Well what's it doing. Just nothing? An error message? If it won't boot up free antivirus software won't help you at all. It could be that your HDD reader heads have gone askew somewhere along the line and destroyed your platter. This post is too vague for us to help really.

I wear underwear usually. I've slept naked before, and it is very comfortable, but I usually wear underwear.

Probably a very strange (but rather delicious) concoction of cream, chunky tomato passata, and a variety of spices. Don't remember exactly which ones, but damn it made an awesome curry sauce. I think it was cumin, turmeric, garam masalla, paprika, and chili.

I'm going to say it's your fault, because your thread is stupidly vague and you can't spell.
It's psychological.

Parody thread anyone?

Oh shi-

Oh Gods, eugenics all over again.

What the hell? Crimefail, blatantly.

Accept that change is inevitable, and everything has an inherent impermanency. Enjoy your new-found social life. We'll still be here waiting for you when you get back.

Yeah, but guys can get yeast infections as well, although it's of the anal variety. Not to mention testicular cancer, prostate cancer, and bening prostatic hyperplesia. Also I don't think sitting for too long can cause difficulty urinating in women...

Listen to metal. Seriously, it helps me chill right out. Incidentally, If i'm angry or upset, rather than stressed, it just pisses me off more....

I realise that somewhere in the previous ten pages that I am, frankly, too tired to go trawling through someone has probably said this, but:

Homo Sapiens Sapiens Is just another variety of animal, and the food chain exists in nature. Noone berates lions for eating meat, or tries to convince them to become vegetarians. Meat-eating is natural, so frankly PETA need to give up on their massive advocacy of vegetarianism. PETA are a bunch of batshit nuts who need to get their heads out of their arses and realise that they might be wrong once in a while.

Chow mein? CHOW MEIN?! GIVE ME YOUR CHOW MEIN NOW! I COMMAND IT! CHOW MEIN!!!!!!!

Southeast London, UK.

1)Rain.
2)Chavs.
3)Eternal Wind.
4)Chavs.
5)Chavs.

At 8/2/09 10:06 AM, physicsman09 wrote:

At 8/2/09 10:02 AM, GolfChica wrote: Never NEVER a good idea to use an Ouija board! Never fails to let in bad spirits and demons from the other side who just want to mess with you. Consider looking for a medium or someone who can suggest ways of getting rid of the thing.

Good luck!

I really hope you're just trolling, shit like that isn't real.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

No, you don't BELIEVE it is real. Other people do, and just because you believe differently doesn't make those people wrong. Ouija, to some, is a pile of crap. To others, E.G., myself (being a wiccan) it is a very powerful form of dangerous Magick that noone should mess with.

To OP:
1)You're an idiot for messing with ouija to begin with.
2)I slept okay thanks.

At 7/25/09 09:03 PM, aprime wrote: I'm going to replace all swear words with Bobba

I agree with this, but maybe it's too incongruous? Then again, this is newgrounds....

At 7/25/09 08:14 PM, Rokas1337 wrote: stop crying emo motherfucker.. youll get over it

And surprise surprise newrounds, we can't go one page without someone being an arsehole. Tell me, have you ever been stung by a jellyfish? I doubt it from the way you are reacting. Let's put this into context though. A wasp sting, a bee sting, or anything else you care to think of in terms of stinging insects, stings you once. Maybe two or three times if you are unlucky. They don't have to just brush against you to sting you, and sometimes they can fail, inserting the sting diagonally, maybe recently having exhausted their venom supply. I myself have been in that situation after finding a rather large wasp in my hair. A jellyfish brushes against you, and instantly stings you, literally, thousands and thousands of times, and each of those stings is more painful than you can imagine, I assure you. So get over yourself, arsehole.

At 7/25/09 06:28 PM, iJolly wrote:

At 7/25/09 06:26 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Yes, because someone can't like a rainbow or bright colors without being homosexual.

They can. But if it's in the shape of a flag... Well.. that changes EVERYTHING!

Are you really that much of an idiot? Or are you just proactively trolling. The gay pride rainbow runs sideways anyway. It doesn't make you cool to bash on Jagex, by the way, it just makes you a sheep.

Am I the only onewho is bored of all these "Today's X sucks," threads? Seriously, get over yourselves, just because you dno't like it doesn't mean it sucks. We've had so many threads like this it's not funny anymore.

When life gives me lemons, chances are I'll eat them, figuratively AND literally. I believe there's a reason for everything, so I don't take bad stuff happenin too hard...at least, I try not to, but I've had some serious shit in my life. It's not so bad once you learn to accept the temporary nature of your own fragile mortality.

Cheating arseholes piss me off, as well as hypocrites.

You deserve to feel guilt, and you are a douche, so I suggest you go admit everything, apologise to your girlfriend, and plead with her not to break up with you. I'm not going to lie though, I hope she does. You deserve it.

Okay, my caption is:

OM NOM NOM!

I'm going to say none, and she's just an epic Grandma.

This is about to become a photoshop thread. I just know it.

I would say that thatpicture lokos fake. It is kind of creepy, but kinda hot, depending on how well she uses it. Either way, I bet she'd be popular with the lesbians.

At 7/24/09 05:41 AM, reveihca wrote:

try masturbation
aspirin and masturbation
masturbate
stroke your cock
drink warm milk and masturbate

Why does this surprise me?

Hey, it can work.

At 7/24/09 08:45 AM, kaywire wrote: When i play games im always carefull...plus in games usualy after you get shot or hit a thousand times you dies...

I cant believe people survive for as long as 100 years...its just a long game that you only get one chance ( that we know of ) at....

So strange..

I'm going to say that the reason people can survive for 100 years is because the aim of life isn't to kill everyone you see, steal a briefcase from their base and get it back to your own, or whatever the aim of your game is.

Depends whether you're useless at loving or not. You all know what i'm talking about.

I have just wasted 30 seconds of my life trying to understand what this thread is about.

My name is Sam, but I would change it to Gaylord Q. Tiddlywink.