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At 1/6/10 04:35 AM, klan wrote: a true comedian doesnt make political or religous jokes that could split the people in two halfes

Yes, yes they would.

Nothing should be off limits.

Anyone who is offended should simply just go away and live in their shell of conservativeness and leave everyone else alone.

At 3/4/09 02:55 PM, Ejit wrote: Any true comedian doesn't have to resort to that sort of thing.

A true comedian wouldn't limit themselves from certain content.

Just got back from a 4 day Metal bender in Melbourne.
3 Nights of Amazingggg bands.

Night 1:
Edguy and Cynic
Both were fucking awesome, Cynic have a very relaxed stage presence but still manage to send everyone wild.
Edguy were just incredible one of the best live performances I've seen. Tobi is just the funnest guy ever.

Night 2:
Dark Funeral and Rotting Christ
Dark Funeral headlined, and they sucked... Boringest shit ever. Nuff said.

Rotting Christ however... DROOOOOOOL finally got to see my all time favourite band, front and center mosh went off.
Then got to meet the band afterwards (had after party passes for all the nights) Coolest bunch of guys I've ever met from a big band :D

Night 3:
Sonata Arctica and Ensiferum
Ensiferum were fantastic, really got the crowd going off, saw a few styrofoam swords in the pit too haha.

Sonata played really well, but for a metal band it was a very different experience, they talked about alot of emotional/close to the heart stuff like friendship and staying strong in times of stress.

Still they rocked so it was all good!

Yea, curse all those ignorant fucks for having a good time.

They should have stayed indoors and played with their dick like me.

At 12/29/09 10:29 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: The Film Machine

I love you for posting this!

At 12/28/09 12:41 AM, LoneIcon wrote: *cough cough* my friend, korn falls in the catogory(escuse my spelling) of nu-metal. look it up

I hate to break it to you, but nu-metal isn't a valid genre of Metal.

At 12/27/09 08:01 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Very interesting. Now if only Gaahl and King could kill Infernus and take back Gorgoroths name. I don't like there new name God Seed.

Infernus IS Gorgoroth.

At 12/25/09 08:23 AM, killerhatch wrote: Assuming your iPod is 120Gb, wouldn't that 9Gb that isn't there (it says you have 111Gb space) be used for the OS?

Hard drives are never the capacity that they are sold under, I forget the exact maths behind it but there's a scaling system that comes into play somewhere.

For just an iTouch that's really excessive, Itt seems to me like it's files you've put there from my computer? (using the iPod as a hard drive)

My iPod Classic only has about 600mb for its Operating System.

At 12/22/09 09:09 AM, andhination wrote: I've never heard of them.

You will looooove the vocalsshe can do ;)

The members of Arch Enemy that are male are very well known as well as having a female vocalist.

FYI

At 12/20/09 09:00 AM, Grizzli wrote: Heres the thing, science and religion are deeply intertwined. You cant put a line through the middle, and have the same scientific achievements that we do now.
Everything in human culture has deep relations with religion. It morphed our world.

You sort of missed my whole point. My hypothetical was if those religious influences were erased from today's consciousness, reality and memory and replaced by different memories.

I'm not trying to draw any lines or separate science and religion. Nor am I suggesting a "what if religion wasn't around all those years ago?" scenario.

Don't remember it.

Just a small hypothetical that I thought could provoke some interesting discussion.

Let's say time is stopped, we are all unconscious and we awaken to have everything concerned with religion erased from existence; memories, artefacts, literature etc.
We are given new memories to fill in the gaps that religion may have left.

My question is:
Would we re-create the idea(s) of a high power? Would it be totally different to the ones that exist today?

Or go on living a religious free life, using the current scientific theories that remain to explain things we are uncertain of? Basically an atheist world.

She looks like a hairy ballsack.

At 12/18/09 08:03 AM, Frank wrote: top ten reasons why metal sucks

Man, that shit was lame.

Troll harder.

Everyone knows Dethklok is the true incarnate of brutality.

Snatch.

Or more recently Rocknrolla.

I'm torn between them.

Study, a lot.

At 12/16/09 08:16 AM, robin1232 wrote: lol, I could get past the blocks in Tunesia easily.
anyway, Australians are just freaks, have you heard about xbox live? nobody under 18 can download shit there (in Australia)

Also we don't have any Adult rating's for Video Games :D

We're so great.

At 12/15/09 04:18 PM, llamamessanger wrote: People like you frustrate me. This is a step towards governmental control.
Communism is a political, not governmental system, and entails fairness.
These are completely different topics, and people like you are the reason people hate Communism.
That, and a couple of large examples of the coincidence of Communism and dictatorships, though one does not necessarily entail the other.

Hey, hey, hey... settle down, let's not go off into useless political nonsense.
I know it's not a Communist specific thing, it's just well, you know... most Commy states are control freaks so the title is still fitting.

Point is, censorship sucks and so does communism :)

At 12/15/09 10:57 AM, Bahamut wrote: I was looking at all the 20+ minute tracks I have and I feel I don't have enough metal tracks at such lengths. The following I have right now are:
Know any 20+ minute epics I'm missing out on and should have in my library?

I need to get Morningrise again, Black Rose Immortal isa great song.

Anyway this is what I have.

At 12/15/09 05:58 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: There is always a way around censorship. I can foresee some computer geniuses getting around the filters and totally undermining the government's efforts.

There was a trial of this "censorship" thing a while ago, and a 15 year old student bypassed it in like 15 minutes.

All this is going to be is a huge waste of taxpayers money.

Internet censorship plan gets the green light.

The Federal Government has announced it will proceed with controversial plans to censor the internet after Government-commissioned trials found filtering a blacklist of banned sites was accurate and would not slow down the internet.

Kruddy Ruddy needs to lay of his obsession with China.

At 12/14/09 01:50 AM, burnoutfool wrote: That album was ass compared to Hell is Empty.

While I do really, really love Hell Is Empty, I just find it lacks the raw fury and aggression of their other albums. Namely Eschaton and The Codex Necro.

Absolute Class.

My Top 10:

1. Anaal Nathrakh - In the Constellation of the Black Widow
2. Fleshgod Apocalypse - Oracles
3. Behemoth - Evangelion
4. Blood Red Throne - Souls of Damnation
5. Devin Townsend - Addicted
6. 3 Inches of Blood - Here Waits Thy Doom
7. Hypocrisy - A Taste of Extreme Divinity
8. Lost soul - Immerse In Infinity
9. Megadeth - Endgame
10. Vader - Necropolis

At 12/14/09 01:39 AM, Oppugnant wrote: dongs

ffffuuuu- spell check

At 12/13/09 02:32 PM, mothballs wrote: Also, where do you get your music? I've been downloading and I can't find any songs if they're not mainstream bands. I hope I don't have to buy anything, I'm poor and I'm struggling for food.

Blogspots ;)

ie: earching something liek this in google:
<band name> [album name if you want to be specific] site:blogspot.com

Will usually yeild great results for albums
This however, doesn't work if you like downloading single dongs =(

At 12/13/09 05:16 PM, burnoutfool wrote: I'm really getting into Anaal Nathrakh

AN are amazing, make sure to check out the album Eschaton.

At 12/13/09 09:39 AM, Gagsy wrote: It's called 'Raising children with your own beliefs'.

Fix'd.