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Response to: Top entries from 12/20/2008! Posted December 21st, 2008 in P-bot's Postings

Personally I don't give a fuck. ... :) plus I like Hentai

Response to: Wacom 30: keicho Posted December 20th, 2008 in NG News

If he loves megaman he is probably the BEST choice you have made yet.

<33333333333333333333

BTW Tom your to cool.

Response to: Wacom 29: TehSlapHappy Posted December 19th, 2008 in NG News

At 12/19/08 06:41 PM, ReNaeNae wrote:
At 12/19/08 06:32 PM, Luis wrote: Tom's been giving tablets to alot of black peopel lately ..... atomic-noodle... yungjazz... tehslapphappy... lazymuffin...

wtfffff
...that's 'cuz white people got no talent... I mean rhythm.

It's true. Unless we're are lucky enough to be Jewish, then we are funny.

Response to: Wacom 28: Mp3-Lock Posted December 18th, 2008 in NG News

Mp3-Lock is another Great pick for a Wacom!!

Response to: Wacom 28: Mp3-Lock Posted December 18th, 2008 in NG News

Als Nerfinhiemer's is the best.

Response to: Wacom 28: Mp3-Lock Posted December 18th, 2008 in NG News

Here's my drawing. I drew this in honor of Keanu and a couple of my favorite artists on NG.

Wacom 28: Mp3-Lock

Response to: Wacom 26: Lazyfeet Posted December 16th, 2008 in NG News

NG Chat = hilarity waiting to happen!!! I can't wait!

Also, LazyFeet!!! If I Marr you then I'll be Mrs. Feet??? I DON'T WANT TO BE MISS FEET! And if you ever go to war and don't make it back home you'll just leave me alone with 6 kids and on wellfare, as Ms. Feet!?!?!

Think again dogg.

Sorry Mr. FUCKING FEET! Plus I am in love with Stamper. I want to be Mrs Per. That has a ring to it...

Yes I'm a guy. Yes I'm kinding and I'm not really gay. Except for jokes LALALALA!

Response to: Wacom 26: Lazyfeet Posted December 16th, 2008 in NG News

Haven't seenny submissions from Lazyfeet that I remember off the top of my head, but I did just read his post to everyone and I must say I like this guy!

Enjoy your Tablet Mr. Feet.

LOL LazyFEET! MR. FEET! HAHAAH!

RB

PS Tom I can't STILL be enjoying these everyday posts if I never enjoyed them in the first place HAHAHA!

Response to: Metal Gear Collab (Update) Posted December 15th, 2008 in NG News

I guess it's clearly shown here that alls well that ends well

Response to: Wacom 24: MRat Posted December 14th, 2008 in NG News

At 12/14/08 07:44 PM, MindChamber wrote:
At 12/14/08 03:44 PM, Psi43 wrote: wow and there another tba member won lmfao

grats mrat
ya its almost like a conspiracy of something LMAO.

The way things are going I'm expecting to get a tablet out of no where! And I didn't even ask for one!

Seriously though, I love almost every pick Tom has made so far for the Tablets. NG is going to have a really good year in 2009!!

...

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I WILL BE MAKING MY AMAZING DEBUT FLASH! WEHWHWEWHEWHEH!
WOW LOL LMAO ROFL HAHA! YAY!

RB

Response to: Wacom 24: MRat Posted December 14th, 2008 in NG News

YES YES YES!!! TOM I LOVE YOU!!!! MRAT IS A GREAT PICK FOR A TABLET! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MORE STUFF FROM HIM!

Especially if it's as great as his stuff from MGF

:-3

Response to: Wacom 21: sucho Posted December 11th, 2008 in NG News

Tom I think that it's super cool of you to give a no name (or a little known name, aka sucho) a tablet. He probably sent you a professional looking PM request. LOL I imgine that's what made or breaked most peoples chances at getting one huh?

Your to sweet man.

Response to: Wacom 18: ChillyCheese, Best of Nov Posted December 8th, 2008 in NG News

Cogratz to all the winners of November! Two Gears of War spoofs: LOL Cogs Of War, and Gears of Awesome, made it up there! I'm glad an origional piece on first place.

Response to: Top entries from 12/07/2008! Posted December 8th, 2008 in P-bot's Postings

At 12/8/08 03:17 AM, KartuneHustla wrote: Wow, down with the clocks was just .03 points away from beating the Bliss collab. Did anyone watch that? That was a great collaboration. Why is the score so low for that? The voting has been weird this whole weekend.....man

If I voted 5 on it it would have probably been enough to make it Top 2.

If I voted 5 on it, it proly deserved it too.

I'M SO FUCKING COOL!

Response to: Top entries from 12/07/2008! Posted December 8th, 2008 in P-bot's Postings

I hate having a life! I haven't seen any of these flashes yet! I can't wait to be less busy again.

Weird right?!!

Response to: Wacom 17: WX Posted December 7th, 2008 in NG News

DE_Dust2 was this shiz! I loved it's hilarity. I can't wait to see what origional works WX will make.

Response to: Top entries from 11/28/2008! Posted November 29th, 2008 in P-bot's Postings

At 11/29/08 12:57 AM, mexifry895 wrote: OMGOMGOGKGOGMG

FIRST AWARD! :DDDDDDD

Aww you stole my first comment glory.

...

Nice job on your first award though!

Response to: Top entries from 11/28/2008! Posted November 29th, 2008 in P-bot's Postings

YAY 1sT COMMENT OH MY GOSH SHOOT ME IN THE FACE I'M SO LAME!

Response to: Wacom 5: Falconer02 Posted November 25th, 2008 in NG News

Circuit Skirmis is really cooL!

Response to: Wacom 1: LazyMuffin Posted November 21st, 2008 in NG News

Lazy Muffin is a great first pick! He's already done a lot of great stuff! And he's very friendly.

I always appreciate that from somebody that's talented. Better than being a dick face. Dicks lose more fans in the long run.

Also! A WACOM EVERYDAY!!! DAMN TOM

Screw PMing you for one! Can I come work for NG?

Response to: Treasure Hunt 2008 RESULTS 1/4 Posted November 21st, 2008 in NG News

hmmm

I posted everything on my user account!

Response to: Treasure Hunt 2008 RESULTS 1/4 Posted November 21st, 2008 in NG News

The time has come

So I finally sat down on Word at wrote this shit out. It's long and my comp likes to be a bitch so I used word in case it shut off or logged of the Internet for no reason! No starting over for me.

ANYWAY! This is the list of reviews I made for all the movies in the first post for the Treasure Hunt post Tom made part ¼.

WARNING! Don't read on if you don't want to either be bored or confused or offended. lol

I watched every single last flash and I have a lot to say as a result. I learned that NG has a lot to offer and if you want to find serious shorts you should diffidently look around the site a bit.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9855 95

I want to start off by saying that in this list I will name each flash then give it a personal rating out of 5 how much I liked it. This rating doesn't necessarily reflect the stars I gave it; it shouldn't! Flashes come from people of all different walks of life and are meant to entertain, prove a point, or at the very least move an audience emotionally. However, a lot goes into the process along the way.

I give stars to flashes that have good art work and animation and some sort of proof that there was hard work involved in between its being made and being submitted.
So I tend to give flashes a 4/5 or a 5/5 that I don't even like.

As a result of this I just want everyone to remember when reading this that the score I gave outta five is only based on how much I enjoyed watching the flash, you may feel different. And for the most part I hope you do!

That being said the first flash I watched was the WINNER OF THE TREASURE HUNT!

NOT! Good one Tom! I wasted five minutes of my life watching Teodor and Gregory be retards!

  • Lost Farts
    Lost Farts by Hereder

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    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Adults Only

Lost Farts: 2/5
When I first watched this I wrote down on my notepad that it was worth 4/5. LMAO! This is a seriously gross flash in a funny way I guess. It starts off being funny, after that I only wonder why I kept watching it. It's gross, childish, sick, and worth the shock value. WATCH IT!

  • Comfort
    Comfort by noiserover

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    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Ages 13+

Comfort, by noiseover: 5/5
I added comfort to my favorites immediately! Noiseover, the artist, I added to my favorite artists after I watched his other two submissions! His tales left me wondering WTF in a good way.

Bits of Love, by finleroy: 4/5
Although it was slow at times this flash made me laugh and cry! Well, not really cry because it's not supposed to be serious. It could be a serious flash with a sort of underlining parallel to life behind a pointless desk job. I don't know if people are that interested in hearing my explanation as to why. Anyway, I think by the end it's clear that it's all just good fun! Check it out! It made me LOL!

The Greyhound, by plendy: 5/5
By far my favorite serious flash on NG! It's a tale of a pathetic duo that lives a sad life with a happy ending. If you think I am a homo for crying after watching this then you are missing out on an important aspect of life, sometimes people deserve to have there faith rewarded, and when I most feared this flash was going to it didn't disappoint me. I usually don't like Disney endings like this. But I don't know, this really appealed to me.

  • A Part
    A Part by HeRetiK

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    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Everyone

A Part, by HeRetik: 3/5
Overall this flash has a nice artistic feel. Good use of images and music I thought.
I usually don't like artistic things like this because it's hard for me to judge what I feel the meaning is, and I'd rather have it be clear unless it's the best unclearness I have ever seen.

City victims, by VideoSnack: 5/5
Everything about this peace screams front page! I think Tom should have picked this em as the real winner personally. It's sad and artsy and gives me a feeling of loss by being independent or for those that are. The best part for me is when she eat the pizza! To me it symbolizes the emptiness we are left with after we choose to use others for to try and gain a feeling of happiness rather than truly appreciating them,

Starsearcher, by spectre757: 4/5
I hated the dole looking people but I bared with it and I was not disappointed, it's got to be one of the coolest stories ever told. I like it so much because I believe that it's true that the higher powers that release info to us have a lot to hide. Not to get into MGS or anything.

The Spider and the Fly, by alphachupapi: 5/5
Another tale of sadness and hurt and betrayal meets a rage unlike any other. Why are some destined to kill the ones they love?

  • Jill
    Jill by wittyhobos

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    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Ages 13+

Jill, by wittyhobos: 4/5
The art and animation in this are great! It's creepy! I think the message behind it is to use a condom.

his wonderful ending, by WADEMACHINE: 1/5
I HATE SUICIDE! I guess he wanted to know what the rest of life was about and he was already sure about what his life on earth was but because he was so in love. Dumb! Watch it! Let me know what u think!

Meet The Moon, by GodamnDawg: 5/5
A cute little story. The music fits the animation! It's sweet really, again though use a condom.

crispy bangs, by CrispBangs: 4/5
Reminds me of when I was a kid and I would play NES and SNES non-stop! I had a really active imagination back then. Hell I still do!

Cubloid Jazz Monster, by bobtheleprechaun: 3/5
This was one of those flashes I borderline loved and hated. It was engaging but annoying. The script passed by to fast at parts, the story seemed cool, the monsters weird and border line dumb.

skuuk - upside down, by VOLOP: 2/5
There's really no point in this one besides maybe a chuckle, but why was it in black and white??

The Octahedron, by Angelu-Mortis: 0/5
I almost fell asleep during this! I have said in the review that I left on this flash that it wasn't bad in anyway whatsoever except that it bored me to tears. If that makes me a dick then I have a whole bunch of mike Tyson quotes at my disposal
"JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION!"
LOL but seriously this flash was worse than Larry's idea about playing a Nut Outside. And it clearly was a flash that tried to appeal to the youthful sprit of America.
To bad I was waiting to see more than the same predictable stuff over and over!

  • Boy Robot!
    Boy Robot! by SwiftSketcher

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    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Everyone

Boy Robot!, by SwiftSketcher: 5/5!!!!
I ONLY WATCHED FIVE SECONDS OF THIS AND IT WAS ETTER THAN THE ENTIRE TEN OR FIFTEEN MINUTES OF THE SHITTY OCTAHEDRON!!! Funny how that works isn't it? I guess it's true what they say less is more. LOL

  • (Blink)
    (Blink) by Efehan

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    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Everyone

(Blink), by Efehan: 3/5
LOL why is the title in parenthesis? I gave this one a 3/5 because I did like it. It's interesting to think about how small we really are and how big are life seemingly is at times! This realization always makes me smile and think about the next life.

New Shoes, by AGC: 3/5
Why does this flash remind me of my Granny's house!?

Stinky Boot FUCKERS, by Spinister and others: 0/5
This was the only submission I stopped watching in the middle. I'm gonna watch it again right now! (really) ... -five minutes later-
I promised I just finished watching it again
If it's a flash with a point (and strangely enough I think it actually is) the point went over my head.
But maybe it's actually meant to be watched by a different audience than me.
Give it a try. At least to the middle!

Serious flashes at the top done!
What I learned so far: There's a lot of NG quality behind the scenes going on. A lot of good flash work goes unnoticed! In fact most people tend

Response to: Edmund's CD Posted November 20th, 2008 in NG News

I had no idea that Edmund made all those games, and I loved all off the 2008 submissions he made, I didn't even realize he was the same person making them while I played each one. Crazyness.

I think I have no choice but to buy the cd. Especially for $10.

Response to: amazing flash moments in NG history Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

Reading Rainbow was genius. The Turtle one is in my favorites now, lol I'm a sucker for necro jokes.

I loved Legendary Frogs work in this flash

I personally always loved

Response to: NBC10, Free Wacoms Posted November 20th, 2008 in NG News

It is a fact that no other flash deserves to be in 2008 flash portal history than this gem.

Response to: amazing flash moments in NG history Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

At 11/20/08 04:24 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: the creation of xander matrix
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/18 6802
the best film on ng

This flash makes me LOL because of how bad it is in a good way.

Zecky have I introduced you to

??

Response to: amazing flash moments in NG history Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

I think this was the first Treasure Hunt winner ever. It with out a doubt proved that sometimes even the best works can go unnoticed.

Response to: amazing flash moments in NG history Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

LOL yeah.

amazing flash moments in NG history Posted November 20th, 2008 in General

  • Slowpoke
    Slowpoke by Ecke

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    Type
    Movie
    Rated
    Ages 17+

Slowpoke: 5/5
I know this is very small and not funny, except for his wife doing somebody else. Why then do I love it so much? Well, probably because there's many people actually living life just like this day to day. I like it; not so much because it's a short loop, but because it's a short loop that possibly represents an entire life.

Powerful no?

Response to: NBC10 Video Footage Posted November 19th, 2008 in NG News

Looks like a lot of fun man! Good times good people!

Old video games are the best! FUCK YEEEEAH!

Thanks for posting the footage.