Dad there's an evil monkey in my closest!

I don't care son, I just. Don't. Care.

Its a yummy in your tummy and the liquid is soft and sweet just like milk mmmm

At 11/8/09 06:05 PM, 36Holla wrote: Me you and him (and Brian) should have a Panda Express meetup for his B-day.

Happy Birthday person who lives in close proximity to me and Minion.

I adore this idea. The food babies will be out in full force.

At 11/8/09 06:02 PM, Minion777 wrote:

Stump.

And hes back now so YA!

Bawww fuck you. Tell him to keep better track of his phone.

At 11/8/09 05:47 PM, Minion777 wrote: Happy birth day Stumph.

Stumpf*

There was no shirtless chest boy this year. He was out to dinner with his mom.

Awwwww, Thank you very much Katie, everyone knows I'm a sucker for the catgirls. =3

Where's Skyyyyyyyyy 3=

I'm born in November.

*awaits birthday thread*

Search bar.

Use it.

Fix your tampon, you're getting period blood all over the bbs.

Now stop dressing like a goth chick! Why do you dress like one of those goth chicks, huh? You do it to embarass me? You trying to embarass me? So you dress like one of those goth chicks?!

Fuck, I still love it.

Happy birthday.

No matter what channel you're watching, everybody's talking about the snuggie!

Every fucking channel guys, EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL, THEY'RE ON EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL

THOUGHT YOUR SECRET PORN CHANNELS WERE SAFE? NO, CAUSE WHEN THAT CHICK'S GETTING NAILED THERE'S A SNUGGIE OVER THE BACK OF THE FUCKING SOFA FOR WHEN THEY'RE DONE AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S KING SIZE SO IT FITS BOTH OF THOSE PERVERTS

It's like Facebook and Twitter are some insidious plot to turn normal people like me into COLD BLOODED KILLERS

Post about it here and the admins will look at it.

Now you're a man, a MANLY MANLY MAN

GIRLS FROM SEVEN ELEVEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT 24 HOURS A DAY

I said

GIRLS FROM SEVEN ELEVEN STAY UP ALL NIGHT 7 WHOLE DAYS A WEEK

Watching the motherfucking terminator.

I still deny that its caused more deaths then Metalocalypse.

Wow I had this text typed in the new reply window for waaaaay too long.

Happeh burfday.

I am high. I am wild. I am free. I am climbing a mountain. I reach apex. The world explodes. I am done. power off.

My friends tell me about sex they have.

I love our lunch table.

Waaaahhhh I don't get to say 4 words anymore whatever will I do?!

What the heck?!

At 10/26/09 01:32 AM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 10/26/09 01:30 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: You can rate art once a user has been scouted or something like that.

Why?

With everything else...music, movies, game...we rate it.

Otherwise it's just a heap of random garbage that just belongs on a user's blog.

The hell if I know. I guess scouting is to make sure a user's art deserves to be in the portal, and once that happens it can be rated like anything else on the site.

Forget the art portal, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the front page ads.

You can rate art once a user has been scouted or something like that.

Yeah, we know.

One of my teacher's last names is Vlk.

Vee-ell-kay

So, I win.

You have a fast metabolism.

It's called the dark ages.

THE DARK AGES.

all that plague crap and shit.