"I am mindful that we're all sinners, and I caution those who may try to take the speck out of the neighbor's eye when they got a log in their own"

-Dubya

I suppose most of you have heard this one by now but I just had to put it up here because of its holarity. Did anybody see the Daily Show where they made fun of it, some funny shit.

"Uhhhh.... Mr. President, I know that... you don't spend alot of tim around gay people but...uhhhmm... The log don't go in the eye!"
-John Stewart

In conclusion Bush is a fucking moron.

Now that made me laugh. You are a funny man.

Jerrrahhhahhhaaa!
iT ARE LATE.

At 8/7/03 12:58 AM, MohammedSlong wrote: Who like dead baby jokes? I sure do. Here are a couple:
Q: What is difference between a pile of newspapers and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a pile of newspapers in my garage.
Q: How do you get a baby out of a blender?
A: With a straw.
Q: What is better than one dead baby in a dumpster?
A: One dead baby in ten dumpsters.

Hahahah now THOSE were funny, I gotta remeber them, a friend of mine is a fan of dead babies.

As for the first joke, it sucked.

At 8/6/03 08:20 PM, Stuporman wrote: oh yeah, i actually think it's a bad idea...i just wanted an excuse to post that pic, which i will do again anyways

That picture fuckin rocks.

I made a movie with sticks, and I hate em. But it was so fuckin easy, I actually got to finish it.

Go Take a look at it, link in profile.
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Ooooohhhh I get it... Clock Crew - Lock Legion. Clever.

Seriously guys take it easy. All these things just start as a joke, and I think they should all stay like that. Mellow.

http://www.shoutcast.com/download/

You probably need to download all three, won't take long at all tho.
Unless you can somehow get someone else to be your server, personally I just host my own. The help instructions suck ass, and its kind of complicated unfortunatly.

At 8/6/03 11:05 PM, Red_Mage wrote: They're good at first, but just get boring after awhile.

I know what you mean. You just need to watch in moderation. If you watched every Kevin Smith movie in a row the humor would get tired pretty damn fast.

At 8/7/03 12:32 AM, format wrote: i was going to get a shoutcast radio station, but then i realized probably no one else would like my music...

Don't be so sure man, I'd listen to pretty much anything unless it was just ridiculously bad.

Ahhh youth is good. Although I thnk people would pay more attention to ones posts and flashes. Its a subtle kind of respect given to the "old ones"

I was just settin up some shoutcast software to do some LiveBroadcasting. If I ever get that straightend out I'll post a message up... not that anyone cares.

Anywho, I just was wondering if any of you folks host whee little radio stations... post up some links i'd really like to listen.

Oh Evoloution no doubt about it. I can't fathom why anyone would believe otherwise, but many clearly do.

Errr.... no intentions of belittling your post here dude, because I can see you put alot of work into it but:

No shit sherlock.

After arnie wins the california governership, he cant get ready for the race to the white house. I think he could win, and he would make a much better prez than old bushy.

On a somewhat unrelated topic, anyone living in Canada should watch the Woah Canada! show that will come on sometime soon, the Newfoundland co-host guy is a friend of mine.

Not that I saw the show, but I'm surprised no one made a post like "I want to fuck your sister in the ass".

Till now.

If Newgrounds were to die it would definatly be reincarnated as a kitty.

Yeah I'm not really an insomniac, I just keep weird hours. I like to post late.
It is currently 3:10 am NST

I dont know if someone allready posted this one but whatever, 240 pages is to fuckin long to read through just for surpergreg... even if he is da # 1

tek it easy dude. Tom is always doin his hardest to make things run as smoothly as possible, he is constantly inproving.
YOu should be thankfull NG exists at all.

At 7/15/03 01:25 AM, allpro wrote: seriously im not.

one time though in my english class iwas tlaking yah and this girl i said soming about her bra and then i was like yah my bra idont wear much and she all grabbed my boob...

ohhh highschool

do you ever think hey you missed this chance to impress this girl? or boy or whtever your into?

imean do you think WOW if i had the balls at that monet godmanit

then you go wtf? who cares your life is what it is right now pay atetion to wahs going on so you dont do soming stupid and pass up a good operunity again?

well?

or am i being to whtever the hell the word is

your post was difficult to read and confusing... probably because you are a lesbian...

Errr JK, jk

I wouldnt recommend thinking like that it only makes you paranoid that you missed something important, and then you loose all your hair gain 50 pounds and become george castanza... aptly played by jason alexander...
where was I going with this? Oh right, just go with the flow... if ya know what I mean, thats what gets me by.

Does anybody else love that cartoon as much as I do?
I saw the one when it went up on NG a while ago and I was hooked. Watched all ther rest of them the same day. Anybody seen that new one? Damn funny if you ask me.

....do you know what happens to schoolgirls in anime cartoons bob?

no.

Bwahahahha....classic

Ahhhahahh.. oh man this friends of mine used to give me those all the time... and I would laugh uproriasly. Except we were ten years old at the time.
.........
AHAHAHHAHAHA!

He'd also do a lot of what if's... like:
What if you woke up naked in a hotel room with a severed penis in your ass???

He was a very troubled ten year old boy.

At 7/17/03 12:52 AM, liamgre wrote: The "xi" isn't quite pronounced like an "sh", but that's the closest thing to it. It's a little bit softer than an "sh". The "ao" is pronounced "ow".

Actually I'm really glad this topic was made, I always wondered about that... now I can tell my friend...and he'll tell two friends and then they'll tell two friends.. at that...thats like ten people??

Who would you say has the best sig pic... personally I really don't know, I'd have to say something by war_machine... he rocks.

God damn I wanna see that movie.
I've been told though that it was unessisisairily(what?) violent and stuff.
But that only makes me want to see it more!

Sucks, worst show ever. Sucks!

If you're too poor for drugs or alcohol just use a baseball bat or frying pan. Always works in the cartoons.

I loved those old games, but I could never get them to work on my new machine... so i hauled an old peice of shit out of the basement and put them all on it.

Hero's quest was always my favourite.

Ughh I HATE ebaumsworld, why the fuck does everyone like it so much! It fucking sucks, dosn't hold a candle to newgrounds, but it seems that everyone has heard of it.

I can honestly say that I've been hurt by girls way more in my life that I've ever hurt them. Seriously, if I did stuff like that back to a girl id go to jail.
I've got fucking cuts on me right now from this drunk girl with long fingernails.