You should fucking make your dog eat your moms fucking cunt out. Fuck that would be hot.

And I am of course talking about the uploads.ungrounded.net thing. For you people who don't know what I'm talking about: stfu

I'm too lazy to write anything so I'll just quote what Shok said back in 2001:

"it says it right there LHM Lavender Hill Mob
get the mp3s for free on http://www.mp3.com/lhm

The ep called THE CIRCLE OF WILLIS comes out this may and marks the first release on the newgrounds music label UNGROUNDED."

http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=528&page=2

Sorry if you already knew this, but if you didn't: Search the BBS next time, people!

I always think about if I'll remember NG 10 years from now. That's about it. Bye!

Classic TMNT will always be superior.

Believe it or not. Right now, I don't feel like masturbating at all. Well, maybe a little.

I'm already listening to grindcore and stuff. I just don't feel like watching snuff right now... It's kind of tempting, but nah. OMG I HAV TO WUTCH IT LIEK OH SHIT WTF LOL K

Maybe goatse'd do the trick!

This is kind of cool. I have a similar problem right now and I went here because something told me there would be a topic like this here. I wasn't really suprised when I found it. Anyway, what I am doing is just trying to forget about the depression. Which is very hard. I am on the edge of going extreme and do something like listening to death metal and stare at pictures of dead people or snuff movies for longer periods. I am not kidding. I'm not saying you should try it or anything. I'm always trying to see how low I can go so... Yeah don't try it. I don't think I will either. But if it gets worse, I will. Hey, if you do it though, you can tell her about it. I was thinking of doing that myself, just to see what kind of reaction I get.

But you seriously shouldn't listen to me. The worst advise is from some experiencing the same thing in this case, I would think.

I think you should make your dad tell your mom. This way you will punish him at the same time as you don't have to make up some stupid way to break it to your mom.

At 11/10/03 11:23 AM, Darktides_23 wrote: Most of my old freinds that i used to hang out with on a daily basis have changed so much that it blows hanging out with them. one got real dickish, one turned gay, one sits at home on his computer all day and any others I dont get along with. Has this ever happened to any of you????

Maybe it's you who've changed.

At 11/7/03 02:33 PM, agatio wrote: It's happening real fast, but 2003 is about to disappear and 2004 will come in a heartbeat. I came up with a list I don't want to see in 2004, and I am sure that I am sure that there are a lot of you who feel the same.

1. Crappy entries uploaded by the same user, over and over and over. It makes me wish there is a limit to how much crap you can submit, and I am sure that I am not the only one here.

2. People who say cliches like "I bet YOU can't make better flash movies" just because they get a bad review (I mean, I thought honesty is the best policy)

3. Wars and terrorism. Need I say more?

4. Lawyers who pick on Newgrounds just for being ourselves. Not only do I see them as "gold-digging bullies" but they are making the "good" lawyers look bad. I people who think they can buy justice for a dollar!

I know this is wishful thinking, but hey, a guy can wish and a guy can think, can't he???

WHAT? Those are like the thing I've been longing for and want really bad. Things I want for 2004 aswell:

1. A new pillow.
2. 100000000 dollars.
3. A funny picture of something funny that's funny.
4. A chocolatebar.
5. A dancing gerbil.

And don't get me started on the pope.

Ok, I know you won't, so I'll just start myself.

I would hack the pope into pieces while he's still living and then swallow them and crap them out again.

I WANT TO TAKE A BULLET UP THE ASS REALLY HARD.

There is only about two persons I'd take a bullet for, and they're not famous or anything.And I would take a bullet for any of my family members. Regarding Bush, I'd enjoy watching him die. I would laugh at him while he suffered like "HAHAHAH MOTHERFUCKER" and then I would like get some salt and put it in his wounds and laugh at him and then and then... I just peed my pants.

Battle Royale is teh own. Aregato.

How do you feel about Astro Anus?
How has Astro Anus changed your life?
What kind of impact has Astro Anus had on your sex-life? Did your penis/vagina advance to the next level?

http://astroanus.iuma.com/
http://mp3.com/astroanus

At 9/25/03 05:42 PM, paulz_69 wrote: Heaven is a eating a bacon ultimate cheeseburger while having your women perform oral on you so she doesn't block the view of the football game on your 100" TV in your air conditioned playboy mansion. Enough said.

What? Football? In heaven, sports would not be known to man.

Wake up. There is no heaven nor hell. Instead of hoping for a better life after death, do what you want in this life; rape a donkey.

I haven't thought out a story for this one yet, but I'm thinking some kind of comedy crimestory.

At 9/22/03 05:56 PM, ChefhatClock wrote: God is obviously something people made up to feel safe. Like an invisible friend! I mean, think about it. This was around the time man thought the earth was flat.

"I keep the Bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me." And I would if I had a pool and lots of blood and a bible. But I do not own any of those things.

And regarding what happens after death it's just stupid even trying to speculate into that.

God is obviously something people made up to feel safe. Like an invisible friend! I mean, think about it. This was around the time man thought the earth was flat.

"I keep the Bible in a pool of blood so that none of its lies can affect me." And I would if I had a pool and lots of blood and a bible. But I do not own any of those things.

Merry Christmas every body!

And the Scarface soundtrack. I almost forgot that.

My two favorite songs of the eightees are
Roger & Zapp - More Bounce To The Ounce
and
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart

At 2/19/03 01:08 PM, Paska-aivohopliitti wrote:
that could be swedish too... but all hail for poland - my friend lives there. Hey, if you have some guts and a balcony then go to the balcony and scream, 'Kari you suck!' you'd do a big favor :)

Swedish doesn't have double vowels...

LOL WE REL JUGGALOS WIL KIK UR ASS!1

Hahah. I totally agree. Though you listen to Eminem, so that doesn't make you any better. ICP's diss on Eminem was kinda funny. I even enjoyed it when I was an Eminem fan.

I hate vanilla coke.

I don't know how long I've been a member. Check my info or something, though I was around like a year before it.

I got my pic stolen waaay back, when you people weren't around;)

At 1/10/03 07:48 PM, ChefhatClock wrote:
Uh,I've never seen a post by CrapClock before. But I'll have to defend him here, because you didn' complain when HAQnSPITT posted pictures of herself in every post she made. None of this bothers me. I think.

And I don't care if he's an anti-clock, even though they're all morons. In this case, if I got your point right, you're wrong.

At 7/28/02 05:56 PM, susanowoo wrote: blah blah blah
blah blah, bla-bla-blah
blah

Uh,I've never seen a post by CrapClock before. But I'll have to defend him here, because you didn' complain when HAQnSPITT posted pictures of herself in every post she made. None of this bothers me. I think.