The sillier the review, the more I probably like it!
I couldn't wait for these flashes to come! You need a morbid sense of humor to enjoy this kind of stuff; nothing makes me laugh more than this utterly scary random stuff. We have Catoblepas to thank for that ;)
Here's my reviews.
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]TheBigRace[
I freaking hate it when shit like this happens. I prepared all week to screw my girlfriend once. Cock push ups and everything. We got into bed, and you pretty much know the rest ;) Benny Hill played in the background and everything. This deserves a 10 to me, but in comparison to other flashes on this list, it could have had better art. 9/10
A Sign Of Happiness
It's animation is crudely drawn. Maybe that was the authors point, since this is, after all, a dream, BUT I did not enjoy it... That's about all that matters, unfortunately. I did laugh at the end and find the employment of subliminal messages to be creepy, so Kudos, but I can't relate with the way the dream appeared at all; however, this inspires me to someday make a flash based on my dreams ;) 8/10
king pepe
OK! So far this is a winner to me for this group! What did the tatto on the chick say? EAST? I liked the artists style of art and animation. I laughed when our king started getting laid. And honestly, who didn't love the end? END! GET IT!!! 10/10
Shave
A great quick laugh! Notice when the blood squirts all over the girl!
We shave to get rid of annoying hair on our face; Shave our heads off when our wives get pregnant. It is small and so in comparison to it's competitors I am putting with a 7/10
HENKEI
This is skilled work but not to funny or creepy... Yeah it's animated beautifully. But where's the fun or excitement? No reason to watch this really unless you are learning to animate... Just CGI effects won't make a good movie- look at Matrix 3-, and neither does just awesome animation. Maybe I just didn't get it. lol 8/10
Secret Sins Fast Food Boy
Wow! Watch it twice or more! There's a lot to see! Great use of bad and good art. Heavily animated and fun to watch. Great voice acting. The problem for me is it's so off the deep end of weird that I can't relate to it. But it is funny. The girls man voice, the images of food, feet lol, and FFB's and (bunny fu fu's) BFF's expressions. It's seriously great abstract humor. 9/10
Chocolate Easter Bunny
I get it. The problem with this one is its art looks like a kid made it. Clearly a kid didn't voice it... I honestly see what's supposed to be funny in this and its intentions, but I don't laugh at any of the jokes on racism, hicks, the randomness, not even the cock carved in the pumpkin. Sry. 6/10
Nath Milburn Stabs A Duck
A chuckle, but this feels like I'm left outside of some inside joke. 5/10
Zonked
Incredible. Not made for humor, just for engaging. Anyone will watch this from start to finish! Honestly, though, no everyone will fap to the girl at the end, like I did :3
I had a hard time finding the play button LOL. 10/10
Hny (happy New Year!)
Best post card ever. But just a short, although I like it's weirdness coming out to a fun joke. 8/10
The Travelling Sandwich
I love all this dudes work! I'm glad Last Resort made FP and won prize money for Halloween right? I think so.. 9/10
don't watch this
This is another funny guy who has had FPed flashes. This one shows his style perfectly. Those who liked this will love DON'T EVER WATCH THIS.
Onto the scary.
Dentist
Some really good stuff, some bad. I felt like some parts were very scary and well shown through black and white. But by the end I felt like it was more of a preview for a bigger flash than a flash in itself. 8/10
Soul Cream
This is really good for a scary flash! But there's no point besides it being scary. I'm sorry the thing that makes scary stories truly worth watching is that they some how feel like they could happen, or have a realer feel to them... Since this is a cartoon and mostly in slasher style I just didn't enjoy it to much. But at least a 9/10
lol this was front paged btw.
Empty Lands: Empty House
Scary again! But AGAIN just scary and not in anyway haunting. I could laugh at this for just being random. There should be a point to it. Maybe I'm missing it... 8/10
In The Dark- Abortion
Great art work, creepy... 9/10
NIGHTm.c.a Pt.1
A story! Who'd of thunk it?! This is cool. It's short, but cool to watch. I think we can all identify with childhood fears, that thing behind our closet, staying awake to avoid the boogey man, and me being an asshole. 9/10
Vexatia.
Hmm. I wasn't sure what to make of this... ... WOW I'M A SHITTY REVIEWER!
-Reminiscence-
Hmmm I think I would have been more scared by reading Rosanne's Autobiography.
I guess I just aint much for scary flashes guys! Thanks for not reading my reviews! :3