a lot, never shows his true power, talks for hours instead of fights.

Not only is it normal, but its entirely meaningless, pointless, and irrelevant to their futures.

None, nothing ever needs a sequel. Why cant people enjoy the first and then move on from there instead of fucking milking things till they spurt bloody pus out of their tits.

At 8/28/09 01:49 PM, Tommy-Gun wrote: Damn, what's better than the life of a bad-ass pencil thief?

You have no idea, I supplied my first 2 years of college solely on the shit i stole from my art class in high school.

At 8/28/09 05:03 PM, Luis wrote: Quality art portal submissions now appear on the front page :)

Quality? Not if I have anything to do with it! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!
(time to find a bunch of throbbing dick pictures, because this is Newgrounds after all)

Because urine matches my girlish figure.

Its mother fucking Bob Ross time in here you bitches. Get your happy little brushes with your happy little trees and make some happy little accidents.

The majority of newgrounds hates the following people

Gothclawz
Davidzx
Eyelovepoozy

At 8/15/09 01:04 AM, bdash1990 wrote: What should i do with it?

Who gives a shit, you have 5 pounds of pure concentrated awesome. Even if it sits there doing nothing its fucking incredible.

Twitter is the absolute low point in human interaction. Nothing can or will be worse. It is the single foulest thing on the internet and the worst idea ever.

At first I had no clue what it was. So someone tried to explain it to me. After their explanation I came up with it as being nothing more than a new VERY easy way to stalk people.

Then I saw the Twitter in plain English video which I am assuming was made by the creators of twitter or something in hopes of making it look attractive to the general public.
After that I came up with the conclusion that it is the single worst idea on the internet to date. There is a reason why when I ask my friends "what are you doing?" that if they give me an answer different than "Nothing" I will punch them through the phone. UNLESS they actually happen to be doing something incredibly unique and amazing (which they never are, no one ever is, hear me NO ONE!). I dont want to know what everyone is doing every second of the day. I think its bad enough that people have blogs of their daily life. If I gave a shit, i would probably talk to you in person about it. If i dont talk to you in person, then i dont give three shits.

God I hate the kind of kids who wish they were still in high school and who only talk about it even years after they graduate. Its one thing to occasionally bring up shit that happened, but for the people who actually thought that anything that happened during high school mattered, well they can go fuck right off.

The worst are the ones who never matured out of the high school mind set. You know the ones. The ones who have the same type of party, with the same purpose, and gossip in the same way and form the same kind of cliques. THOSE are the worst.

Congratulations.

With this thread not only will your petition be laughed at till it hangs itself in the shower, but you also will cause that submission to get more views, and tons of 5's just to spite you.

Backfire much?

This problem occurs with every piece i have tried submitting. Dont know what the cause is but ive gotten in the habit of just copy pasting everything i wrote in the comments, and then just refreshing the page.

At 8/14/09 05:28 AM, LegolaSS wrote: http://marsupial.newgrounds.com/art/ *if he gets rid of the sig packs*

Marsupial can be rescouted, but can an eye on him. I pruned him for repeatedly submitting a pic with a stolen source image. Even after I warned him to stop. makes me suspicious of the source image of his other pieces as well.....

At 8/13/09 03:40 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Question, is it acceptable to take a picture of a clay figure or plush doll you created? I've seen a few in the portal and am unsure whether or not to flag them.

Yes, if its a photograph of an art work that is yours its legit.

Also a new job for all of y'all. There are lots of submission that are in the portal, but have no votes. if you ever see a submission with 0 votes vote on it so that it will appear if you organize everything by score.

Simple solution, dont bring your laptop. And just out of curiosity why are you going to Saudi Arabia anyway?

At 8/13/09 07:29 AM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 8/12/09 10:33 AM, ornery wrote: That's not possible. But please, show evidence if you can.

Easy
Well, l know for sure that he has been scouted by at least 2 users and you can see that he is not in the art portal....

Ah thats what you meant. I thought you were talking about someone being scouted by two people at once. Silly me. but just because a user gets scouted multiple times dosent mean they will stay scouted. chances are unless they improved greatly they were unscouted and someone else decided to pick them up, only to have them being unscouted again.

At 8/12/09 10:40 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Yeah I know that now. But I mean a warning would have been good.

Is giving a notice really necessary? I mean nothing really happens when you get unscouted, besides your work is no longer in view of the art portal and you cant scout. And its so easy to get re-scouted, just submit better work.

And what would the warning be? "Hi your work sucks you are at risk of being unscouted." Its not really a debatable matter, your work is either good enough to stay scouted or it isn't. There is no risk of being descouted, because if you are at risk chances are you WILL be descouted.

Sweet god. If I was on that plane with those fucking yo-yos making all that noise I would pull the emergency exit out and jump off.

A few years ago my best friend was complaining of stomach aches also. He went to see a few doctors, they either didn't know what was causing it, or said it was probably Crohns disease.

They started treating him for Crohns for about a year, but it wasnt working. He had to drop out of school (Berkley) and fly back to DC to get treatment. A few months later they told him it wasnt Crohns disease after all, but cancer.

He had tumors all over is intestines and omentum (membrane that surrounds your intestines). It was inoperable and he died 6 months later.

Make sure they are sure its Crohns.

At 8/12/09 03:58 AM, HeavyTank wrote: Yeah there is a guy that is scouted by 2 users yet his art is still not on the portal...they have a lot of stuff to fix...

That's not possible. But please, show evidence if you can.

As for people who are scouted but it still doesn't show them as such. Its a problem that we know about. We know a poor mans way to fix it, but are waiting on a more permanent solution. If you can just compile a list of people who are having this problem if you want to help out.

At 8/11/09 09:24 AM, zZSpongeFreak26Zz wrote: Look at that!I got 2 of my art submissions deleted because a faggot called chat-man reported me because i was mean to a friend of his.

Yeah, that's not quite it. if you had a piece removed its not because someone flagged it. After its flagged its checked by an art mod. If proof of theft or some other rule breaking is available then it will be deleted. if not then we keep it.

PM me the images that you had removed and I will tell you what the problem with them was.

At 8/10/09 01:13 AM, Looking4Secs wrote: Info: just turned 17 last month and i want to attend an art college once out of hs.

This one is great, good job on the reflected color.

This may sound weird but see what it looks like without the single green streak on the upper left part of the sharpener. Replace it with one of the blues or a shade of black. The reason behind this would be that it would bring the piece more together as a whole because that one little streak is the only section were the green shows up in the drawing. Whereas everywhere else any color used appears elsewhere in the piece.
Even though sometimes you see an object in a certain way there come a time when you need to make the artistic decision of changing things slightly, because here is one of the great parts about working from life, chances are once you take down the set up no one will ever see it to say its missing something (in this case that green streak). Sometimes changing up a little thing here or though through your imagination helps the piece more than trying to stay as true as possible to what you see.

Why ditch a whole account because of crappy art.

If you don't like your art delete it. If you don't like looking at it yourself (because when you delete it yourself it goes to a page only you can see) PM an art mod to clear it for you.

At 8/9/09 02:59 AM, STEM wrote: HEY DAD, I THINK I GOT HER PREGNANT

BITCH BITCH BITCH, NAG NAG NAG, BITCH BITCH BITCH

HEY DAD, TELL MOM TO LET ME TAKE THE CAR TO THE FOOTBALL GAME.

its only 2:40, the night is long. just because you are wide awake at 1 am doesn't mean you have a chance of pulling an all nighter. Most people bail out around 3-4 am. The hardest part comes around 6-7 am, when the sun starts rising and you feel like you can give in, then you realize you have shit to do in an hour so there is no point sleeping till 1-2 am the next day.

And if you're like me the cycle repeats itself, so don't plan on sleeping for the next 3-4 days.

If you want something permanently deleted just PM me or any of the other art mods.

Make sure you are specific which pieces you want gone though, otherwise you risk getting the wrong one cleared.

... and then occasionally amongst the freaks and oddities, a shining beacon of "what the flying fuck" appears....

Yes my pretties, inside CRAPPY TAXIDERMY there are creatures and beast that will astound shock and amaze you. They will ignite the primal fear deep in your heart and confound your sense.

With acts such as this that you never thought possible....