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Author Search Results: 'OneWhoListens'

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Topic: Make a screenaver out of flash!

Posted: 10/18/09 05:32 PM

Forum: Flash

That's so cool! And, surprisingly, it actually works!


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Topic: Things you shouldn't tell children

Posted: 04/07/09 12:57 PM

Forum: General

"If you touch your penis/have premarital sex/disobey your parents, you'll burn in hell forever! Enjoy your dinner."


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Topic: Evolution is true. shutup!

Posted: 04/07/09 12:52 PM

Forum: General

What I hate most about all this is that everyone is so goddamn sure they're right.


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Topic: Happy Birthday EpicFail!

Posted: 04/07/09 12:49 PM

Forum: General

Happy birthday dude I've never heard of! May your year be like sand between the teeth of a gopher.


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Topic: Fmylife

Posted: 04/07/09 02:41 AM

Forum: General

I don't think it's funny, persay, I think it gives you a way to commiserate with people about the hardships of life, etc.


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Topic: Weird Shit You Occasionally Do.

Posted: 04/06/09 01:59 PM

Forum: General

I like to watch dust float. Sometimes I'll be talking with someone, and (from their point of view), my eyes will go all out of focus, and move slowly across the sky, and then I'll slowly reach out a hand...and then BAM! - grasp at a random piece of dust with two fingers.


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Topic: Memes outside the Internet?

Posted: 04/06/09 01:55 PM

Forum: General

I use memes IRL simply for the lulz I get watching people not get it.


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Topic: only in the arab world

Posted: 04/06/09 12:42 PM

Forum: General

You've never seen these things in the western world? The US must own this for how much of that type of stuff happens here.


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Topic: Why Return of the Jedi is the best

Posted: 04/06/09 12:40 PM

Forum: General

People hate the new ones mainly because of kid anakin and jarjar.


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Topic: So I opened my fridge today...

Posted: 04/06/09 12:30 PM

Forum: General

I opened my fridge to clear it out and found a rotting heart in it. I wonder how that got there? I hope it's not mine.


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Topic: Whats your dream death?

Posted: 04/06/09 12:21 PM

Forum: General

I want to die slowly passing away from wounds in a hospital bed after getting shot saving my friends from attacking terrorists and killing them all but getting taken down with them. Have just long enough to say goodbye and have my friends realize how much they mean to me.
I fantasize about that all the time.


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Topic: Why Return of the Jedi is the best

Posted: 04/06/09 12:19 PM

Forum: General

At 4/6/09 09:09 AM, mythicaljake wrote: I must digress, the Empire Strikes Back was the best because of this scene.

Enough said.

Yes, enough said, that's not how you use that word.

I personally like the revenge of the sith best, and I think that that climactic lightsaber fight / ending pretty much made the whole series.


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Topic: I almost broke my bro's Laptop

Posted: 04/06/09 12:15 PM

Forum: General

Don't complain, I've been stuck with the same XP laptop, 248mb ram, for the last four years or so. I bought the sims 2 when it came out and still haven't been able to play it because my computer can't handle it.


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Topic: If you were left alone in your town

Posted: 04/06/09 12:10 PM

Forum: General

I'd try to figure out why the fuck that was happening


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Topic: My dad could kick your dad's ass

Posted: 04/06/09 12:09 PM

Forum: General

My dad's wily, and full of surprises, and has practical experience in the fighting area. But despite that there's another reason I'm not terribly scared for his life.


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Topic: Hola Newgrounds!

Posted: 04/06/09 03:27 AM

Forum: General

At 4/6/09 03:24 AM, staticWAVE wrote:
At 4/6/09 03:22 AM, FurryDemon wrote: What are you on about.
it's offical

Meet him in the hotel lobby.

Be quite willing to if the site existed. Pity it doesn't.

At 4/6/09 03:23 AM, MunchieFest wrote:
At 4/6/09 03:22 AM, OneWhoListens wrote: I must say, throwing that little 'hidden' link in there does make me doubt the otherwise quite noble first post you have here.
oh lordy lordy

Lordy? Oh, lordy lord.


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Topic: Hola Newgrounds!

Posted: 04/06/09 03:22 AM

Forum: General

I must say, throwing that little 'hidden' link in there does make me doubt the otherwise quite noble first post you have here.


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Topic: How I pulled a prank and got caught

Posted: 04/06/09 03:14 AM

Forum: General

Pranks, at best, should be subtle, and leave the originators anonymous and revered. Pranks that are public displays or forward are crude and classless, and mostly deserve to get caught.


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Topic: Sometimes I wonder...

Posted: 04/06/09 03:11 AM

Forum: General

Play Global Thermonuclear Warfare.


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Topic: Coffee Sucks

Posted: 04/06/09 02:09 AM

Forum: General

Orange juice is my coffee. Can't get going in the morning without it. And yet I like having a cuppa joe every once in a while myself. I don't think it'll stunt my growth, I'm 6' even.


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Topic: Guitar

Posted: 04/06/09 02:05 AM

Forum: General

It depends on what the audience is there for. Personally, I'd want to know exactly how a guitar works and how I can make it make cool sounds easily. But maybe you're talking to people who are interested in the history, or more details of how to play it properly, or something?


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Topic: Ng Says To Bbs

Posted: 04/06/09 01:56 AM

Forum: General

I'd become a rogue wanderer, a ronin, a vigilante if you will. Will you? Doesn't matter. Rogues don't care. I'd be a loner, no place big enough to hold me for long, always wandering, never settled. See the world, experience all. Always talking, but forever silent.
Yep, that's me.


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Topic: Internal clock

Posted: 04/05/09 10:03 PM

Forum: General

I used to. I can still tell the time without trouble, and have a nearly perfect internal timer, but I've generally lost the ability to wake myself up at a given time. It's a shame, and a skill I am trying to retrieve. Any tips?


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Topic: Geography win

Posted: 04/05/09 10:01 PM

Forum: General

Last pic did not make things more clear. I never noticed that, but then I'm american and all of that portion of the map has been generally disinteresting to me until recently.


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Topic: Nikola Tesla!

Posted: 04/05/09 07:30 PM

Forum: General

Tesla was a genius, but he lacked panache. And most of his stuff worked a lot better in theory or models than in practical reality without modification.


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Topic: Level 9

Posted: 04/05/09 07:27 PM

Forum: General

I've seen a lot of 17s and 18s but that's really just speculation. I don't think it really works that way anymore, mostly, there's no 'hump', and so either people keep depositing or they just stop when they don't feel like it any more.


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Topic: Funny thread title pairs.

Posted: 04/05/09 02:57 PM

Forum: General

At 4/5/09 02:41 PM, alejanpli5 wrote: This guy has bad luck. Fucking, bad, luck.

That is perfect!


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Topic: Endless Bag of ___

Posted: 04/05/09 02:52 PM

Forum: General

ldeally this would take a lot of intense thought, but that's clearly not happening unless the situation is something other than purely hypothetical, so with just light, quick thought on the issue I would have to say...food. Because then you have the ability to go anywhere, and be unlimited in what you do. It gives you freedom of mobility and time, and therefore action. Unless we can have said bag contain abstract items, in which case I choose knowledge.


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Topic: We put my dog to sleep.

Posted: 04/05/09 02:53 AM

Forum: General

I've never had to put an animal to sleep, but I've lost two cats and am desperately afraid of losing the other two left in my life.
I'm sorry, man, I know it hurts.


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Topic: Grape or Orange?

Posted: 04/05/09 02:49 AM

Forum: General

Two cokes, to go, please.

Seriously, have a real drink!
I really overuse this thing.

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