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If you're making out with two other girls while you're at a party, you probably shouldn't have a girlfriend in the first place. Be honest, break up with her and go do your thing, since you obviously don't much care for the girl anyway.

Seriously.

Thanks for the update, Bahamut.

I, too, was a little disappointed with Clock Day this year, especially since I actually bothered to get on NG for the first time in months. Seems like the volume and the quality of submissions was way down from previous years -- which is amazing because I really thought the quality of Clock Day spam submissions couldn't get any worse.

Oh well. I showed up, and did my part, and can now go on hiatus for another year. Woot.

If anyone found anything really hilarious among the Clock Day mess, I'd be grateful for a link. I need a good laugh.

Tried to place an order but the server keeps timing out after I enter the address information. It waits about a minute and then goes to a blank screen. This is probably a sign that I shouldn't be spending money that I really don't have, but I figured you should know that the server is unhappy, anyway.

At 11/2/08 04:31 PM, yoshi77777 wrote: Thanks once again, Bahamut. And thanks for the combo breaker, Omgee. :P

Haha, yeah, talk about timing. I post to NG twice a week, if that, so wouldn't it just figure that it'd be in the middle of Bahamut's post, right?

Oops.

Thanks for the update. Sorry for splitting your post in two... I had no idea you'd started the update when I posted. :( I'd be grateful if a mod would delete that, actually.

At 11/2/08 04:24 PM, Bahamut wrote: 065) 41168 0720 102.9 milinko959 1
066) 40699 0186 026.6 Omgee -1

I was barely online this week, and it shows. Doesn't matter, though; any lead I would have held on to would be erased in December, as I'll be out of the country and mostly offline for four months. I'll be surprised if I come back and am still in the top 100, honestly.

At 11/1/08 10:38 PM, milinko959 wrote: I'm pretty sure I have over 100 per day for this week. I've somehow managed to vote on every single submission submitted in the past 38 hours.

LOL, nice job. Also, congrats on passing me up this week... I put up a fight for a couple of weeks, but this week was basically a write-off, so I deserved to be passed.

At 9/28/08 07:32 AM, Coop83 wrote: Coop's list update #13

Thanks for it. And thanks for the last few that I didn't respond to, because oops.

Idiot-Finder displaces Omgee during a heated battle for the top 50. I'm so glad I'm past that for the forseeable future.

Oh. Well. Hm. Okay. About that.

At 10/23/08 04:35 PM, Coop83 wrote: As of the next update, I'm on the top post! I've just passed Newgrundling, making me 50th highest B/P total on Newgrounds :)

Hey, congratulations... that's been a long time coming.

Also, while I'm here, thanks for the update, Bahamut.

At 10/19/08 04:55 PM, milinko959 wrote:

At 10/19/08 04:54 PM, Timmy wrote: The jury selection pool is taken from the registered voters list.

Fuck, had i known this I wouldn't have registered either.

It depends on the state. Here, it's done by both license records and voters registration... so I was already on the list for jury duty before I registered to vote. :(

At 10/6/08 07:49 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: War has always been fascinating to me, and I realised that it is one of the things I need to do in my life before I die.

Perhaps, before you die, sure. But did you want it to be the way you die?

At 8/16/08 04:26 PM, NEVR wrote: And yeah, there's nothing wrong with having one day of crazy spamming fun.

Plus, there are always at least a few really good Clock flashes buried in the mess. Part of the fun for me is hunting them down and finding them before they hit the collections. It did seem like this year was more about spam and less about actual Clock films, but there were a few gems in the pile still, and it was still pretty funny to see all of that blue and green on the portal.

Also, it seems to me like the portal's returned to normal relatively quickly this time around... it's been relatively quiet today, and I've seen a few 0.5k "OMG L8 CLOK DAY BBBBB" movies go straight to the graveyard this afternoon. I actually picked up a few blam points on movies that probably would have passed before Clock Day. Last year, it took a few days before things calmed down, but this year things seem to have stabilized a bit faster.

I'm still in Mexico and mostly offline, but I actually managed to be around today for a while. I didn't pull an all-day Clock movie marathon this time, but I got on enough from work and this evening from my apartment on a borrowed laptop to pull in more BPs than I have for the entire summer. Probably won't be enough to fend off the rest of you BP-crazy clowns or make any rank gains (unless someone ahead of me no-showed today; I haven't checked), but at least I was able to show some numbers for the week for a change.

But yeah, happy Clock Day, y'all.

Happy Clock Day. Kind of a bummer that I'm really busy and won't be able to watch very much of the stuff that hits the portal this time around, but at least I'll be able to catch the good stuff on the collection page later. Thanks for that, BTW.

At 6/7/08 06:00 PM, Bahamut wrote: UPDATE 7th June 2008

Thanks for the update, and congrats to everyone who did stuff this week.

066) 37897 0201 028.7 Omgee

Not a bad gain for the week, considering how little I've been around.

This next update will be the last one where I have any BP gain at all until the end of July. I'll be in Mexico, and as tempted as I am to bring my laptop with me, I think I'll try to find better things to do while I'm there than BP my summer away. Plenty of time for that when I get back, anyway.

So, congratulations to everyone who will pass me while I'm gone, too... and congrats in advance to Coop83, who will most likely pass DoD while I'm away.

LOL

At 6/6/08 11:17 PM, gfoxcook wrote: but others might wanna click the link and not be arsed #;-}>):

I couldn't be arsed to click the link. Couldn't you just read the article to me instead, please, gfox?

Also, thanks for the update, Bahamut, and congrats to whoever did stuff this week.

At 6/4/08 12:18 AM, gunner-564 wrote: lol rejected but ignore her in class .

Fixed.

Move on. Don't try to explain, don't try to "fix" things with her, don't try to do anything with her. She's a rude bitch. Go with the backup, who's nicer and probably shouldn't have been your backup in the first place.

At 6/4/08 12:04 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: Its not mudvayne but its a metal version

Ha, that's hilarious. Much better than Ashley's version, too. Granted, that's not saying much, but yeah.

Thanks for the link.

At 6/4/08 12:05 AM, reveihca wrote: Not Whitney.... all my faith in humanity just died. "I Will Always Love You" and "I Want To Dance With Somebody" where great songs, if anyone attempted to cover or change them in anyway the results would be catastrophic.

Yeah, "I Wanna Dance" is the one she decided to cover. I couldn't believe it, either. The Cyndi Lauper song is "Time After Time," which has been ruined by so many other people that it's not even really Cyndi's song anymore, but the Whitney (and Belinda) covers are just insults.

But, hey, maybe it'll make some kids buy some deodorant, righ?

Ha, oh, and the name of the CD is "OMG! Jams." Bleah.

At 6/3/08 11:55 PM, reveihca wrote: hope she doesn't cover any more songs.

Apparently this is all part of a deodorant promotion. She's covered Belinda Carlisle, Cyndi Lauper and Whitney Houson so far. Oh, and Pat Benetar. And Rick. Link.

Sigh.

At 6/3/08 11:47 PM, reveihca wrote: She's a mediocre actor popular among children and young teenagers, I can't really say I'm surprised. All I want to know is why the hell she would cover a song that came out over twenty years ago and has no relevance to her audience.

Well, the song's plenty relevant. Google "Rick Roll" and you'll see. But her covering it is a travesty. The Rick Roll phenomenon only exists because it *is* a song that came out twenty years ago, and that somehow makes it cool. Her covering it (BADLY) destroys any appeal that the song ever had, now or in the 80s.

At 6/3/08 11:41 PM, ZyklonB wrote: its what women do its called being coy try to wait outside her window begging for sex, she'll fall for you in no time

Definitely. Or, make her a gift, like an authentic Pube Muppet doll. She'll rue the day she turned you down.

Or, she'll call the police. But either way, you'll make her life interesting.

Yes, that's been brought up recently:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9161 37

But, you're right, she's terrible.

At 6/3/08 09:47 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: maybe some mudvayne will help.

Maybe Mudvayne should remake the song. I might actually listen to it then.

She sounds really bitchy, plus she can't spell. Take her out of your bookmarks, don't write her anymore and go find somebody who's actually worth something. No offense, but this girl sounds like crap. Move on.

At 5/24/08 08:16 PM, Bahamut wrote: Hello all, this is your very new Top 300 B/P updater Bahamut.

Congrats on the new position! I'm not too surprised that Afro_Stud has turned over the updates again, as neither his ISP nor his heart have seemed particularly excited about Newgrounds lately.
Looking forward to that Pentalist update, although I can't have moved much since gfox's update.

UPDATE 24th May 2008

Beautiful. Thanks for it.

058) 41286 0038 002.7 Dream-of-Duke
060) 40025 0584 041.7 Coop83 1

Wow, DoD wasn't kidding... he's really not around at all now. At that rate, Coop should be passing within a month or so.

065) 38073 0100 007.1 Stormwarden
066) 37540 0152 010.9 Omgee 1

I, on the other hand, probably won't be passing anyone in the next two months. Finals are coming up soon, and right after that, I'm leaving the country for six weeks and won't be online at all during that time. I'll be lucky to pick up 100/week between now and when I leave, which won't be enough to pass Stormwarden even if he stands still between now and then. I'll probably drop a few ranks, actually, thanks to EagleRock, AshtonNextGen and maybe Patcoola. S'alright... it's summer, and sunny out, and I've got other stuff to do, like be in Mexico.

Congratulations to everyone who did something significant this week, and thanks to Afro_Stud for keeping the list going for the past little while. You'll be missed.

At 5/12/08 12:35 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: The semester is finally over, now I can go back home and enjoy the summer. :)

Geez, I miss semesters. We're on the quarter system out here, which means I still have another month to go. You're lucky to already be done.

Once I go back to school, (graduate school, yepppiiiii!)

... wait, so, you graduated? All of the usual attitudes and crap aside, that's pretty frigging huge, even better than gaining a BP rank or ten. College degree +1. Congratulations! You should buy yourself a laptop to celebrate. Having computer restrictions all summer long is so middle-school.

I am just going to take 12 credit hours and not over-stressing myself.

Ha, "just" twelve semester hours of graduate school will be stress enough, I bet. Enjoy your summer while you can. :|

At 5/12/08 07:05 PM, Metal-Therapy wrote: To clarify this a little bit, I've been making a list from 301 to 500.

Huh. I still think this might be more effort than it's worth, although it's certainly more of a managable project than 300 to 1000, and Afro might have most of your data already, if he's willing to share. It might be interesting to see how movement looks on the next tier down, I guess, and once you get the list going, it would ultimately help Afro, too, if you're any good at finding upcoming names on the radar. I guess I can't agree that this is a terrible idea or a total waste of time, although I do think 300 is probably enough for now. Then again, I'm in the top 100, so of course I'm going to say that.

But, yeah, good luck if you do decide to keep going with it.

At 5/10/08 07:40 PM, AfroUnderscoreStud wrote: That being said though, I do dislike Christmas what with the complete lack of public transportation, irritating adverts that start in the summer, crowding around town and decorations which are up for about 2 months.

Only two months? Wow, then, you're getting off easy. Well, actually, the malls here had stuff up for two full months this last Christmas, but people had stuff up on their houses and in their yards from just past Halloween all the way until the end of January. Either way, anything longer than a month is too much.

And don't get me started on the consumerism crap. Ugh.

This Groundhog Day sounds absolutely ridiculous.

Some famous groundhog comes up out of his hole in the ground, and if he sees his shadow, it means that winter's over. If he doesn't, winter will last until July, right about the time everyone will start putting up their damn Christmas decorations next year.

Or maybe it's the other way around. Whatever.

UPDATE 10th May 2008

Thanks for that!

New Supreme Commanders:
Hemlok

WELL IT'S ABOUT FRIGGING TIME! Congratulations!

Star-pacers: None

What a shock, that.

067) 37388 0077 009.6 Omgee

I'm hoping I'll be able to get my pace up a little over the next few weeks, since I'll be completely offline for six weeks starting the in the middle of June. School being what it is, though, I doubt I'll break 100/week between now and then.

As always, thanks for the update, Afro_Stud.

At 5/7/08 04:19 PM, zimzap wrote: I am right on deck!

Careful, it's slippery.

At 4/19/08 09:41 PM, gfoxcook wrote: Sure. But I snipped out part of it, actually. Specifically, the "part about 'still two vagrants' and all in his intro" that I mentioned further up the page. That was actually the best part, as I said in that post. ;_;

But you did quote the bit about the vagrants:

At 4/16/08 11:18 PM, gfoxcook wrote:

Still, the vagrants have not been located, and if anyone has information of them, please contact me via PM.

So ha. You did a better job of quoting than you think you did.

So, I say again, thank you, dammit.

At 4/17/08 03:34 AM, gfoxcook wrote: Still, the intro was funny enough, I wish you coulda just deleted the posts past the first one. #;-}>
Or they could just give mods the edit tool and you could edit out all the list "update" and just keep his intro. Priceless.

It's still quoted in your post on the previous page, which is nice because I wasn't online much at all this week and missed the original post. So, thanks.