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I like not being able to edit my posts to make myself not look like a retarded sea monkey.

When I was a *child*, as this topic specifies, every Christmas I asked for:

1. Drums
2. Legos
3. A Brother

Guess which one I got?

I've been asking for a gold tie for the past four or five years.

Yes, a tie.

With fabric colored a metallic shade of yellow known as gold.

I'm pretty sure that my parents just hate me.

At 12/1/07 10:57 AM, SpeedyPac wrote: Not true at all. If your friends skin is peeling away either they have some sort of medical problem or it is taking them too long to masturbate and then they are rubbing their skin off. I would suggest that your friend use some kind of lube, non water based. Maybe a silicone base lube for the bath if his skin's rubbing off.

Oh.

My.

God.

From now on you shall be called the "Jack Doctor". Or "Doctor Jack".

Why would you tell someone all that? Ever?

At 12/1/07 10:53 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I don't believe you, somehow. :D

Crap.

...abort mission...

But seriously, is anyone expected to do anything other than use the search function and decide the words aren't in the puzzle (when the search function can't search backwards, vertically, or diagonally)?

DONE

As you can see, I am the winner.

Why do you think ANYONE cares? Personally I'd suggest you go kill yourself.

Dude, I'm not fond of your peculiar attitude

...I'm fond of you, though.

I hope that makes things okay.

At 12/1/07 10:23 AM, J-Flash wrote: its 1:22 am where i am.
should i go to sleep, or stay up until 6:00 or something?

Why do you think ANYONE cares? Personally I'd suggest you go kill yourself.

Somehow I can't find it within myself to care. So well done.

Plus that's not what you were saying to your dad last night. I was watching.

My brothers' fiancees' little sister is extremley fuckable. Is that wrong?

No.

Everyone's brother's fiancee's little sister is teh hawt. Just a fact of life.

It looks much more like me, but I don't have my tie.

I still love you very much.

Warning to foot fetishists - this will be either the best or worst thing you'll see in your entire life.

Woman's Feet Burned by Sandals

yuck

Cartman: Kyle, you know when I called you a dirty Jew? I'm sorry, I
didn't mean it--you're not a Jew.
Kyle: What? Yes, I am a Jew!
Cartman: No, don't be so hard on yourself.

I am a Jew, and I will never find this NOT hilarious. :D

Glad to know I'm not the only Jew who thinks Jew-bashing is a beautiful thing.

meat loaf (the singer)

At 7/21/07 01:25 AM, hijackreaper wrote:

At 7/21/07 01:23 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Maybe you just lost a tooth. I lost a tooth bitting into a strawberry!

no, its coming from the middle of my mouth, just next to where the bone sticks out.

what kind of mouth do you HAVE?

First drink some bleach to clean the wound.

nope, 99% of all programers use windows for programming, let it be, flash/cs3/vb...........

nice stat.

proof?

I like my AoE 3, Civ IV, and Lemmings just fine. If I really want to game, I go for the 360...but that's me.

It's pretty damn shiny if you ask me.

if it isn't black, you suck.

also, you missed the cool train. we all got one months ago...

BMTSWhoIsJesus needs some Sarcasm 101. But maybe his WIFE would not approve...

oh, fuck. if I read it on here do I still have to send it to five people, or doe the next five people who read it count?

I worked in a stinkin' cheese store for...five miserable years. Yeah, since the tender age of 11.

With all that 'experience', I can honestly say that the best cheese in the universe is dutch goat milk gouda aged three months max.

N no one thus far has even -mentioned- gouda. Shock.

No and it's sucks, must have taken you at least 10 minutes!

fuck

see what I did there?

really I'm just a adobe photoshop cs3 expert. I probably took, like, six classes just on the line tool.

(LOL i added george bush so now it is rly funny)

you should move to soviet russia. in soviet russia all your base are belong to gaston.

crap, too soon to use the mix-n-match overused meme sentence?

dear god, where are the internet's genitals?

All fabs (except dopefish) LOVE tankmen. Because opposed to Pico, if you love them you aren't a pedo.

Overlord sucks is a game for 5 year old like you

Coming from a 13-year-old...I just giggled a little bit.

Was thinking about getting Overlord, ultimately decided to wait for BioShock.

FAB Aura people have one thing in common: They're all unfunny faggots.

oh shit you figured us out. we better leave now...

Oh, hell yeah. I do have a tie, and I am better than you.

In fact, I'm wearing one right now.

Thanks for the draw, bro.