Monster Racer Rush
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thought it was pretty funny
Pimp responds to PM's :)
Merry Christmas! Here's my presant!
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I got nothing, thus far ;) but by tonight I'll probably have about $200 and some new clothes :)))
Merry Christmas everyone!
Spike Valentine is such a good choice!
Hey Tom I remember all that shit. Damn I was young then. Thanks for Dumping Grounds Liljim!
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/7c12 0dfd22a6e1171421694dea7ff7fb
Would you maybe post the link to gem winners from years past, everyone should see "The Perfect Picnic" and maybe they'll understand more why "Criminal" won.
Also, how's Johnny Utah?
Ciminal won? Wow. I thought there were tons of gems that were way funnier and showed way more skill... Oh well, maybe that's the point ;)
I really like MarcyVF's job on this
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It seems like he puts a ton of work into all his stuff and he's finding a style of his own. 10/10
MY FAVORITE IS!!
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This one made me laugh the most, and I thought it was perfect. Though there were some close seconds.... I don't uch like parodies..
Here's a good one to watch in anyone's spare time.
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At 11/15/09 03:01 AM, HotDiggedyDemon wrote: YES, CONFLICT!!!!! YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL I noticed that you suggested Conflict. Wha the hell were you thinking man? O_o
THESE ARE ALL SUCKY THEY JUST COPY EGORAPTOR! BALH BLAH BLAH!!!
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The experimental flashes were all really good and made my choice for first a hard one.
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This was easily most amazingly animated and thought out.
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This one to me had the best symbolism:
"Their surronding shapes the plants, and they have become their surronding. Nature created the plants and our source of technology and now the opposite is happening."
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Simply mind fucking! It really is well done, the man in it even pops his old balloon on his second way down the first time!
A winner I cannot decide upon, but there's my two cents.
WTF flashes I didn't much like... Except for:
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At 11/13/09 10:34 PM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: look at all these people sucking mean fulp dick. just because baron got a little recongnition, everyone is starting to do this.
1st off everyone wants Fulp dick. Weather or not they know it. Secondly: http://omegared.newgrounds.com/news/post /227383
I did this last year, and it was for fun, much like Jak and the others probably did this year. Nobody wants to suck Tom Fulp's massive dick, except you because you think you'll look cool by making fun of us who took time out to enjoy his site and other people's work.
LOL! You don't make flash so nobody wants your dick and you probably don't make friends because you're an asshole. You certainly do make a lot of reviews though, HMMM TRYING TO SUCK SOME PEOPLE'S DICKS!?!?!
Be more friendly or Fuck off.
The sillier the review, the more I probably like it!
I couldn't wait for these flashes to come! You need a morbid sense of humor to enjoy this kind of stuff; nothing makes me laugh more than this utterly scary random stuff. We have Catoblepas to thank for that ;)
Here's my reviews.
XD
]TheBigRace[
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I freaking hate it when shit like this happens. I prepared all week to screw my girlfriend once. Cock push ups and everything. We got into bed, and you pretty much know the rest ;) Benny Hill played in the background and everything. This deserves a 10 to me, but in comparison to other flashes on this list, it could have had better art. 9/10
A Sign Of Happiness
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It's animation is crudely drawn. Maybe that was the authors point, since this is, after all, a dream, BUT I did not enjoy it... That's about all that matters, unfortunately. I did laugh at the end and find the employment of subliminal messages to be creepy, so Kudos, but I can't relate with the way the dream appeared at all; however, this inspires me to someday make a flash based on my dreams ;) 8/10
king pepe
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OK! So far this is a winner to me for this group! What did the tatto on the chick say? EAST? I liked the artists style of art and animation. I laughed when our king started getting laid. And honestly, who didn't love the end? END! GET IT!!! 10/10
Shave
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A great quick laugh! Notice when the blood squirts all over the girl!
We shave to get rid of annoying hair on our face; Shave our heads off when our wives get pregnant. It is small and so in comparison to it's competitors I am putting with a 7/10
HENKEI
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This is skilled work but not to funny or creepy... Yeah it's animated beautifully. But where's the fun or excitement? No reason to watch this really unless you are learning to animate... Just CGI effects won't make a good movie- look at Matrix 3-, and neither does just awesome animation. Maybe I just didn't get it. lol 8/10
Secret Sins Fast Food Boy
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Wow! Watch it twice or more! There's a lot to see! Great use of bad and good art. Heavily animated and fun to watch. Great voice acting. The problem for me is it's so off the deep end of weird that I can't relate to it. But it is funny. The girls man voice, the images of food, feet lol, and FFB's and (bunny fu fu's) BFF's expressions. It's seriously great abstract humor. 9/10
Chocolate Easter Bunny
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I get it. The problem with this one is its art looks like a kid made it. Clearly a kid didn't voice it... I honestly see what's supposed to be funny in this and its intentions, but I don't laugh at any of the jokes on racism, hicks, the randomness, not even the cock carved in the pumpkin. Sry. 6/10
Nath Milburn Stabs A Duck
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A chuckle, but this feels like I'm left outside of some inside joke. 5/10
Zonked
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Incredible. Not made for humor, just for engaging. Anyone will watch this from start to finish! Honestly, though, no everyone will fap to the girl at the end, like I did :3
I had a hard time finding the play button LOL. 10/10
Hny (happy New Year!)
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Best post card ever. But just a short, although I like it's weirdness coming out to a fun joke. 8/10
The Travelling Sandwich
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I love all this dudes work! I'm glad Last Resort made FP and won prize money for Halloween right? I think so.. 9/10
don't watch this
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This is another funny guy who has had FPed flashes. This one shows his style perfectly. Those who liked this will love DON'T EVER WATCH THIS.
Onto the scary.
Dentist
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Some really good stuff, some bad. I felt like some parts were very scary and well shown through black and white. But by the end I felt like it was more of a preview for a bigger flash than a flash in itself. 8/10
Soul Cream
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This is really good for a scary flash! But there's no point besides it being scary. I'm sorry the thing that makes scary stories truly worth watching is that they some how feel like they could happen, or have a realer feel to them... Since this is a cartoon and mostly in slasher style I just didn't enjoy it to much. But at least a 9/10
lol this was front paged btw.
Empty Lands: Empty House
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Scary again! But AGAIN just scary and not in anyway haunting. I could laugh at this for just being random. There should be a point to it. Maybe I'm missing it... 8/10
In The Dark- Abortion
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Great art work, creepy... 9/10
NIGHTm.c.a Pt.1
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A story! Who'd of thunk it?! This is cool. It's short, but cool to watch. I think we can all identify with childhood fears, that thing behind our closet, staying awake to avoid the boogey man, and me being an asshole. 9/10
Vexatia.
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Hmm. I wasn't sure what to make of this... ... WOW I'M A SHITTY REVIEWER!
-Reminiscence-
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Hmmm I think I would have been more scared by reading Rosanne's Autobiography.
I guess I just aint much for scary flashes guys! Thanks for not reading my reviews! :3
At 11/13/09 09:57 AM, TomFulp wrote: Thanks again for the feedback on the Treasure Hunt lists! Yesterday we saw reviews for every submission on the list by Assios, Whirlguy, NightBreaker, omegared and JakBaronKing. It makes it all worth it to know people are taking the time to watch them all.
lol.
To us, Tom, it makes all the difference to know that somebody like you cares.
I personally would have done this anways ;) So Thanks.
Ima pump out another list now :)
At 11/13/09 12:51 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:At 11/12/09 10:01 PM, Protomix wrote: Sorry but, is this actually being written by Wade Fulp? Im sorry but i heard this really mean rumor that Tom Fulp is dead and Wade is writing his posts. If he isnt dead, thats fantastic, if he is, im so sorry. Please replyLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE! LOL!!! in fact this is LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
At 11/13/09 12:44 AM, Teshla wrote:At 11/13/09 12:02 AM, omegared wrote: FluteIndeed it is the thing we wanted to show in this flash movie. I'm really glad that Flute is among the contestants. It feels really good when your work is being noticed again after such pause.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 6150
A flash that has a point and blew me away with it. It's hard to see why this one shouldn't be a winner because it's so well done. The only problem is it is abstract. But I got it I think. The father is unsupportive of his sons creativity, a shameful way to raise a kid.
When you release a game or movie you expect some amount of attention and its good. But its even nicer when you are just visiting NG and accidently notice that your work is getting attention. Thank you for such a plesant surprise, this contest is fabulous.
Oh cool! People are noticing that they made it into this contest!!! YAY! I wish everyone noticed because it might inspie them to make more flashes ;)
Yah know what? It's good that you can make a thoughtful flash. I love the unthoughtful random flashes that are funny as much as the serious ones. I really hope your's is a winner, or a close second :) It's just to well done xD
I also want to say that I have seen a lot of people saying dogtime was the best one of all these. To which I ask: have you people watched any of them other than dogtime?
;)
Okay! I watched every entry. I didn't feel like I should review all of them, but that doesn't mean one was necessarily bad; I just don't think writing the same thing over and over is useful to this process. All my reviews were done in word and transferred over to this thread to insure that I wouldn't have to many spelling errors ;)
Icarus
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This is a lovely piece of work. It had a very "Power Puff Girls" style of art to it but a more exciting cast ;)
Pinball-ball echoes.
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Exciting! Polished! Beautiful! Original! Just a pleasure to watch all around. An easy 10.
Blatarria Blast
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It's stuff like this that makes me wish I had spent more time searching for treasure hunt gems! This one blew my mind. I can't believe it's a lost gem. The same goes for most of these flashes, but I think this should be a winner.
Damn Pumpkin
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LOLs! It's well done and funny. Reminds me a lot of Oney's style ;)
Candy Land
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I remember seeing this one. I could have sworn it made FP, but it's still a great little flash to show again ;)
The lazyway
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Clever. 4/5
Where the Missing Sock Go
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This was very long, well done, and creative. A fine example of hard work paying off. I doubt the artist is very good at drawing or animating, I could be wrong, but the flash here is very refined and pleasing to watch.
Carrotoid (0m:18s)
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Good old fashioned pixilated fun, that really looks like it could have been out of a Nintendo game, until we get to the funny end. I suggested this one, so I'm rooting more so for it than the rest ;)
A Rhino's Stomach
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Great! I loved it's cuteness and its grossness. It had all the great elements of a story and is lots of fun. Front page material! 10/10
Adventure Prohor and Puzo
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To short! That's a good thing, since I wish there was more. Better than the opposite. Looks like it will be fun to watch anything by this artist.
The Test of Doom
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Pretty decent work here. The original style plus silly humor made it worth the while.
Stress Bunny.
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Talk about oozing with animation! Very interesting.
The Agent ep.2
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Well done, but boring as heck. The characters and art are well done, I probably just caught the slower episode of the series. Did Johnny Utah voice this? ;) 4/5
Ooohhh! Pantalones!
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This was to funny. I really liked it a lot. And I'm taking Spanish 101, so I'll favorite it for learning purposes.
Save Me
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Unique style and story. I wish the beginning was as engaging as the middle and end. It might have been painful, however I couldn't tell.
Rube Goldberg DVD
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Irony is always a plus for me. I laughed ;) excellent fun.
Rubiks Cube
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It could have had a message behind it, but it didn't. Maybe that's why I liked it so much. It's well animated. It's worth a watch if you like to think outside the cube. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Flute
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A flash that has a point and blew me away with it. It's hard to see why this one shouldn't be a winner because it's so well done. The only problem is it is abstract. But I got it I think. The father is unsupportive of his sons creativity, a shameful way to raise a kid.
Whirlpool Chicken
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God this is fun to watch and listen to! It just gave me a good feeling everywhere! ... Don't get any perverted thoughts now ;)
Flim
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Last one, yay! Cute!
I watched them all. I didn't review them all, jut the ones I wanted to. I felt it would be redundant after a while to keep reading, "funny and short 3/5"
Buns of Steel
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A great example of how randomness is just plain funny. There's little animation and the art is nothing to brag about but every line of dialogue is hilarity, voiced to perfection, and the way the scenes switch and are timed is perfect. I love the close up for no reason when he drinks the soda. 9/10
Criminal!
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Similar to Buns of Steel, this animation is random and fun to listen to. The actions of the stick characters, the poor depiction of walking and lip synching isn't as distracting as it is humorous. I'd give it a 4/5.
WhatD'YouThinkOfMyDadNow?
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A nice preloaded and overall a nice flash considering all it was. But it drags for to long, the characters I liked the most were the two cats in the beginning. I felt like the whole thing could/should have been two separate flashes, even though it's clear the animator was trying to tie everything together as a surprise- It didn't work for me. 8/10
Bringing a Knife to a Gun
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I laughed a bit more at this because it used the Matrix 2 fight music. There is hilarity in this one, but I would say it's to short to be deserving of a 10, however I favorited cause I will watch it again; it's just to priceless.
Phil's Toy Hammers
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Genius. The pure irony of it all! A great bit that made me LOL! I have to give this extra points just for being to funny, and that's why I think it's a 10.
Mikey's Show
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Haha. I love the sarcasm. This one is quite funny but I can't help but feel like the joke was taken over to the point where it isn't funny anymore. In other words, this could have been cut in a few places and I would have liked it more. Because it's so long I don't really wanna replay it, but I did like it. 4/5
Boing Shoes
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Watch this! The thing I like about this is that every attempt at humor is successful. Even if a joke has been done or is cliché. The artist is just a funny person. As far as art and animation goes, nothing was out of place. 10/10
I am Corn
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Maybe it was Mark M who is known as the father of this flash style but I got a good laugh from this. 7/10
Slumberland Sequence
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A very spiffy animation, very well done. The jokes were so random that they didn't really tickle my fancy, sept when the voicer said MUD, that made me lol. 4/5
What would you do
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This is greatness. The cartoony humor plus genius what would you do questions. Favorited.
Shadow Deathmatch
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To long in my opinion. BUT! I bet that a lot of people would really enjoy this. It's funny and well drawn. 9/10
An interview thing
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Excellently animated and funny. But again a drag fest. I think don't do drugs made me die laughing... Had to check my pulse.
Sleep time
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I knida wish every flash had options like this one does! That was truly a great idea, but one option should link story to more options. I'd have no choice but to do um all. Just like I did for the PICO DAY 2008 press and punch collab ;)
Theo
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By far the best drawn but the least funny. That is not to say it isn't clever, or cute. It's a sophisticated flash indeed, deserving of a 9 or 10.
Face Fister
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Very funny. Not special animation and art, but worth a watch.
The 5 Second Film Collab
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My pick for winner in comedy. It doesn't seem like it would be a good idea to make flashes just 5 seconds long. But it's one hilarity after another. I really had to watch it twice and then twice again. The Artists make fun of the fact that they had 5 seconds. What's scary is they all did a great job! 10/10
give me a few hours here.. Actually ill have a review list by tomorrow.
nice job every1!!!
Can't wait for the gem winners!
I honestly think I am really cool. People like to hang around me, I am smart, I work as a bus driver, and I'm 22.
I think I'm cool, therefore I am!
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Love to hear it Tom. I want to become a more active flash maker/ voice actor. :P
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This one should be noticed more ;)
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Tom please add a link to the thread with all last years finds... Maybe only one person will chek it out, but they were all real good.
:)
Awww! I get sad when I think of how long Newgrounds will last and how all the people I know here will eventually be gone... :(((
RIP Ben