"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. I'm all out of bubblegum"
- They Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLf so

Head and shoulders the one that doubles as a conditioner.
Or that Axe one that is a shampoo and body wash, kill two towel heads with one stone

At 8/3/08 04:32 PM, Z-Sector wrote: Get a fucking guitar amp. as long as you get the right one, it sounds niiiiiiiiice with a bass

Yeah so you can blow out the speakers. Don't listen to this kid. You can play a guitar through a bass amp, not the other way around unless you want to be find yourself wasting money.

I think it would be hilarious if McCain won, however I hope Obama wins because he is the lesser of the two evils.
McCain knows absolutely NOTHING about economics, foreign policy, etc.
He's probably the most obvious puppet of the two, he has no recall of his past voting on issues, stating that he's voted on so many things he can't keep track (awesome, just want you to hear from a person that wants to be the figurehead of your country).
And back in the debates he stated he could hold his ground with any of the Republican candidates on the topic of economics (laughable because he never could before) and a week later stated he had no knowledge when it came to economics.

Obama would have this one in the bag if he wasn't an idiot with his responses to McCain's idiotic slander ads (which on their own should have McCain shunned from the race), he seems to not be aware of the media and how it will miscontrue any form of sarcasm, and the public will eat it all up. However if you ever actually listen to his speeches, they have absolutely no substance and are so vague that he's basically writing a blank check that everyone eats up solely because he is a democrat (the big part) and because he is black (some extra sauce).

At 8/3/08 01:05 AM, hausoft wrote: waterfall for:
1000 dollars?
650 euros?
100,000 yen?

no parachute or anything, just you and your bathing suit

No, you would die. The golden gate bridge isn't even that high but falling off that can kill you, hence why a lot of people go there to commit suicide.

At 8/3/08 04:14 AM, eyeothestorm wrote:

At 8/3/08 04:12 AM, HaxX0rz111 wrote: Roseanne

End of topic.

What happened? I don't/didn't watch that show.

The ninth and final season of the show marks a complete departure from the rest of the series as it takes on a more surreal tone. The Conners win the state lottery jackpot of $108 million, Roseanne battles terrorists, Dan ponders the meaning of life, Jackie meets her prince, D.J. finds love, and Darlene gives birth. Most surreal of all is the season's final episode, in which Roseanne reveals an alternative scenario for the series in which many of its events never actually take place and are instead part of a book she is writing. In this scenario, Dan's heart attack has killed him, the Conner family has not won the lottery, Becky has married David instead of Mark, Darlene has married Mark instead of David, and Jackie has come out as a lesbian instead of Roseanne's mother.

At 8/3/08 04:12 AM, HaxX0rz111 wrote: Roseanne

End of topic.

DARLENEEEEEEEEE

At 8/3/08 02:37 AM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: One could argue this, but I absolutely loved it.

David Lynch loves his work and it truly shows in every piece of work he has ever done.
Sadly the same cannot be said for countless others that are in the film/tele making industry.

They're actors, and actors don't like being typecast.
What did you expect, them to stay in the same place with their career?

Life's really hard? Then why the hell are you wasting time posting on newgrounds about it you useless piece of crap.
I hope your mom passes away soon and you contract AIDS, does that cheer you up?
Because it's in your future.
Enjoy being another statistic.

Finally, someone has captured a Jew in their true form.
BEHOLD!

Ugly retard pants are ugly and suited for the mallgoth culture.

Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden

At 8/1/08 03:16 PM, DanTheBard wrote:

At 8/1/08 03:12 PM, OhThisGuy wrote: I met a girl on myspace that was friends with people i knew, we talked for like a week or two, hung out two or three times and then started dating after we hooked up. So yeah, it can happen.

was she HAWT?

Yes, best girl I've ever dated

I met a girl on myspace that was friends with people i knew, we talked for like a week or two, hung out two or three times and then started dating after we hooked up. So yeah, it can happen.

Get Off - The Dandy Warhols

Oh and as for the whole food thing, go work at a restaurant, it's REALLY good money.
AND you get free meals.
How have you overlooked all of this?

Lol sounds like you need to make better decisions in your life.
Such as finding an apartment for yourself in a liveable area, $300-$500 a month which is easy if you get a steady job.
Do so around a college town (more affordable) so you can outsource and there will be plenty of job opportunity there.
It's easy to support yourself, and as for college you can always take out loans for the first year and get good grades (a 3.0 is definitely not hard to get your freshman year) so you can apply for scholarships that will take care of tuition the following year(s)
Shit and Comm. College is the best if you're on your own, get an associates for cheap and you'll only need to worry about 2 years worth of college when you transfer out.

At 8/1/08 06:53 AM, Brick-top wrote:

At 8/1/08 06:51 AM, OhThisGuy wrote: As in it's more than just thinking the pictures/videos are disgusting

Oh no I've seen it in real life however I've seen far more pictures and video's. Actually two of my pets were abused by their previous owners.

Oh and I totally took what you said in the wrong way
But no, it's not hypocritical, animals don't have much of a choice, whereas people do have a choice to create change in their created society.
Animals are just reduced to furniture in that society sadly.

No, not unless you feel bad about what actually happens to the animals
As in it's more than just thinking the pictures/videos are disgusting
If you do, and your behavior promotes such things, then yes because you are only helping propagate it

The only good MMA fights are the ones with Gina Carano in them anyhow.

At 8/1/08 06:21 AM, ParodyMyAss wrote: To each their own I suppose. But, thinking back to when you were in middle school, how would it sound to you for some guy to tell you to take your time? I think he's a bit past that, and is now looking for the next step. Maybe I shouldn't give him college advice...

College advice is the best advice. Especially since it's the time when girls get their priorities straight and are actually looking for a husband. The true colors come out during the college period (no pun intended)

Because they probably think you are selling yourself short

Overdrive is always fun.
I used to like using heavy distortion, but it's really cheesy and anything with it sounds great because it will sound generic.
Personally the best effects would have to be a flanger, reverb, and a looping pedal.

At 8/1/08 06:07 AM, X3cutioner wrote: awwh why'd you remove the end text, did it hurt?
at least i'm not alone.
i'd pity you if i gave a shit.

No, I would have had to make my response longer
But that shit was hilarious, you sir are a comedian

At 8/1/08 05:58 AM, X3cutioner wrote: i'm a well known man in the real world, where do you think i got my experiance.
posting on here?
no you silly fuck, i went out on a venture.
reason i post on here is to help.
i've been in contact with someone for 5 years now, simply because i took the time to get to know her.
etc etc

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha

At 8/1/08 05:50 AM, ParodyMyAss wrote:

At 8/1/08 05:48 AM, OhThisGuy wrote:

At 8/1/08 12:19 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: I chose to avoid the drama of groups and cliques and shit when I was in high school.

Solitude is undervalued.

No it's not, considering that it's bad for psychological development as well as psychological well-being.
Don't believe me? Take Psychology classes.

Not to sound Middle of the Road, but you're actually both right. Solitude is essential for introspection and personal growth. Socialization is needed for psychological development and maturity, along with communication skills and development and stabilization of the ego.

Psychology classes rock.

He's speaking on solitude throughout the 4 years of high school. Which would be bad developmentally considering adolescence development. All that introspection and personal growth is good for when you have established yourself as a person in society, which happens DURING the high school age.

At 8/1/08 05:48 AM, ParodyMyAss wrote:

At 8/1/08 05:38 AM, OhThisGuy wrote: morale of the story
if you don't have the balls to make a move, do something that she'd think is a move and enjoy

True this. Or you can jokingly give her a lap dance and see how she reacts.
Or have the confidence to just put your arm around her when you're sitting next to her.

You DO sit next to her right?

Don't be too clingy though.

The lap dance is just awful advice (you don't want to do anything that would make you THAT guy aka a weirdo, and so is the arm around her, if you try doing that in a serious way you'll probably get laughed at.
HOWEVER, depending on the relationship you have with her, like let's say she knows you as the sarcastic funny kid, you could get away with talking about how awesome you are and then doing a very exaggerated arm around her. Which will get a laugh from her too, but probably nothing that will get you in her pants, but it might, depending on how she sees you as a person.

At 8/1/08 12:19 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: I chose to avoid the drama of groups and cliques and shit when I was in high school.

Solitude is undervalued.

No it's not, considering that it's bad for psychological development as well as psychological well-being.
Don't believe me? Take Psychology classes.

At 8/1/08 05:39 AM, X3cutioner wrote: get to know her better before you make any moves.
but remember the thing about crushes, you usually get crushed.

Don't listen to this nub, it's better to make a move in the early stages, now I'm not talking about as soon as you first meet, but after hanging like 3-5 times. Otherwise you're on your way for the long haul, which might not even turn out the way you want it to (her losing interest and you just becoming a friend, or hell you having to wait like a number of years for you to be her "shoulder to cry on" if you are even that lucky at that point)